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Secret of the Pyramids Solved??:
Evil MastermindEveryone knows that there is something mysterious about the Great Pyramids of Giza, but what is it exactly? I think I have the answer. There are 3 great pyramids, 3 major periods of Ancient Egyptian history, and the shape of the Nile Delta is triangular, like the number 3. This = 333 Early in Egypt's history, the kingdom was divided into 2 halves. 333 x 2 = 666 (number of the Beast) 6 + 6 + 6 = 18 The Holy Trinity is made of 3 parts (the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit) 18/3 = 6 6 = the letter F F is the first letter in one of the most popular obcenities in the English language. The word itself means to procreate. Procreation usually results in the birth of 1. one world one God one Devil one Heaven one Hell one world order So the pyramids represent the Satanic procreation of a new world order.
How did I become this?Let me be the first to say Insane Troll Logic... ...or... ...Cuckoolander Has A Point?
In RiastradThis is the most epic case of Insane Troll Logic I've seen in days. Hat's off, mate.
My name is Cu Chulainn.
Beside the raging sea I am left to moan.
Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
DUMBI think Daniel Jackson would like a word with you.
Bat Deduction. Also, I have a few questions: Why would the Egyptians know or care about the future coming of The Really Angry One? Under your logic, wouldn't the resultant number be 333 divided by two? Because 2 kingdoms means the Egyptian realm is divided in half? Why must 6=F? By your logic, wouldn’t there be triplets? And finally, why must it be a satanic world order? From the “evidence” you have provided, it could as easily represent one world order under G-dawg!
edited 25th Apr '11 2:22:20 AM by doorhandle
Evil Mastermind"Also, I have a few questions: Why would the Egyptians know or care about the future coming of The Really Angry One?" -So they could make preparations for the Egyptian doomsday (evidence of which is hidden under the sphinx's paw along with the secrets of Atlantis). "Under your logic, wouldn't the resultant number be 333 divided by two? Because 2 kingdoms means the Egyptian realm is divided in half?" -No, because the division of the kingdom results in the creation of two, as opposed to the one which it was and later came to be. Two is twice the value of one. "Why must 6=F?" - F is the 6th letter of the alphabet "By your logic, wouldn’t there be triplets?" -If you are referring to the importance of 3 earlier in the investigation, then the number 3 and all multiples of it have no significance unless the number is outright stated. Statistically, procreation does result commonly result in one, however, triplets are not unheard of. "And finally, why must it be a satanic world order? From the “evidence” you have provided, it could as easily represent one world order under G-dawg!" -Dark was not always evil in Egypt. However, putting the return of Osiris in a western context, in which he may seem "demonic" to some.
gobblygoopI really can't find an argument against this guy.
What do ya mean I ain't kind? Just not your kind...
GristknifeI got one. Why would they divide their history into three periods? That's something Historians did, and even if they could predict the future, making textbooks easy to divide into sections doesn't seem like high priority stuff.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
What about OTHER alphabets?
Evil MastermindThe number 3 has special significance in many cultures as well as math. There are also three periods in ancient Egyptian history. Connect the dots. The English alphabet is derived from the Latin alphabet, which is derived from the Phoenecian alphabet. The Phoenecians had contact with many mediterranean peoples, including Egypt.
Blink and you're dead.Why choose "Fuck" as the letter that begins with F? Why does it have to be an obscenity? Why can't the word be "Friendship"?
If I wanted to commit suicide, I could jump from your ego to your IQ.
Evil MastermindHonestly, you guys are starting to take this way too seriously. It was a parody of overly complicated, Da Vinci Code-esque conspiracy theories, as well as people who associate everything with the devil. Geez
The Shadows Devour You.... Sir, you are a genius. A crazy genius. The best kind of genius.
Why choose "Fuck" as the letter that begins with F? Why does it have to be an obscenity? Why can't the word be "Friendship"?Because that would be a disgrace to the ponies.
Talk to the hand.
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You need to Get Known to get one of those.
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