Hey
AAAIIEEEE!! I knew we shouldn't have gone into that haunted house at night!
-runs very slowly away from the killer before tripping over a root-
edited 16th Feb '11 10:38:24 AM by Slouch
Your army sucks.
Hi I'm that creepy old dude that spouts cryptic prophesies about the killer then never appears again.
edited 16th Feb '11 10:57:45 AM by Neo_Crimson
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
Im the inocent little kid who will live through the movie!
I am a very picky girl
Fwomph
Oh great, I just know I'm going to be paired with the kid...
What do you mean 'not that kind of slasher'?
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Somehow I get the feeling I'd still be the Vasquez.
HIP HOP HIPSTER
-doesn't have sex, drink, or do drugs-
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
Gumi-chan
I'm a virgin, so I'll probably live to the end.
MINE! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Oh man. Oh, god. Oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man.
edited 16th Feb '11 3:50:06 PM by OpenDelilahOS
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Don't worry, I have the killer's picture on this satellite photo! I just need to zoom in and enhance!
Oh crap I hear creepy music!
Someones going to die!
edited 16th Feb '11 4:06:40 PM by daisy
I am a very picky girl
Oh no, I'm the comic relief! I'll be one of the first five to die!
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Hey
Where'd Jack go?
Oh, right.
All hail
I have a gun. So, of course, I'm gonna die next.
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
Pfft, Murderer on the loose? you're all just telling lies again aren't you!
{Falls out of a fridge}
Oh, was there always a machete lodged in my chest? That can't be go-
-falls over dead-
Departed days ahead.
As the genre savvy character, I'm sure to... Oh, wait. We're all genry savvy. Well, might as well impale myself now and save the killer the effort.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Burn
I think I have to go to the bathroom.
Considering my chances of actually getting there, I'll just slit my throat now.
Fight. Struggle. Endure. Suffer. LIVE.
You're one of the monkies, aren't you?!
Teeny hat.
Crap, I'm blond!
CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP...
"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - Yahtzee
I am the killer! Mwahahahahaha!