Our avatars are in a room together

-stares at him- You might as well tell me. Or at least say something vague that incriminates no one.

I won't. -creates a small fireball and begins to think-

... Bad things happened.

You've said that. But it's obviously bothering you quite a bit, so I'd like to know a little more. Plus, I'm having a sense of déjà vu here. I feel like any minute, you're going to tell me I wasn't in Nibelheim. -rolls his eyes-

.*Chewy growls at cloud as he starts the fireball*

Han-Hey, Cloud, watch the fire, some people here are really flammable! Not to mention the ducks, you light one of them, well all burn!

Relax, I'm good at this. It's just a small one. See? -sticks his hand in and holds it there for a moment-

Now...

-burns out the previous Rule #3 and writes:-

3. Intercourse is to be kept private and concen consentual.

-frowns- Don't know why I wrote that one, either.

Han- there are rules?

Yes. -gestures-

1. No killing/eating others.

2. No rezenti resenting people for the good things they hold in their lives.

3. Intercourse is to be kept private and concen consentual.

The third one is a little... private... Isn't it?

I know. I just... felt like I should put it there, for some reason. -shrugs-

Han- Alright Chewy, you'd better stop strangling the goat-headed dragon thing then.

.*chewy makes a disapointed noise, and lets go of it's neck. it drops to the floor, unconscious*

edited 29th Dec '11 8:16:16 PM by Joesolo

...For some reason, this thing annoys me in general when it really shouldn't.

Chewy- Whoaaaa. Mah oowhama Wgha?

Han- Really chewy? You havn't even met him.

Chewy- Umraaaaahhh!

Han- Fine. Hey, Cloud, he wants to know if you'll make an exception to #1?

edited 29th Dec '11 8:27:29 PM by Joesolo

Um... probably not. Who is it?

.*Chewy points at the dragon thing*

Hey, the little things unconscious, you should leave him alone for now.

...

Just let it leave. I doubt it'll be saying much, anyway.

-Boris pets the creature's head-

Now what did this thing do to anger you friend, Han?

.*chewy kicks it anyway*

Han- Don't the wookies have a proverb? "Let sleeping dragons lie?"

Chewy- Growls something at Han

Han- "Unless it's an opening?" never heard that part before.

Han- I dunno, He just seemed to hate it.

Chewy- Uwana goya uhama.

Han- and it's "an affront to sanity" apparently.

edited 29th Dec '11 8:38:47 PM by Joesolo

However true or untrue that may be, I doubt it'll bother us much, now. Just leave it be.

-cracks open a very flat beer-

Eurgh. -takes a sip-

edited 29th Dec '11 8:39:35 PM by GameSpazzer

Han- True enough. Chewy, let off it

Chewy- Grrrrrrah mruh mruh.

Han- No, you can't shoot it first.

Chewy- Waagaa.

Han- Sure. Theres supposed to be tons of sandwiches in the kitchen.

Somehow. We shouldn't even have any food left, after Arturia.

Gah I didn't know it was that thing! >x<

You know what? Let's just push this thing outside... I'm getting a bad feeling from my cat sences...

Oh, just came back from watching a documentary about a school shooting in California. They showed every scene in gory detail, and wjddfkaf why to they always have to film some of those scenes in places I've been to? ;w;

I agree. -nudges it outside the door with his boot-

Sucks.

That's an odd creature... I can't imagine seeing one in Wonderland

Seriously, there was a crime documentary show where they showcased the victim was tortured with a cheese grater for five days filmed in the apartment complex I used to live in!

edited 29th Dec '11 8:49:39 PM by Tatsumar

.*chewy grabs it from both of you and violently throws it in the direction of the nearest wall*

For the record, I don't hate her that much. I just assume Chewy would likely react violently and went with it.

eww. BTW, enjoy your hat of +1 derailment!

edited 29th Dec '11 8:52:48 PM by Joesolo