ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Pent... Still isn't transformed. It's to be expected really, his writer has no good ideas on what could befall him (Though if anyone else does, feel free to PM me). Susan on the other hand...-

Susan: -Has been transported into Alice: Madness Returns- -_- Srsly?

edited 1st Apr '12 3:14:34 AM by Pentigan

-Straw is asleep on a couch in DS' villa, but something is wrong-

Hex:-Wakes up- <Good morning ev—> -She notices nobody else is awake- <Oh...>

-I wake up-

Oh...morning Hex.

Hex:<Hm? Hello? Is someone there?>

What do you mean Hex? I'm right...-I look down at myself, noticing that I am much smaller than I should be, being smaller than any of my Pokemon-

...here.

Hex:-turns around and sees my tiny self- <Straw? Why are you tiny?>

...I don't know.

- One day, a large paper boat sailed in from somewhere far, far away, and into the little town. The new one, not the one that exploded. Among the toy Pokemon on board, was a toy Wartortle, who dreamed of going on an adventure. Perhaps he would- -

- Wrong story again. -

- Oh, right! Anyways, DS is still herself... Actually, should I turn her into an Eevee? Since I'm the narrator, I can do that, right? Or let her stay herself for some interaction between her and Female!Wolf? -

Olivine

There is a rather large crash down by the beach. Thankfully, the passenger is safe. The flier however...

Vyvyan: -Headdown in the sand- <I shouldn't have detoured through that Poison Joke patch...>

Is less than fortunate.

Olivine

- A group of Krabby are discussing amongst themselves how they can build a mind control device so they may gain control of- -

- Uh... Goggles? -

- Oh, right! -

Sierra: You okay, Vyvyan?

Olivine

Vyvyan violent jerks upwards.

Vyvyan: <F-Fine... WOAAAH!>

Vyvyan flies strait into the rockface.

Vyvyan: <Urghh...>

Olivine

Sierra: Um... Maybe you should take a break from flying?

Olivine

Vyvyan falls down the rockface and slams on the ground.

Vyvyan: <Eyeah...>

Olivine

Sierra: (gently pets Vyvyan)

Olivine.

Vyvyan: <Can I put on the armband before I fly off into a window?>

Olivine

Sierra: (smiles) Sure. (hands him the armband) Here you go.

Olivine

Vyvyan quickly puts on the armband.

Vyvyan: Thank you Sierra!

Vyvyan gives Sierra a hug.

Vyvyan: So we were going to head over to the Lighthouse... Remember?

Olivine

Sierra: (nods) Yeah.

... Where am I? This isn't the cave, where'd the kid go—oh damn it. It's that fruity upstart's kid. You can't possibly mean that I, the great Narrator, have to Narrate him!

"Uh...?" Hunter says eloquently as he wakes up. "Why am I hearing a voice in my head?"

You don't mean the pathetic child that usually covers your story can't talk to you! Well, fear not. You now have the privelige of having me, the most great Narrator.

"Why does the voice have a huge ego?" Hunter mutters, rubbing his eyes.

Oh, that's it! I can seriously screw you over kid, don't mess with me.

"Oookay, voice."

It's Narrator!

- The young toy Wartortle headed into town, looking around for something to do, when he was suddenly stopped by an old Samurott. The Samurott asked him if he knew about a mysterious group of toy Pokemon who had been spotted in various places throughout the land recently, convinced that said group of Pokemon had stolen his lawn gnomes. The Wartortle replied that he would keep an eye out for them, but before he could go, the Samurott was like: "It's too dangerous to go alone, take this!" and gave him- -

- Goggles, you're telling wrong story again! -

- Oh, right... So, should I turn her into an Eevee? -

- Sure, why not. -

- Okay! DS is an Eevee now! -

-Is well, still a Mudkip-

Forecaster: -Rubbing against me affectionately- <You look so adorable as a Mudkip Tagg.>

<Is everyone going to do this to me?>

- DS is awake and has noticed that she is an Eevee, yay! -

<Well... At least I didn't turn invisible like last year...>

- Fluffy Eevee!DS glances up at the kitchen counter, wondering how she is supposed to make breakfast for Goggles in her current condition, since Goggles has been such a good boy and helped her find the shiny things! -

<...?>

- Hey, I had to try! -

Resort Area

- The transformed Umbra and Lina are searching desperately for their Pokemon.-

Luna!Umbra: Where are you all?!

