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86401 stargirl932nd Sep 2011 09:38:58 PM from Skaia Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: In another castle
-watches Horseman Explode after Being Kicked in the foot-

.....What.

86402 Anomalocaris202nd Sep 2011 09:40:02 PM from Mr. Bones' Wild Ride Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Still madder than you.
I... guess he was about to die? And that finished him?

-Stands up, brushing pumpkin pulp off of my face and shirt-
The EYE is protecting Exor!!
86403 PippingFool2nd Sep 2011 09:40:56 PM from Sydney, The Vivid City Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
HIL to stop worring an-SKREE!
<Snowman>: <You can't kill Vagineer like that~! His limbs can regenerate and he can shoot the at you~!>

Vagineer:    WHOO WEE!   

-Vagineer tries to shoot an arm at Snowman, but misses-

The how do we defeat him!

<Snowman>: <Only one person can defeat Vagineer~>

<Crowbar>: <And who is that Snowman?>

<Snowman>: <Christian Brutal Sniper~!>

-The group run to find CBS and Vagineer chases after them, shooting his limbs and spewing bile at times-
If I wanted to just stick my dick in an animal that trotted along obediently afterwards, I'd move to Wales - Silasw
86404 stargirl932nd Sep 2011 09:41:33 PM from Skaia Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: In another castle
-shrugs- I guess...
86405 memyselfandI22nd Sep 2011 09:42:55 PM from The Biosphere Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: A teenager in love
2000 IQ Killjoy Detective
...Well, the important thing is that whatever that was, it's dead now. Or gone, anyway. It looked like it was already dead.
"If the detective gives up, the case will never be solved." -Naoto Shirogane
86406 Anomalocaris202nd Sep 2011 09:43:01 PM from Mr. Bones' Wild Ride Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Still madder than you.
Well, at least that's over with.
The EYE is protecting Exor!!
86407 stargirl932nd Sep 2011 09:44:35 PM from Skaia Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: In another castle
....So I guess you guys were looking for Tagg as well?
86408 Anomalocaris202nd Sep 2011 09:44:58 PM from Mr. Bones' Wild Ride Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Still madder than you.
Yeah, we were.

Yes, Every, it was undead.
The EYE is protecting Exor!!
86409 memyselfandI22nd Sep 2011 09:45:30 PM from The Biosphere Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: A teenager in love
2000 IQ Killjoy Detective
Ah. Well, not anymore.

And yes, we were looking for Tagg.
"If the detective gives up, the case will never be solved." -Naoto Shirogane
86410 Pentigan2nd Sep 2011 09:45:41 PM from Summerland Get RP Mod , Relationship Status:
Fwomph
-Creeper_Boss and Zombie_Boss gather around a square altar of gold and stone covered in moss with a lone fire on top, four red candles light on the four sides of the altar and the ground in the area around the altar goes dark-

Me: This is bad...

Altair: <And why exactly?>

Me: That... Altar, is pretty much a version of a mod one can get for Minecraft. It summons a version of a memetic being from Minecraft. Herobrine.

-The altar glows and then shatters, leaving what appears to be a normal man wearing a cyan T-shirt and jeans. The man looks up-

Altair: <He's got no pupils...>

Me: Yeah... At this point we're screwed unless the Yogscast shows up...

???: <I SAY, WHAT HO!> -Moltres and Zapdos glide in-

Moltres: <Moltres and Zappy here with another thrilling battle!>

Zapdos: -Looks at Israphel and Herobrine- <Moltres! It's the bally Herobrine!>
86411 rmctagg092nd Sep 2011 09:46:36 PM from Brooklyn, NY Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Tropius: -Watches the Creepers leave- <Oh what now?>

Vanilluxe: -Panting- <I'm not sure if I can fight for much longer.>

Muddy: <Me either man.>

-Watches Moltres and Zapdos appear-

Musashi: <It's them.>

Vanilluxe: <Moltres and Zapdos. We haven't heard from them since Kanto.>


-To Neptune-

Well, it appears that I've won for the second time.

Neptune: Damn you. Damn you and all your little friends!

AU!Tagg: Talk about a sore loser.

Neptune: One of these days I'll get revenge on you, and I'll get your little friends too you-

-Gets cut off by me punching him in the face-

You villains and your grandiose Boufallant shit. If you ever hurt them, I'll make sure to kill you dead personally, but for now...

