Please tell me this is a joke. No, I'm not clicking on that link, by the way.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!There's nothing explicit in the video, just a bunch of fully clothed people playing a very suggestive Wii game (which also isn't explicit). It's silly really.
Not to sound immature or anything, but given the shape of the controller, wouldn't you think this was inevitable?
(did not click on the link)
edited 24th Feb '11 8:17:26 PM by MrPoly
For those of you who are too chicken, it's a game involving your Mii's while you do little mini games that are designed to evoke and stimulate your romantic relationship with your partner. I think sticking the wii-mote down the back of your pants is about as dirty as it showed.
Oh, the game is called "We dare", and seems to be also on the PS 3 to take advantage of the Move.
edited 24th Feb '11 8:19:43 PM by DRCEQ
Surprised this didn't happen sooner.
Also, the game is rated... 12+. What.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.Not naming it "Wii Dare" was a missed opportunity.
360 Gamertag: Electivirus. 3DS friend code: 5412-9983-8497. PSN ID: Electivirus. PM me if you add me on any.Not using Wii as an innuendo was a missed opportunity.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.Hmm, reminds me of the one video I found where a guy put a Wii Remote at his waste, and kept wanking it. Repeatedly.
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!(though I guess the PS 3 Move controller was too dildo-shaped even for Ubisoft)
—R.J.
I rather they just translate Criminal Girls and put it in the Wii instead...
[[youtube:UjslUmFMzBc&feature=related]]
This game was made to be on a Wii...
"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."I feel even dirtier after watching that.
Nippon Ichi, I knew you guys had a perverted sense of humor but GEEZ, I didn't think you guys were that perverted.
edited 24th Feb '11 9:50:19 PM by Usht
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.What did I just watch.
Somehow, I don't think that's getting localized.
Seconded. I'm honestly very surprised. And that commercial is worse than the one linked in the OP.
edited 24th Feb '11 9:51:21 PM by Customer
But...the game up there shows a guy slapping a real woman's ass, atleast in Criminal Girls, no real girls are getting spanked. B'sides, they're criminals.
edited 24th Feb '11 9:52:41 PM by Signed
"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."Okay, somebody sum up the Criminal Girls one for me, because I am not watching that.
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific MackerelLots and lots of erotic moaning. So much that it swings back around and just... gets... ew.
And it looks like a spot light search thing. And lots of panty shots. Meh.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.Meh, this "game" is going to be terrible.
Even the music is trying too hard.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugadanevermind, misread
edited 24th Feb '11 10:04:59 PM by SpellBlade
You think Criminal Girls the GAME is bad?
There's an official ero-manga. (VERY NSFW)
Long live Cinematech. FC:0259-0435-4987I'm more surprised that Nippon Ichi Software is involved with it (at least the game) than the fact that it's Eroge.
http://www.giantbomb.com/we-dare-you-to-watch-this-amazing-video/17-3832/
... I feel dirty for having watched that. Damn you Ubisoft!