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Secret of the Pyramids Solved??:

 1 Promethax, Fri, 25th Feb '11 3:13:00 PM from Center of the Earth
Evil Mastermind
Everyone knows that there is something mysterious about the Great Pyramids of Giza, but what is it exactly? I think I have the answer.

There are 3 great pyramids, 3 major periods of Ancient Egyptian history, and the shape of the Nile Delta is triangular, like the number 3. This = 333

Early in Egypt's history, the kingdom was divided into 2 halves.

333 x 2 = 666 (number of the Beast)

6 + 6 + 6 = 18

The Holy Trinity is made of 3 parts (the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit)

18/3 = 6

6 = the letter F

F is the first letter in one of the most popular obcenities in the English language. The word itself means to procreate.

Procreation usually results in the birth of 1.

one world

one God

one Devil

one Heaven

one Hell

one world order

So the pyramids represent the Satanic procreation of a new world order.

 2 You Must Die, Fri, 25th Feb '11 3:38:02 PM from Somewhere on the Ocean Blue Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
Let me be the first to say Insane Troll Logic...

...or...

...Cuckoolander Has A Point?
Ironic, huh?
In Riastrad
This is the most epic case of Insane Troll Logic I've seen in days.

Hat's off, mate.
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 4 Tzetze, Wed, 30th Mar '11 10:37:50 PM from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
I think Daniel Jackson would like a word with you.
 5 doorhandle, Mon, 25th Apr '11 2:14:24 AM from Space Australia!
I think the trope is Bat Deduction.

Also, I have a few questions:

Why would the Egyptians know or care about the future coming of The Really Angry One?

Under your logic, wouldn't the resultant number be 333 divided by two? Because 2 kingdoms means the Egyptian realm is divided in half?

Why must 6=F?

By your logic, wouldn’t there be triplets?

And finally, why must it be a satanic world order? From the “evidence” you have provided, it could as easily represent one world order under G-dawg!

edited 25th Apr '11 2:22:20 AM by doorhandle

 6 Promethax, Thu, 26th May '11 4:32:22 PM from Center of the Earth
Evil Mastermind
"Also, I have a few questions:

Why would the Egyptians know or care about the future coming of The Really Angry One?" -So they could make preparations for the Egyptian doomsday (evidence of which is hidden under the sphinx's paw along with the secrets of Atlantis).

"Under your logic, wouldn't the resultant number be 333 divided by two? Because 2 kingdoms means the Egyptian realm is divided in half?" -No, because the division of the kingdom results in the creation of two, as opposed to the one which it was and later came to be. Two is twice the value of one.

"Why must 6=F?" - F is the 6th letter of the alphabet

"By your logic, wouldn’t there be triplets?" -If you are referring to the importance of 3 earlier in the investigation, then the number 3 and all multiples of it have no significance unless the number is outright stated. Statistically, procreation does result commonly result in one, however, triplets are not unheard of.

"And finally, why must it be a satanic world order? From the “evidence” you have provided, it could as easily represent one world order under G-dawg!" -Dark was not always evil in Egypt. However, putting the return of Osiris in a western context, in which he may seem "demonic" to some.

 7 thelittleman 66, Sun, 29th May '11 4:21:48 PM from Deep in Chris-Chan's ego
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I really can't find an argument against this guy.
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 8 Hungry Joe, Sun, 29th May '11 7:20:40 PM from Under the Tree
Gristknife
I got one.

Why would they divide their history into three periods?

That's something Historians did, and even if they could predict the future, making textbooks easy to divide into sections doesn't seem like high priority stuff.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
What about OTHER alphabets?
 
 10 Promethax, Tue, 21st Jun '11 9:16:54 AM from Center of the Earth
Evil Mastermind
The number 3 has special significance in many cultures as well as math. There are also three periods in ancient Egyptian history. Connect the dots.

The English alphabet is derived from the Latin alphabet, which is derived from the Phoenecian alphabet. The Phoenecians had contact with many mediterranean peoples, including Egypt.

...Honestly, the Egyptians were not Christians, so Satan had no relvance to them. Seth was their god of the underworld. And I might add this - why is english so increadibly prominent in this and no other language? And why choose out the 'f word'? And also, the Bible encourages procreation after marriage... just throwing that in. I also don't see why you'd multiply 333 by 2, when the kingdoms were DEVIDED by two. That seems fairly... inaccurate, I guess... in a way. Also the bible would've mentioned the Pyramids in Revelations if it had relevance, wouldn't it? We already know, really, that Satan wants a new world order under his Anti-christ, and we also already know he's going to fail. ...I'm sorry, I just have a tendancy to ask a WHOLE LOT of questions. As for that first/second post, yes. Daniel Jackson would probably like to have a conversation with you.

 12 Professor Metallica, Tue, 28th Jun '11 3:34:03 PM from The nth dimension! Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
I design worlds. Or, I hope to.
Why choose "Fuck" as the letter that begins with F? Why does it have to be an obscenity? Why can't the word be "Friendship"?
Don't fear the Reaper. Make him fear you.
 13 Promethax, Mon, 18th Jul '11 9:08:48 PM from Center of the Earth
Evil Mastermind
Honestly, you guys are starting to take this way too seriously. It was a parody of overly complicated, Da Vinci Code-esque conspiracy theories, as well as people who associate everything with the devil.

Geez

 14 Game Chainsaw, Thu, 18th Aug '11 3:31:31 PM from sunshine and rainbows!
The Shadows Devour You.
...

Sir, you are a genius. A crazy genius. The best kind of genius.
 15 Angewomon, Thu, 18th Aug '11 6:51:09 PM from Everywhere and Nowhere
Digital Angel
Why choose "Fuck" as the letter that begins with F? Why does it have to be an obscenity? Why can't the word be "Friendship"?
Because that would be a disgrace to the ponies.
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