Calamity is a housewife
(retrieves his materials and gets the hell outta there)
I dunno...but whatever it is, it's friggin stupid!
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
A chill feller
Today you humans shall pay!
-faror gets creamed-
edited 21st Mar '13 9:21:26 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-Din is totally behind the pancake maker-
"And where do you think you're going?"
-Farore is now covered in cream and even more annoyed-
edited 21st Mar '13 9:21:25 PM by Randomman5
Put in a Stasis Chamber
This is getting quite silly. -Scarlet leaves the kitchen and sits in a chair, pouring her wine into her glass-
NO! Spare me! I'm innocent!
edited 21st Mar '13 9:22:03 PM by rockmanx
""I'll be back in 20XX!""
Jamais vu
...
...
...
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
....!
-Allison turns sharply and digs his hoof into the dirt ground-
Holy.... ... S-so fast....
Deer
Calamity is a housewife
(sigh) Shit....wait a minute...where's my...
(looks like Kanji forgot something)
SHIIIT!
(runs back into the chaos)
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Just a Bug
I'm a grimoire containing spells that would make most wizards mess their pants. A home's not exactly on my list of privileges.
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
-To Pancake Maker-
"Or maybe you're a spy, trying to sneak away before you get caught in the crossfire."
edited 21st Mar '13 9:23:55 PM by Randomman5
Problem Child
-The sewing machine lays dying in a heap of scrap-
I'm sorry... Kanji...
-ded-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MAYONNAISE
-hey, Adam, who's that behind you?-
-why do you feel slightly uneasy, like something just isn't there?-
-Well it's Hector-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Jamais vu
...
-Adam nods at Hector before he enters the kitchen and heads straight for the alcohol cabinet-
...
edited 21st Mar '13 9:25:13 PM by thespacephantom
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Calamity is a housewife
(can't help but get a little teary eyed and dramatic over the sewing machine)
OUUUAAAAAAAGGHHH!
(dodgedodgedodgehithithitretrieve)
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
A chill feller
-looks at the sewing machine-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Put in a Stasis Chamber
I never wanted to be in part of this! I just want to help people make their breakfasts!
-Scarlet yawns-
""I'll be back in 20XX!""
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"A likely story..."
-Oh dear, that's a fireball in her hand-
A chill feller
-looks through window at scarlet, with rage boiling in him-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MAYONNAISE
-follows slightly-
I can only presume the Warp had something to do with my return here- Jensen.
Report?
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Put in a Stasis Chamber
-The waffle maker then starts to run like a little bitch-
""I'll be back in 20XX!""
Problem Child
We are here to discuss the terms of your surrender!
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
:"You...you killed all my plants..."
edited 21st Mar '13 9:27:28 PM by Randomman5
The Beta Male
It will be if you make one.
Not bad... but I bet you can do better. Back up and try again.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Put in a Stasis Chamber
-Scarlet looks out the window- ... -She rolls her eyes-
-Rydia is asleep-
""I'll be back in 20XX!""
A chill feller
-nods-
We have defeated all your defences.
Their loyalty was what killed them. I gave them a chance.
edited 21st Mar '13 9:29:00 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Our alliance of food and food preparation appliances are here to cast off our oppression.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?