Meet The New Boss
OU, Great Marsh
- The Crown Beasts are busy counting their earnings from the Smog-B-Gone scam, while Tornadus and Thundurus are trying to get a computer connected to the Internet. -
Thundurus: Let's hope this aircard works...
Tornadus: We've been out of the loop for WEEKS! Who knows what we've missed?
-They finally manage to get online, and check some websites, only to find something similar to this.
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Tornadus: ...
Thundurus: ...
Tornadus: WE HAVE NEW FORMES
Thundurus: OH MY ARCEUS YES
Tornadus: WHY AM I A BIRD
Thundurus: WHY AM I A LIZARD THING
Tornadus: WHO CARES, IT'S AWESOME
Thundurus: WE HAVE TO FIND OUT HOW TO UNLOCK THEM
Crown!Raikou: Pfft! You new legendaries and your formes!
Tornadus: -leers- What was that?
Crown!Entei: Raikou, I wouldn't try provoking them...
Crown!Suicune: Do not taunt the genies, for they shall turn you into fancy chairs!
Crown!Raikou: Shaddap, I'm talking here! Anyway... you newbies always look ridiculous! And then you get these new formes that make you look MORE ridiculous!
Thundurus: Oh really now?
Tornadus: That's no way to treat your business partners!
Crown!Raikou: -shrugs- Just pointing it out.
Thundurus: Well, then... Looks like we'll have to settle this somehow...
Crown!Entei: -would be sweating if he had pores- Raikou, I REALLY would not recommend continuing this...
Crown!Raikou: Yeah? Like what?
Tornadus: Like an...
-a swarm of Unown appear out of nowhere, coalescing into a sign-
E-P-I-C R-A-P B-A-T-T-L-E-S O-F N-P-C-S-!
Thundurus: -pulls a microphone out of hammerspace- This is Thundurus, MC!
Tornadus: -does the same- And Tornadus, MC!
Both: Prepare to get SCHOOLED, suckas!
Crown!Entei: What did you just get us into, Raikou?
Crown!Raikou: I honestly have no idea.
Crown!Suicine: Fire hydrant!
edited 20th May '12 7:55:47 AM by Umbramatic
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Dunsparce Cloud
En Route to Treasure Town
Salamence: -perks up- <I think something cool is happening~>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Epic Rap Battles of NP Cs
Tornadus: <This is Epic Rap Battles of NP Cs!
I guess we need to demonstrate how it goes for you three!
You think we're lame? Well, I think you're jealous.
Either that, or blind as a herd full of Zweilous
What are you all, really, are you cats or dogs?
Personally, I think you act more like hogs!
Have I got you fired up? Or is that just Entei?
Either way, just say what you'll say, because I don't have all day!>
S-T-E-P I-T U-P-!
Meet The New Boss
Epic Rap Battles of NPCS
Crown!Raikou: So, THAT'S how it works... OK, then...
-hops onto the "stage"
This is Crown Raikou, the one and only, the best!
With your ugly cloud butt, your're nothin' but a pest!
I'll Zap Cannon your rear, send you cryin' home to Unova!
Your rhymes are as pathetic as a hot flaming Snover!
And if you think your electric buddy over there can help,
I've got TWO partners in crime that'll make you BOTH yelp!
Unown: T-A-K-E T-H-A-T-!
edited 20th May '12 8:28:54 AM by Umbramatic
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Dunsparce Cloud
En Route to Treasure Town
Salamence: -watching the Rap Battle- <Ooh, cloud thingies! Go cloud thingies!>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Epic Rap Battle
Thundurus: <When it comes to rap battles, we hold the throne!
"Ugly cloud butt"? Just look at your own!
It's clear you're no puppy, you're not chasing your tail
You fight like a kitty, 'cause that diss just failed!
Even your partners don't want to fight me
We can beat you all, even two vs. three!
We'll bury you alive six feet under!
You've felt the rain, now FEEL THE THUNDER!>
T-R-Y A-G-A-I-N-!
edited 20th May '12 9:15:53 AM by Eskay64
Meet The New Boss
Epic Rap Battle
Crown!Raikou: Crap, shoulda known that would backfire... You're up, smoke-mane!
Crown!Entei: Me? Oh my...
Um...
Ah...
Er...
Uh...
...
-faints-
Crown!Raikou: -facepaws-
Crown!Suicune: Poor soul, I knew him well.
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Dunsparce Cloud
En Route to Treasure Town
Salamence: <Awww.>
Jab: <What are you doing?>
Salamence: <Nothing~ ^_^>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
What goes here, anyways?