Gourry!Lina: I don't see any sign of them!

??? -from some bushes- Psst!

- Umbra and Lina turn to the bushes-

???: We're over here!

-The two trudge their way through the bushes and into a clearing...

...Where they see Harry Potter, Medea, Tahu Nuva, Lucy, Cain Nightroad, Paarthurnax, Takhisis, Archer, Ian Malcom, Issun, a giant Ariados, an anthropomorphic Wailord, The Arbiter, a Granbull with a 'Satchel' nametag, Wall E, an amalgamation of various animals, THE Roxas, THE Lelouch, Osaka, a SARLACC, Princess Zelda, Martin The Warrior, Ivy, Shiki, Galadriel, Cyclops, The Joker and Asuka. -

Luna!Umbra: What in the name of my sister Giratina is going on?

Gourry!Lina: This is the nerdiest April Fools EVER.

Have fun guessing who is who. :3

edited 1st Apr '12 7:24:56 AM by Umbramatic

- After the toy Wartortle receive giant hammer from old Samurott, he noticed a toy Kirlia being attacked by teh bad guys. "You can't do this to me, I'm a princess!" the Kirlia shouted. "Leave her alone, bad guys!" Wartortle said, threatening teh bad guys with giant hammer. Epic battle ensued- -

- Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be narrating for the cute, fluffy Eevee!DS, aren't I? Silly me! -

- DS is just sort of wandering around, noticing that she's not the only one who got turned into something -

-wakes up-

-notices something is different-

Seriously? I'm a girl again?

-sorry, the author is busy, and couldn't be bothered to think of something new-

I...guess that's understandable.

Oh, look. Another stupid reader. What do you want now? Maybe you want a post? "Oh, please, mister narrator, read us a story!" you say. As if I'm going to give you the time. You'll just keep whining about it until your head falls off. And it's so cute when you think I care about your opinion. After all, you'll just skip this anyway, won't you? It's not as if you actually read these things.

Hearthome Hotel

Well, here's your post. Happy now? Of course not. But I don't really care, so you get one anyway. There's a girl here who's still asleep. She's been that way for a long time. What, you thought she was going to wake up? Hah, as if that ever happens. But on this day, maybe she will. Because for once in her life, something interesting is happening. And by interesting I mean ear-splittingly loud. For, you see, she's just been woken up by an obnoxiously high-pitched scream.

Mezzo: Huh? What's going on?

Gee, why don't you try, I don't know, looking around you instead of just sitting there? She doesn't take the hint, though. Instead, she just climbs out of bed in her usual manner, too sleepy to notice that her clothes are a bit different. That horrible, horrible screaming isn't stopping, by the way.

Mezzo: -yawn- Is something wrong?

Wow, what do you think? Why don't you go get out of the bedroom and check? Well, true to form, she actually does that. What she sees is a boy screaming his head off for no apparent reason. The idiot boy turns his head toward Mezzo as she enters.

Boy: Aaaaaaaaaa! Everything's all wrong, Piano!

Looks fine to me. Maybe you're just being a brat.

Mezzo: What's wrong? Who are you?

Oh, please.

Boy: It's me! Fortis! And... and... I'm a boy! And my tea set is gone and I don't have all my dresses or ribbons or plushies or anything! It's been replaced by all this stupid boy stuff! But I don't wanna be a boy! I want to wear a dress, not stupid boy clothes! It's not fair!

At this point she bursts into tears. What a hopeless little brat.

Mezzo: Um... how did this happen?

In what is the most obvious thing to do in any situation like this, Mezzo looks down her own pants and confirms that yes, she's been turned into a boy as well. How did it take you this long to notice that?

