A chill feller
Pfffff! Oh you wish! You're still a filthy human no matter how many robot parts you have!
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"I don't see your doctorate in fashion!"
And then there was silence
A chill feller
Oh I don't need one, I'm just better than you.
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
-In he goes, stepping into the main room-
-He looks around, without a word, making nary a sound-
"Prove it!"
And then there was silence
A chill feller
... I dress better!
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"... You do?"
And then there was silence
A chill feller
I do! My dress is better than whatever you have!
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"... What other ways are you better?"
... is... is she listening.
And then there was silence
A chill feller
I'm a demon. So I'm just better than you!
-folds her arms like a smug lil shit-
edited 6th Jan '18 9:09:08 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-Laura is...fucking napping outside goddamn girl, fix your sleep schedule!-
"... Can I be your friend?!"
And then there was silence
A chill feller
N—...
-she sees the sleeping laura, and gets an idea-
... Suuuuuure you can, if you can do something for me. Like say, wake that girl up by yelling really loudly in her ear.
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
-You feel eyes on you, Laura, even in your slumber-
-Cold, cold eyes.....-
"... -leaps down, sprinting to Laura's ear- WAKE UP!"
And then there was silence
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"SWEET FLYING JESUS, WHAT?!"
-Laura bolts upright from that-
A chill feller
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! OH WOW YOU REALLY DID IT!
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
-The eyes of the quiet man gaze on out the window, from within the room...-
edited 6th Jan '18 9:20:34 PM by MacDuffy
"CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND, DEMON"
And then there was silence
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-Looks around and realizes she's just been made a spectacle-
"...Oh, fuck all you guys!"
A chill feller
Yes you can! Lowly peasant!
-... laura... she's a demon-
-like that one you met that one time-
-the one that THREATENED TO TAKE YER SOUL-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-Glares at the demon-
-Reaches inside her shirt-
-And pulls out a cross necklace-
"Hey. Demon lady."
"... Lowly peasant? But I'm rich?"
And then there was silence
A chill feller
No amount of money will make you higher than me.
-she looks at the cross... and just smirk-
... Really? You really think your silly human religion is going to keep you safe from me?
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"Freaky? I'm gorgeous! -with a happy go lucky tone-"
And then there was silence