Sorry, I got distracted by the awsomeness that is the Avengers.
Meddler: Shadow? Isn't he your sister's really snarky pokemon or something?
A Supernatural fan girl and proud of it. "Forget regret, or life is yours to miss"-Mimi Marquez from RENT
Epic Rap Battle
Tornadus: <I'm just gonna be a good genie and wait for somemon on your side to rhyme. Don't want our advantage to be any more unfair than it is already.>
Meet The New Boss
Epic Rap Battle
Crown!Raikou: Grrr... We can't lose this... Suicune, you're up!
Crown!Suicune: Okey dokey. -steps up to the stage-
I'm Crown Suicune, slayer of mutants and freaks!
And by that, I mean you, you freaky genie geeks!
I may like birdies, comics, and mashed potatoes,
But all you deserve is a face full of tomatoes!
Your disses are weak, like space Slugma from Mars,
Our powers combined will punt you to the stars!
Unown: T-H-E-R-E W-E G-O-!
edited 20th May '12 2:18:26 PM by Umbramatic
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You're shivering. Are you afraid?
En Route to Treasure Town
-Mezzo is asleep-
-Fortis is perched on Melody's tree-
Fortis: <What are you looking at, miss cotton bird?>
Treasure Town
Pianis: <No, you're thinking of her Liepard.>
Forte: <Yeah, Shadow is my Espeon. And he's not snarky.>
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Dunsparce Cloud
En Route
Salamence: <Nothing special~ Ooh, Suicune's good at this~>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
En Route
Spinda!Rex: *goes around hugging Every, his Pokemon, Mezzo, Sunny, Butterscotch, and Fortis*
Dunsparce Cloud
En Route
Every: -is hugged, sleepily hugs back-
Diesel: -pats Rex carefully-
Breeze: -returns the hug with enthusiasm-
Salamence: -likewise-
Jab: -purrs-
Mix: -purrs and nuzzles Rex-
Drift: Lish~
Meanwhile, above the Route to Treasure Town
Marmalade: -notices the others, flies down-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
En Route
Spinda!Rex: *has just finished hugging Melody's shell and Ulysses when he notices...* <Oh, here comes that Flygon of yours, Every.>
Dunsparce Cloud
En Route
Every: <...?>
Marmalade: -does not land, electing to stay in flight over the Torterra sled-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
En Route
-Mezzo purrs in her sleep-
Sunny: <Aww, thanks!>
Butterscotch: <What was that for?>
Fortis: <You're soft and fluffy!> -chirp-
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
What goes here, anyways?
Meddler: Oh. In that case, should we go try and get him back?
-the swampert who's with Meddler, Violet, looks up from a magazine she's reading-
Violet: I vote no. I don't feel like walking.
Meddler: -sigh- Vi, you're the one that wanted to come out of your pokeball in the first place. It was hard enough getting you out with no hands, remeber? So no offense, but I'd rather not go through that again. You're coming.
Violet: Whatever.
edited 20th May '12 10:06:50 AM by TheMeddler
A Supernatural fan girl and proud of it. "Forget regret, or life is yours to miss"-Mimi Marquez from RENT
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
It's spelled magazine.
Treasure Town
Forte: <Well, I guess we could go look.>
Pianis: <The mission post said he was last seen in Mystifying Forest, wherever that is.>
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
En Route
Spinda!Rex: *unable to hug Marmalade due to her staying in air* <Hmm...> *turns back to Mezzo's group, giving Fortis a pat on the head; to Butterscotch* <I dunno. I just felt like hugging people.>
Dunsparce Cloud
En Route
Marmalade: -is okay with not being hugged, but dives down to give Rex a quick pat before flying up again-
Every: -blissfully unaware of anything going on~-
(to Butterscotch) <Hugging peoplemons is fun!>
Mix: <Yeah!>
Salamence: -would back up this assertion, but is engrossed in the rap battle-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
- Wakes up, mumbling something about history homework as I get up -
My fanfic
Lake: <As I said, everyone's in Treasure Town right now.>
He tilts his head quizzically.
<You remember it, don't you? That town made out of tents with all the Pokémon? That guild run by the Wigglytuff and the Chatot?>
Stratus: <Who we work for now, y'know.>
Lake: <Yeah, everyone else is there. Including Tagg. Bet he'll be happy to see you two.>
En Route
Mix: -pokes Jab- <Isn't this fun? :3>
Jab: <No.>
Mix: <Why not? :3>
Jab: <Because. There's nothing to do.>
Mix: <Play tic-tac-toe! :3>
Jab: <...>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.