ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Watching the three peons get utterly destroyed by Tagg's Pokemon-

<Vlad: "...">

<Gligar!Vlad: "... Big me? Are you okay?">

<Vlad: "...">

<Teala: "... Why were they all male?">

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-Elsewhere in Celadon-

-A party of about 20 Pokemon are moving down a back alley-

<Lanius!Crustle: "Hmph. So apparently some pathetic souls dared to leave their holes to oppose us.">

<Lanius!Persian: "Yeah, they're apparently getting cut down like Venonat out there.">

-A voice pops into the minds of the Pokemon present-

<??? #1: "Oh really, now?">

<Lanius!Flygon: "Who's there?!">

<Lanius!Leavanny: "Show yourself so we can put you into your place, degenerate!">

???: "Now, Sabine!"

-The voice pops back into the patrolling Pokemon's heads-

<??? #1: "This is for what you cretins did to Jaws!">

-And a large amount of weighty roof clutter abruptly appears in mid-air, crushing the peons below-

-On a nearby roof, utterly devoid of roof clutter, the forms of five Pokemon and a trainer abruptly appear-

<Legion: "And to think that you used to whine non-stop about not being able to throw a punch!">

/b/-tard: "Thanks, Erika."

<Erika: "Well hey, you wanted to fight didn't you? My job is just to make sure that you don't get us killed in the process.">

<Slenderman: "... I don't think that they'll be getting up anytime soon...">

<Sabine: "No kidding, I only feel a couple of their Auras, and they seem really faint.">

<Burny: "Sh-Shouldn't we get g-going?">

<Erika: "The coward has a point. If we stay in one place, they'll probably find us.">

-The six forms abruptly vanish again-

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985

Wait a second.

-to golbat- Thank you. We should be able to find our way from here.

-to Anom- Are you sure you can do this?

edited 19th Aug '11 3:02:58 PM by stargirl93

At Entralink

-Fool wakes up, she notices that everything's rather quiet-

-sigh- I'm all alone now...

-Fool curls up beneath a tree-

At Driftveil

-Napoleon is readying his armies for the Mistralton City seige-

<Napoleon>: <WE TOOK THIS CITY WITHOUT ANY HASSLE! SCOLIPEDE AND LIEPARD'S FORCES ARE INJURED AND WEAK! NOW IT'S THE TIME TO ATTACK! WE SHALL TAKE THEIR ENTIRE KINGDOM! BY FORCE!>

-Napoleon chuckles as his armies scream, howl, grunt and growl-

<Napoleon>: <NOW, ONTO MISTRALTON!>

<Crowd>: <ONTO MISTRALTON!!>

-Napoleon and his armies start marching down Route 6, heading for the Chargestone Cave that will lead them too Mistralton City-

I'm having to learn to pay the price

-one of the other ship's attacks rocks the sub hard, sending me flying into the water-

edited 19th Aug '11 3:07:19 PM by BadWolf21

I just need... to sit... once we get out there...

-I push on foward, ignoring the aches in my legs-

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

-Katan, too tired to fire special attacks that he isn't good at anyway, puts up a Protect shield in front of himself and Hecate-

-hearing a splash, I turn to see Wolf fall into the water and run to help-

edited 19th Aug '11 3:08:49 PM by Crewe

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

Ship 12

-the ship is punctured by the torpedo-

Captain Pincir <NO!>

-attempts to steer the ship onto a shoal while the remaining mons fire attacks of spite at the general location of the sub-

Chatot: <MAYDAY! Ship 12 is down! Repeat, resistance has taken us down!>

PEFE HQ

This is Tangent! But never mind! Yes, we've heard! Luke should be somewhere in town, and- oh!

-to Zoroark- Possible change of plans.

-checks that connection is encrypted, is satisfied, and continues-

How many do you have? Can you send anybody to Azalea if we can send you camouflage?

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Edited my post, Crewe.

Steven: FIRE TWO! -another shudder-

edited 19th Aug '11 3:09:02 PM by BadWolf21

Unite: <Crowley, what's happened so far?>

Crowley: -Shakes his head.- <It's terrible...'Dese guys came out of nowhere. They've already wiped out most of my murder...>

Stratus: <Oh, no! That's horrible!>

Harriet: <What about Silent? Apparenttly he's been helping you?>

Crowley: <'Dat's right. Me, Silent and the Nidos struck a deal to help each other defend the city. They seem to be doing a lot better job of it 'den I am, so far.>

Unite: <Where did you see Silent last?>

Crowley: <Me and my murder went around his house to get ready to fight yesterday.>

Bill: <It was really cool! I got to play with the Nidos and eat lollypops and Ice Cream and then they gave us T Ms and armour!>

Stratus: <Oh. I was wondering why you were wearing that...>

Unite: <Does it come in Braviary size?>

Harriet: <what about Silent?>

Crowley: -Shrugs.- <I dunno. I haven't seen him since 'den. I think he's still in the city somewhere, though.>

Harriet: <I think we'd better go find him, then. Come on, Luke's waiting at the bottom of the tower for us.>

Crowley: <Right! Krows! We're leaving!>

-The group take off and head to the bottom of the tower.-

-I try to swim back to the surface, but the fall has me disoriented-

Cobalt: -Explains to Every about what's happened-

Hydreigon: -Sniffs the air- <I can smell more of them.>

Then let's get inside quickly.

