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Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
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#3: Feb 24th 2011 at 8:13:21 PM

What.

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#5: Feb 24th 2011 at 8:14:34 PM

Please tell me this is a joke. No, I'm not clicking on that link, by the way.

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#6: Feb 24th 2011 at 8:16:30 PM

There's nothing explicit in the video, just a bunch of fully clothed people playing a very suggestive Wii game (which also isn't explicit). It's silly really.

MrPoly Since: Feb, 2010
#7: Feb 24th 2011 at 8:16:55 PM

Not to sound immature or anything, but given the shape of the controller, wouldn't you think this was inevitable?

(did not click on the link)

edited 24th Feb '11 8:17:26 PM by MrPoly

DRCEQ Since: Oct, 2009
#8: Feb 24th 2011 at 8:18:59 PM

For those of you who are too chicken, it's a game involving your Mii's while you do little mini games that are designed to evoke and stimulate your romantic relationship with your partner. I think sticking the wii-mote down the back of your pants is about as dirty as it showed.

Oh, the game is called "We dare", and seems to be also on the PS 3 to take advantage of the Move.

edited 24th Feb '11 8:19:43 PM by DRCEQ

Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
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#9: Feb 24th 2011 at 8:22:02 PM

Surprised this didn't happen sooner.

Also, the game is rated... 12+. What.

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#10: Feb 24th 2011 at 8:22:19 PM

Not naming it "Wii Dare" was a missed opportunity.

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#11: Feb 24th 2011 at 8:23:03 PM

Not using Wii as an innuendo was a missed opportunity.

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Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
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#12: Feb 24th 2011 at 9:00:16 PM

Hmm, reminds me of the one video I found where a guy put a Wii Remote at his waste, and kept wanking it. Repeatedly.

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#13: Feb 24th 2011 at 9:45:28 PM

Not naming it "Wii Dare" was a missed opportunity.
It is cross-platform...

(though I guess the PS 3 Move controller was too dildo-shaped even for Ubisoft)

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#14: Feb 24th 2011 at 9:45:50 PM

I rather they just translate Criminal Girls and put it in the Wii instead...

[[youtube:UjslUmFMzBc&feature=related]]

This game was made to be on a Wii...

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#15: Feb 24th 2011 at 9:48:14 PM

[up]I feel even dirtier after watching that.

Nippon Ichi, I knew you guys had a perverted sense of humor but GEEZ, I didn't think you guys were that perverted.

edited 24th Feb '11 9:50:19 PM by Usht

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#16: Feb 24th 2011 at 9:49:34 PM

What did I just watch.

Somehow, I don't think that's getting localized.

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#17: Feb 24th 2011 at 9:49:40 PM

[up][up]Seconded. I'm honestly very surprised. And that commercial is worse than the one linked in the OP.

edited 24th Feb '11 9:51:21 PM by Customer

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#18: Feb 24th 2011 at 9:52:10 PM

But...the game up there shows a guy slapping a real woman's ass, atleast in Criminal Girls, no real girls are getting spanked.waii B'sides, they're criminals. cool

edited 24th Feb '11 9:52:41 PM by Signed

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#19: Feb 24th 2011 at 9:52:47 PM

Okay, somebody sum up the Criminal Girls one for me, because I am not watching that.

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#20: Feb 24th 2011 at 9:55:30 PM

Lots and lots of erotic moaning. So much that it swings back around and just... gets... ew.

And it looks like a spot light search thing. And lots of panty shots. Meh.

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#21: Feb 24th 2011 at 9:56:54 PM

Meh, this "game" is going to be terrible.

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#22: Feb 24th 2011 at 10:04:01 PM

Even the music is trying too hard.

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#23: Feb 24th 2011 at 10:04:43 PM

nevermind, misread

edited 24th Feb '11 10:04:59 PM by SpellBlade

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#25: Feb 24th 2011 at 10:19:49 PM

I'm more surprised that Nippon Ichi Software is involved with it (at least the game) than the fact that it's Eroge.


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