Does What You Don't
I'm Dante. A professional devil hunter.
Uh...Sebben?
edited 11th Feb '12 7:46:17 AM by Jamdat369
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
A penguin anchor! Interesting indeed!
Also, apparently, I have to set my watch to Waluigi...
Dawn and Brock as newscasters?
Nice to meet you Mr. Dante!
-trumpets-
edited 11th Feb '12 7:48:02 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Does What You Don't
-gets up-
Sebben! What the hell was that!?
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
First thing that came to my mind
-comes downstairs, wearing several very large travel packs-
Your guess is as good as mine, buddy! But it's been rampaging across this country! Painting the town Purple, as it were.
edited 11th Feb '12 7:49:13 AM by MacDuffy
Does What You Don't
Ok how do we stop this?
edited 11th Feb '12 7:50:13 AM by Jamdat369
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Didn't you hear mister? It was WALUIGI TIME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
... If I heard correctly.
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
If I had a cure, do you think I'd be running with my eyepatch between my legs!?
-points at the paper clip-
SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOT IT!!!!
edited 11th Feb '12 7:51:05 AM by MacDuffy
Does What You Don't
-begins to barricade the doors-
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
How rude mister! I was just repeating what that curious looking fellow said!
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Well, DON'T! You almost made me wet my trousers!
-looks at Dante- What are you DOING!? I'm trying to RUN, not HIDE!
Does What You Don't
I'm those bastards get this place.
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Oh don't worry misters, I doubt plumbers will pop up around here. We have nothing clogged except for my elephant's trunk. He's got a bad case of the sneezes!
-sneezes and sends everything flying-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Well you can leave me out of it! Have fun with your stupid suicide mission, dummy!
-leaps out the window-
.......
-dives right back in-
On second thought, barricading is a great idea. Barricade faster.
pirate girl
What's going on now?
The Wahpocalypse
edited 11th Feb '12 8:01:51 AM by MacDuffy
You wanted a Zombie Apocalypse? TOO BAD! WALUIGI TIME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Does What You Don't
-disappears-
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
...Where'd the red guy go?
Oh, it doesn't matter! Help me finish what he started!
-starts to barricade-
W... Where did Mr. devil hunter go?
Helping? Sure thing! Come on elephant.
-both start to barricade-
edited 11th Feb '12 8:13:45 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Does What You Don't
-Dante reappears a lot younger-
Ok who did it?
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
You done with your makeover, pretty boy? Because we've still got work to do!
Does What You Don't
Welcome back? I've never even seen this place. And what's up with you? Get kicked out of your desk?
Huh, no thanks one-eye I think I'll just relax a bit.
edited 11th Feb '12 8:19:56 AM by Jamdat369
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Strange... Maybe it could be a case of amnesia?
-keeps barricading-
-so does him, given how he's an elephant, he's doing quite a good job-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS
Today, in the News! A rather large gathering of what could only be identified as plumbers have been marching through the streets of Room City for well over half of the day! We sent in our top reporter, Brock, down to get an interview, Brock?
Well, Dawn. I'm here out in Roomville Square with this march of brave plumbers! Oh, here comes one now! -walks up to one of the plumbers- Good Morning, sir! Everyone wants to know, what is this march representing? What does this large gathering stand for? Are you a plumbers' union?
WAH.
-the plumber tackles Brock to the ground and starts chewing on his limbs-
OH GOD! ALL I SEE IS PURPLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Brock? BROCK!?.......Well, this has been the morning news! I hope you enjoyed it and-
PIPLUP PIPLUP!!
Wh-what!? They're here? Oh God, Barricade the doors! -smash- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
-the tv goes to static for several minutes before returning to the news set-
HELLO AND WELCOME TO WALUIGI NEWS. THE TIME IS CURRENTLY WALUIGI TIME. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
-the screen goes black-