ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

...What?

-Hardly caught a word of what the Motor Mouth was saying, but is feeling somewhat frightened-

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Excited Fangirl: C'mon, don't be so shy! Having kids is perfectly natural! As is fanfiction and vampirism. *pulls out a syringe* Now, I might need to sedate you to simulate another part of the story. So hold still and gimme your arm.

-Shrugs as Tracer and I switch hats-

I guess. Let's have our mons switch sides too to complete the illusion.

Nudi: <I am not switching sides.>

-Cue Gilligan Cut-

J-Con

Nudi: -Is now on Tracer's back- <I can't believe I switched sides.>

-Is now wearing Tracer's outfit, fitted for my size-

Now where's Zoltan? This fedora is pretty nice I must say.

edited 1st Dec '11 9:09:30 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

...What?

-Backs up against the wall somewhat-

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

J-con

-Is walking around with Aibileen-

... I don't think I've seen Zoltan yet. Tracer doesn't really interact with me...

What kind of Pokemon is Zoltan?

I'm having to learn to pay the price

Excited Fangirl: Oh, he's playing hard to get! That's so cute! *grins psychotically* But I reaaaaaally want to get this right.    SO GET OVER HERE   

Wait, what are you doing?

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Zoltan's an Aerodactyl.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Excited Fangirl: Acting out a fanfic, silly. Don't all of your fans ask you to do stuff like this? :3 *holds the syringe menacingly*

With Tagg, nearing the convention center

"Hmm... Maybe that's something that we ought to try and fix, Fool..."

At J-Con, after wolfing down several Poffins

-Zoltan is starting to feel uncomfortable-

<Zoltan: "Oog... I didn't eat that much, did I?">

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985

Outside

...No, I don't think so. Maybe the ones I gave you aren't the right flavor?

Inside

-Ian is wandering around the convention center with his friends-

Ian: Hmmm...

-Spots Anom- Hey, it's that guy that my sister was glued to.

-Dave and Nina give Ian weird looks-

Dave: ...What.

Nina: Waitwaitwait, your sister's That Star?

Ian: Yeah. What other Star's on the J-team?

Nina: ....Wow.

Dave: But she was Glued to this guy?

-Ian nods-

Dave: These people Are weird.

edited 1st Dec '11 9:42:57 PM by stargirl93

At J-Con

-Sounding increasingly ill-

<Zoltan: "Urk... Maybe... But I really don't feel like eating anymore... My tummy hurts...">

edited 1st Dec '11 9:47:56 PM by TracerBullet

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985

Outside

-puts the bag away-

...We should find Tracer soon.

J-Con

Rex: *dials a number into his Pokegear* Kim, something crazy is happening! I'm popular! And people are SHIPPING me!

Kim: Oh, I know! Maria came across this website for some "J-Team" yesterday. Who is A and why are people saying that we're soulmates?

Rex: I don't know! It's so weird; someone just wrote a story with me and every!

Kim: ... ... ...would that really be so bad?

Rex: ... ... ...   what.   

Kim: Well, the story sounded cute. You seem like you'd make a nice coup-

Rex:    WHAT.   

Kim: *sweatdrops* I was only kidd-

Rex: *hands his Pokegear to someone nearby*

Stone Cold Steve Austin: WHAT?

-Noticing Anom being accosted by one of the crazier fans, I get Fleece to stun her for him-

Need a hand, Anom?

It works again!

Excited Fangirl: Gaah! @_@ *is stunned; twitches weakly*

Uh... thanks?

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

You're welcome. -leads Anom into an area with less people around-

It's really too bad that some people don't understand boundaries. There are so many people here who just enjoy the stories.

edited 1st Dec '11 10:00:38 PM by BadWolf21

Hey, you seen anything featuring me in it? Like fan works or anything?

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

J-con

-To Tagg-

Okay

-To Tracer-

Well, that would be nice...

Aibileen: <Aerodactyl is a fossil Pokemon, isn't it?>

Yes Aibileen.

Aibileen: <I hope no-body has given the poor dear anything that could make his tummy upset>

What makes you say that Aibileen?

Aibileen: <Well... Back in the PC Box, Quetzal tried out some of my Milk...

Turns out she was lactose intolerant. Or, for the matter of fact, couldn't eat anything that wasn't from this.. age.>

Oh dear...

Aibileen: <Hence, my worry for this lost Aerodactyl.>

I hope we find him soon before something bad happens.

I'm having to learn to pay the price

The fangirl whined, twitching weakly in a heap on the ground.

Excited Fangirl: Ugh...

As Wolf and Anom make their exit, a familiar Pokemon comes from out of a nearby shop, having watched the whole display. It shook its head, folding its arms as it looked down at the girl, a ghost of a smirk appearing on its features.

Lucario: <So, how did it go?>

The fangirl hissed and grumbled, still shaking off the effects of the electricity. She gave the Lucario a scowl, tufts of pink sticking up from under her wig. From under her duster-style trench coat, two twin blocks of ice peeked out where her shoes (or feet) would normally be.

Excited Fangirl(?): Jus shu'up n halp me.

edited 1st Dec '11 10:02:50 PM by Hobgoblin

-Spots both Star and Zoltan-

There's Zoltan, he's with Star...and he's not feeling well.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

A few things. Some drawings here and there, some tee shirts. There's a really cool one of you and Pentigan in Back-to-Back Badasses mode. Oh, and apparently you're a favourite in JTvC tournaments.

Outside

-Spots Tagg, Tracer and Fool-

Hey, Guys.

-looks at Tagg and Tracer-

...Why are you guys wearing each other's clothes?

Inside

Ian: Hmm...Wonder if Sis is here?

-walks around-

-Seeing Zoltan and Star-

"Oh no... Zoltan? Are you okay? What's wrong?"

<Zoltan: "Oog... I don't know! I ate some things called poffins and now my tu- Nngh!">

-And clutches his abdomen in pain-

<Audrey: "... Shouldn't poffins not be a problem for him? How many did he eat?">

<Kat: "Too many, apparently...">

<Zoltan: "I-It h-hur-hu-HURK!">

-And throws up-

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985