-Continues moving-

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-At the Entralink-

Doc: -Finds Fool- <Excuse me miss, but that familiar guy told me to give this to you.>

-Hands Fool the note from earlier-

edited 19th Aug '11 3:11:56 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-runs over to the hatch and calls down to Steven-

Wolf's in the water! Do you have like, a rope or something?

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

Fine. Just don't push yourself too hard.

-follows Anom into the Tunnel-

-At Goldenrod's Radio Tower-

-A certain Serperior abruptly appears before the entrance with a pair of Zoroark and large party of teleport-capable Pokemon-

<Serperior: "Ugh... I see that the assault failed... My regards to those defenders though. I wouldn't have thought that they would have had it in them...">

<Gardevoir: "How do we proceed, General? The surrounding streets have already been blocked off.">

<Serperior: "Have Assault Groups A, B, and C sense and retrieve as many of the wounded from our forces as you can. Group D will plant the explosives by the main shaft. When you cannot feel any further presences of the wounded, retreat and give the signal for detonation.">

<Espeon: "Do we afford the defenders a final opportunity to surrender before then?">

<Serperior: "Yes. Have one of the Zoroark accompany you so that you can avoid being attacked while presenting the offer.">

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985

Good Arceus...that's awful.

-recalls Blobble, heads towards Tracer's house-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Orenda — "Tangent"? Guys, did we ever had a Tangent working with us?

-the other shrug-

Orenda — Anyway... Yeah, Azalea you say? Well, we could, we think...

Timbú — Perhaps I can use the shortcut through the lake...

Orenda — Good idea. We can se-

-her speak is interrupted by the sound of an explosion-

Rodríguez — What the heck was that?

-the other looks around, then to Timbú-

Timbú — Oh damn... Guys! The Dept. Store!

Rodríguez — What?

Timbú — Some of the floors just, like, exploded! And the rooftop is in flames, too!

-The interns are looking at each other with fear and curiosity, but quickly find resolve-

Timbú — Whatever you need from us in Azalea, Tangent, count with our help for it.

Base of the Radio Tower

Snubbull — <Boss!> — comes up the stairs — <I smell something!>

Nidorino — <Calm down!> — looks around — <We have to wait for the group to return with the 'krows and the maps!>

Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?

Steven: In the storage closet!

-Aurora senses more of Lanius' forces approaching-

Aurora:<We need to move, now!>

-We all run toward Tracer's home-

-Begins panting and huffing more, but continues-

I just want to see something other than caves and the Entralink...

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Entering Driftviel

It wasn't long since they were here. If I had to guess, they're no more than the middle of the next route.

Casval looks around.

This city seems to be in better shape than Nimbasa was. Squad 3!

A rather tall figure made it's way to the front of the group.

Wait here until at least 2 squads return from Nimbasa. Then, move north, around Chargestone Cave.

Roger that.

There is no night without dawn. The sun is always sure to rise.

-Crowley, Harriet, Bill and Stratus and the Murkrow land next to us as we finish off the last of the Pokémon.-

Oh, Crowley! You're okay!

Crowley: <Yeah, I'm okay. My hold on da' city and my murder, though? Not so much...>

Woolly: <Oh, Crowley! I'm so sorry...>

Crowley: <...Thanks, Woolly.>

Treeo: <Is the Radio Tower clear?>

Crowley: <It might be. You might want to send some mons in to have a look.>

Flare: <Oh! We'll do it, right Wulfric?>

-Wulfric nods.-

Okay, be careful.

-The two head towards the doors, standing on either side of them.-

Flare: <Sense anything?>

Wulfric: -Feels with his Aura.- <OH! Pokémon! Loads of them!>

-Riptide is still grumbling and trying his best to ignore MGMT's supertrolling-

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-Numbskull is just wandering around, not knowing what to do-

edited 19th Aug '11 3:27:45 PM by Slouch

-Enters Tracer's house-

Well it looks quiet in here an-

-Notices that the house is occupied by several hundred 'krows and a Skarmory that looks like it ought to have died in its bramble nest-

How'd all of you guys get here?

Nudi: -To Luxray- <That Skarmory looks like the runt of the clutch.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Goggles: (wanders over to Numbskull) <Hi!>

My fanfic

Dinner.