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Why would a Straight Woman and a Gay Man Date?:
The gay man(who will now be known as Hamburger) is in love with his straight friend(who I shall call, Hungry Hippo), but he knows that his straight friend loves this woman(Cruella is a befitting name, no?). SO, he goes after Cruella in an attempt to keep Hungry Hippo away from her. Because if he can't have him, then nobody can. Least of all somebody who Hungry Hippo actually likes! "No way, that fat cow can't have him." says Hamburger to himself.
edited 18th Mar '11 6:45:46 AM by CannibalWhyrm
It's just a date for having fun and getting to know each other better as friends, both know nothing sexual so will go down and neither really wants it to.
I JUST WANTED TO GO INTO SPAAACE!!!
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