ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Lake: <You mean Suicune?> *Smiles.* <She does make some impressive bubble forts, I'll admit. But I think we might all be leaving soon...> *Pats Pankaja on the head.* <No reason why we can't finish this little fort of yours off though, no?>

Sunny: <Oh, I don't use a pen. I use a computer. It's much easier to type than write.>

Kim: *gasps* Master? I remember you from the hivemind!

-Is standing outside of the inn.

Geez, I can;t believe I missed Christmas due to Mew's little curse. Ah well. I managed to get presents nontheless. Better give them out now.

-Walks inside and heads to Every's room first. Gamer knocks on the door.

Hello? It's Gamer. I got something for ya.

-answers the door, Frillish waving a tendril at Gamer-

Oh?

Oh, something for me? I'm flattered.

Happy holidays, man.

-Hands Every a small present.-

Figured I should give you something for getting me out of that sack the other day. Oh, and for Christmas too. Now, where's Tagg's room.......

-Wanders off in search of the other J-Team members.-

Hey! Nothing for me? Jerk.

Katie: It's okay, Mezzo. I don't think he even saw me.

-Runs back.-

Oh! Didn't see you there! Sorry, Mezzo.

Here you go.

-Hands Mezzo a small package, containing a Pokemart giftcard good for 50,000 Poke Yen.......

-And runs back again, having missed Katie.

Wow. I really have to be more observant. Sorry, Kate!

-Hands Katie a wrapped CD, containing the Greatest Hits of the Go-Rock Quads, then runs off.-

edited 29th Dec '11 8:16:30 PM by gamerex27

-shifts a bit-

...That was odd.

edited 29th Dec '11 8:16:49 PM by memyselfandI2

Oh, thank you!

-takes the package and opens it-

Oooh, nice.

Katie: Thanks, Gamer!

@Tangent 49 has amnesia. So he probably just forgot that Pokemon could or couldn't talk

Unknown Route

(A Chatot is attacking 49 and Ember)

49: WHO THE HELL IS THAT?

Ember: <That is a Chatot, Master. He wants to battle us. We better follow his demand.>

49: If it's a battle he wants, it's a battle he'll get. Ember use... what attacks do you have?

Ember: <How about Ember?>

49: Right, right. Ember use Ember!

(Ember burned Chatot. Chatot returned with Peck. Ember burned him, again. Then, Chatot pecked, again.)

Ember: <Hey, Master. Chatot getting pretty weak. Try to capture it with a Pokeball.>

49: Of Course, Ember! (Grabs a Pokeball from his pocket and throws it at the Chatot. It immediately caught the Chatot.) Cool, I caught a Chatot. (Takes the Chatot out of his Pokeball) So, Chatot, how do you like being my pokemon, now?

Chatot: <YOU F**KING KIDDING ME! I HATE IT! I JUST WANTED TO BATTLE BECAUSE THAT B**CH (Points to Ember) OVER THERE WAS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY! (Ember stuck her tongue out at the Chatot) HONESTLY, I HATE BEING YOUR POKEMON!>

49: HEY! YOU CAN BE A LITTLE BIT MORE GRATEFUL I DIDN'T KILL YOUR SORRY BUTT!

Chatot: <HELL! I'D RATHER BE DEAD THAN BE YOU'RE STUPID POKEMON! HOWEVER, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL, GIVE ME A NICKNAME!>

49: (Makes an evil smile) Well, if you want a nickname. How about... Pauly Shore?!?

Chatot: <NO! NOT THE R**ARD THAT DID BIO-DOME! WHY YOU CHOOSE HIM?>

49: Well, you both are small, annoying and won't shut-the-f**k-up

Chatot: <OH, HAHA! REALLY FUNNY! NOW, JUST PUT ME BACK IN THAT POKEBALL OF YOURS, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE!>

49: You're not beautiful on the eyes either, Pauly. (Puts Pauly Shore back in his pokeball) Come on, Ember, let's go. Pauly Shore is giving me a headache.

Ember: <You and me both, Master.>

(They continued walking)

@Stargirl you can make an appearance, now if you like

edited 29th Dec '11 8:22:11 PM by Troper49

-runs into Gamer-

Hey Gamer! I've been looking all over for you!

-hands him a Pokemon egg-

Happy birthday and Hannukah, big brother!

-hugs him-

-opens his present-

Ooh, an Iphokex Nano!

Frillish: -tilts his head at it curiously-

Careful, it's electronic. You might get shocked.

Frillish: -floats back-

Well, as long as he starts wondering about it upon hitting civilization... regardless of whether he knows about whether it's normal to understand, he clearly knows the language.

Outside Pokécenter

Pankaja: <Leaving? Aww, where are we going? Can we build a bubble fort there?>

Lake: -sweatdrops- <Umm, well, I think we're going to Fortree City... or at least Tagg has already, and I hear something about the sun being strangely hot there. No doubt Team Magma's doing, but I'm sure you could make a bubble fort there.>

<Oh, hey, maybe if we used my bubbles you could make a bubble treehouse!>

Pankaja: -perks up- <Yay!>

Lake: <No problem, buddy! Oh, I'm going to need so many Sitrus Berries for this...>

Mezzery's Room

Rosary: <Computer? Type? What's that do?>

With Kim

Basket: <Oh, the hivemind... right...> -sweatdrops-

Sunny: <Here, let me show you.> -drags out Mezzo's laptop-

Sunny: <See, first you hit this button here, then you can hit the keys to write things. It might seem a little confusing, but once you get used to it it's really heplful!>

-to Every- Oh, cool. I've wanted an iPhokéx for the longest time.

edited 29th Dec '11 8:32:15 PM by Mezzopiano

......Aw! Thanks!

.....Here. I have a Chanukkah present for you, too.

-Hands her eight packages. Six of the presents look suspisiously similar (containing 9999 yen each), one is incredibly small (containing earrings crafted from tiny Nuggets) , and another is a CD of the Go-Rock Quads.

Since I missed the holidays in my coma, I'll give them all to you at once!

Kim: That was a weird day... Anyway, I'm Kim. It's nice to meet you. *offers both Basket and Tangent some jars of honey and milk pudding, as well as an Absorb Bulb for Basket*

-Ian walks around route 119-

Ian: I wonder if there's anyone I could battle....

-Spots 49-

Ian: Hey! -waves-

-grins when she sees the money and earrings; grin fades when she sees the cd-

Seriously? You got me a cd of these bozos?

-shakes her head-

Typical Gamer.

.......Well, I just woke up from a coma curse, and the stores hadn't restocked yet after the holiday shopping rush! I couldn't find any of YOUR music.

Well, if it bothers you that much, I put the receipt in there. And happy holidays to you, too.

-Walks off to deposit Tagg (a disc containing a software upgrade the will double his Iphodex's memory banks)'s and Luke (a green Scarf of Asskicking, to match Lake's yellow)'s presents on their doorsteps.

Luke's room

-has been talking to Crewe's Pokemon, when I hear someone outside-

-I go to answer the door- Gamer?

(Ember sees Ian)

Ember: <Master, look> (Gets 49's attention) <It's an Trainer who wants to battle you.>

49: It's an trainer. (Goes to Ian) Hello, Trainer, how is your mood?

edited 29th Dec '11 8:55:03 PM by Troper49