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Promethax Evil Mastermind from Center of the Earth Since: Feb, 2011
Evil Mastermind
#1: Feb 25th 2011 at 3:13:00 PM

Everyone knows that there is something mysterious about the Great Pyramids of Giza, but what is it exactly? I think I have the answer.

There are 3 great pyramids, 3 major periods of Ancient Egyptian history, and the shape of the Nile Delta is triangular, like the number 3. This = 333

Early in Egypt's history, the kingdom was divided into 2 halves.

333 x 2 = 666 (number of the Beast)

6 + 6 + 6 = 18

The Holy Trinity is made of 3 parts (the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit)

18/3 = 6

6 = the letter F

F is the first letter in one of the most popular obcenities in the English language. The word itself means to procreate.

Procreation usually results in the birth of 1.

one world

one God

one Devil

one Heaven

one Hell

one world order

So the pyramids represent the Satanic procreation of a new world order.

YouMustDie THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING. from Somewhere on the Ocean Blue Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
#2: Feb 25th 2011 at 3:38:02 PM

Let me be the first to say Insane Troll Logic...

...or...

...Cuckoolander Has A Point?

Ironic, huh?
Diamonnes In Riastrad from Ulster Since: Nov, 2009
In Riastrad
#3: Mar 30th 2011 at 10:35:27 PM

This is the most epic case of Insane Troll Logic I've seen in days.

Hat's off, mate.

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Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#4: Mar 30th 2011 at 10:37:50 PM

I think Daniel Jackson would like a word with you.

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doorhandle Gork Side 4 Life from Space Australia! Since: Oct, 2010
#5: Apr 25th 2011 at 2:14:24 AM

I think the trope is Bat Deduction.

Also, I have a few questions:

Why would the Egyptians know or care about the future coming of The Really Angry One?

Under your logic, wouldn't the resultant number be 333 divided by two? Because 2 kingdoms means the Egyptian realm is divided in half?

Why must 6=F?

By your logic, wouldn’t there be triplets?

And finally, why must it be a satanic world order? From the “evidence” you have provided, it could as easily represent one world order under G-dawg!

edited 25th Apr '11 2:22:20 AM by doorhandle

Promethax Evil Mastermind from Center of the Earth Since: Feb, 2011
Evil Mastermind
#6: May 26th 2011 at 4:32:22 PM

"Also, I have a few questions:

Why would the Egyptians know or care about the future coming of The Really Angry One?" -So they could make preparations for the Egyptian doomsday (evidence of which is hidden under the sphinx's paw along with the secrets of Atlantis).

"Under your logic, wouldn't the resultant number be 333 divided by two? Because 2 kingdoms means the Egyptian realm is divided in half?" -No, because the division of the kingdom results in the creation of two, as opposed to the one which it was and later came to be. Two is twice the value of one.

"Why must 6=F?" - F is the 6th letter of the alphabet

"By your logic, wouldn’t there be triplets?" -If you are referring to the importance of 3 earlier in the investigation, then the number 3 and all multiples of it have no significance unless the number is outright stated. Statistically, procreation does result commonly result in one, however, triplets are not unheard of.

"And finally, why must it be a satanic world order? From the “evidence” you have provided, it could as easily represent one world order under G-dawg!" -Dark was not always evil in Egypt. However, putting the return of Osiris in a western context, in which he may seem "demonic" to some.

thelittleman66 gobblygoop from Deep in Chris-Chan's ego Since: Mar, 2011
gobblygoop
#7: May 29th 2011 at 4:21:48 PM

I really can't find an argument against this guy.

What do ya mean I ain't kind? Just not your kind...
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#8: May 29th 2011 at 7:20:40 PM

I got one.

Why would they divide their history into three periods?

That's something Historians did, and even if they could predict the future, making textbooks easy to divide into sections doesn't seem like high priority stuff.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Dadicus Since: Dec, 1969
#9: Jun 20th 2011 at 10:54:51 PM

What about OTHER alphabets?

Promethax Evil Mastermind from Center of the Earth Since: Feb, 2011
Evil Mastermind
#10: Jun 21st 2011 at 9:16:54 AM

The number 3 has special significance in many cultures as well as math. There are also three periods in ancient Egyptian history. Connect the dots.

The English alphabet is derived from the Latin alphabet, which is derived from the Phoenecian alphabet. The Phoenecians had contact with many mediterranean peoples, including Egypt.

earthice224 Earth Ice Since: Mar, 2011
#11: Jun 27th 2011 at 7:21:13 AM

...Honestly, the Egyptians were not Christians, so Satan had no relvance to them. Seth was their god of the underworld. And I might add this - why is english so increadibly prominent in this and no other language? And why choose out the 'f word'? And also, the Bible encourages procreation after marriage... just throwing that in. I also don't see why you'd multiply 333 by 2, when the kingdoms were DEVIDED by two. That seems fairly... inaccurate, I guess... in a way. Also the bible would've mentioned the Pyramids in Revelations if it had relevance, wouldn't it? We already know, really, that Satan wants a new world order under his Anti-christ, and we also already know he's going to fail. ...I'm sorry, I just have a tendancy to ask a WHOLE LOT of questions. As for that first/second post, yes. Daniel Jackson would probably like to have a conversation with you.

ProfessorMetallica Hnnng from Texas Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Hnnng
#12: Jun 28th 2011 at 3:34:03 PM

Why choose "Fuck" as the letter that begins with F? Why does it have to be an obscenity? Why can't the word be "Friendship"?

Above all, always remember to stay positive.
Promethax Evil Mastermind from Center of the Earth Since: Feb, 2011
Evil Mastermind
#13: Jul 18th 2011 at 9:08:48 PM

Honestly, you guys are starting to take this way too seriously. It was a parody of overly complicated, Da Vinci Code-esque conspiracy theories, as well as people who associate everything with the devil.

Geez

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
Angewomon Digital Angel from Everywhere and Nowhere Since: Jan, 2011
Digital Angel
#15: Aug 18th 2011 at 6:51:09 PM

Why choose "Fuck" as the letter that begins with F? Why does it have to be an obscenity? Why can't the word be "Friendship"?
Because that would be a disgrace to the ponies.

Talk to the hand.
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