Fortis: It's not fair! I want my girl stuff back!

Deal with it, brat. This is what you deserve.

Snowpoint City, docks

It's Snowpoint City. It has snow. That's it. While surely it's a paradise for those Team Glacier fanatics, every sane person knows to stay the hell away. However, one insane person is still camping on the docks. He's just woken up.

Pianis: Something feels different.

Well, at least you catch on faster than your sister. He takes off his shirt to reveal he is now wearing a bra. Yep, he's been gender changed as well. What, you were expecting something original? He She doesn't have time to ponder this, however, as he she notices a sound coming from the sky. He She walks out of the tent to investigate.

Pianis: What's going on?

Is asking inane questions a family tradition or something?

Crystallux: <A report. There is an object rapidly falling toward our location. I calculate a 65% chance it will impact within the next ten seconds.>

Look at me! I can make up statistics!

Anyway, the object turns out to be a very, very stupid person, who falls right next to Pianis and dies. But thankfully, no one cared about him anyway.

Pianis: What in the world...?

Oh, shut up.

DS' Villa

A whiny little boy gets up. No doubt he'll go back to whining at any minute now.

Forte: Morning.

He then notices that he's wearing a dress, plus a ribbon in his hair.

Forte: Uh?

Uh? Really? That's all you can say? Come on, even your bratty little sister was able to figure this out.

Forte: What's going on?

He takes a quick trip to the bathroom to confirm that yes, he's she's actually female and not just crossdressing.

Forte: Hey, what happened?

Honestly, it's pretty self-explanatory. He then notices the comment from Wolf.

Forte: You too, huh? Why is this going on?

Because the universe likes screwing with you, of course.

- Eevee!DS continues wandering around -

<This is going to be just as strange as last year, isn't it?>

- I wonder how that story she is writing is doing... Ooh, speaking of stories! -

- The Wartortle managed to save the princess Kirlia from teh bad guys. "Oh, thank you for saving me! Those Pokemon were trying to kidnap me because I'm a princess!" she said. "Why would they do that?" the Wartortle asked. "Because I'm a princess!" The Wartortle began to wander off, but the Kirlia protested. "Wait, aren't you going to take me with you on adventure to save my kingdom?" she asked. "Nope." the Wartortle replied and continued to walk away. "But you have to take me along! I'm a princess!" The Wartortle just kept walking away, ignoring the Kirlia. "But if you don't take me along, I'll probably get kidnapped! I'm a princess, and princesses usually get kidnapped!" the Kirlia shouted. "That's not really my problem, bye." The Wartortle replied as he continued walking away to go on an adventure. "But I'm a princess!" -

- Wait, what? The Kirlia's kingdom is in danger? Why? What is going on? -

- Oh, yay! You're paying attention to my story! -

Katie: -sleeping, seemingly unaffected by it being April 1-

Because a year ago we had a very silly day where we ended up playing with Groudon, and he seems to think this is funny.

<Well, at least we'll be back to normal tomorrow.>

Resort Area

Harry!Lumos: So... yeah. We've all been changed into fictional characters. It's Lumos, by the way.

Luna!Umbra: Who did this to us?

Anansi!Reynard: Whoever it was was a frigging GENIUS!

Paarthurnax!Alduin: Who cares! I'm a HUGE dragon now! So I can eat even more candy!

Takhisis!Tiamat: Don't even think about it.

Lucy!Jadis: Eeep! Being human is weird...

Lelouch!Gino: Hey! Look what I can do! -Geasses Asuka!Rarity- Make me a sammich, nyan!

Asuka!Rarity: Yes my lord! -runs off to make a sammich-

-Um, Gino? Just to remind you that only works once...-

Lelouch!Gino: -Geasses the Narrator- Make it work more than once, nyan!

-Yes, my lord!-

Lelouch!Gino: :3

Wall-E!Chrome: Oh dear... we'll have to find who did this fast...

edited 1st Apr '12 8:23:58 AM by Umbramatic