-Notices an unstable rift behind Neptune and pushes him inside to seal him in-

I'll keep you in there. The legendaries can decide your fate.

Neptune: -From the rift as I reenter into this reality after picking up his Time Flute- You bastard, I'll get you yet!

edited 2nd Sep '11 9:48:26 PM by rmctagg09

Hugging a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

It's typed rmctagg09.
86412 Mezzopiano2nd Sep 2011 09:51:58 PM from Madain Sari Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Eiko
-Mezzo has made it into Sinnoh and is looking up at the distorted sky-

Mercury: <I don't think this is a good idea, boss...>

Shadow: <If you want to turn back, go right ahead.>

Sunny: <We'll be okay. We just need to stick together.>

Yeah. All we need to do is find Every...wherever he is.

Felis: <Because it's so easy to find one person in this wreck of a region.>

-a high-pitched laugh is heard echoing through the area-

Who's there?

-a small, green hooded figure emerges from the shadows, one hand carrying a lantern, the other a knife-

Felis: <What.>

...No way...

-it advances closer-

Run! Now!

-Mezzo and her team take off in the opposite direction-
I don't wanna be alone anymore...
86413 stargirl932nd Sep 2011 09:58:32 PM from Skaia Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: In another castle
So......Should we keep going?
86414 Pentigan2nd Sep 2011 09:58:41 PM from Summerland Get RP Mod , Relationship Status:
Fwomph
-Herobrine stands and gazes at Moltres-

Moltres: -Bursts into flame- <Aha you cad! I'm Moltres!> -Takes flight, draws sword- <And that means I'm impervious to fire!> -Begins slashing at Herobrine, to no effect- <Taste the Sword of Justice!>

Altair: <So, are these the Yogscast that you were talking about?>

Me: In the other timeline, yes... But now they seem to be more like AdamzoneTopMarks.

Moltres: <Where are you Zappy? I need help with this bally cad!>

Zapdos: -Is behind Moltres- <Behind you.> -Fires off lightning at Herobrine-

Moltres: <I say! You almost scared me Zappy, thought you were a bally Creeper.>

edited 2nd Sep '11 10:02:09 PM by Pentigan

86415 PippingFool2nd Sep 2011 09:58:44 PM from Sydney, The Vivid City Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
HIL to stop worring an-SKREE!

~Timeskip~

-The group has been running for quite a while and is now getting tired-

I dOn'T tHiNk I cAn RuN fRoM tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR fOr MuCh LoNgEr

He has to be around here somewhere!

-Elsewhere a sniper is playing golf with a Sledgehammer and the head of a Soldier he killed-

CBS: Hmmmm....

-Christain Brutal Sniper whacks the head and kills a nearby Heavy with it-

CBS: Well I'll be stuffed Oi! Yer bleeding gravy Fatso! I. WIN!

-Not far away-

   HURR...   

CBS: ? -snickers- He's gonna be inventing loads of new ways to get killed by me...

-CBS goes off to face-off with Vagineer-

CBS: -laughs- It's like Christmas morning...

edited 2nd Sep '11 9:59:15 PM by PippingFool

If I wanted to just stick my dick in an animal that trotted along obediently afterwards, I'd move to Wales - Silasw
86416 memyselfandI22nd Sep 2011 10:00:03 PM from The Biosphere Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: A teenager in love
2000 IQ Killjoy Detective
Yeah, probably.

-heads towards the source of the energy beam-
"If the detective gives up, the case will never be solved." -Naoto Shirogane
86417 rmctagg092nd Sep 2011 10:03:47 PM from Brooklyn, NY Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
-Comes out to see Moltres and Zapdos fighting Herobrine-

What the hell is going on here?

Audilith: -To Unfezant- <Were they like this when you went to go get them for Tagg?>

Unfezant: -Nods- <Yeah, good times, good times.>

-Hears my exclamation-

<Oh look, Tagg's back.>
Hugging a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

It's typed rmctagg09.
86418 Anomalocaris202nd Sep 2011 10:06:18 PM from Mr. Bones' Wild Ride Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Still madder than you.
-Follows Every and Star-
The EYE is protecting Exor!!
86419 memyselfandI22nd Sep 2011 10:16:12 PM from The Biosphere Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: A teenager in love
2000 IQ Killjoy Detective
-still walking-

Where is Tagg anyway? We can't still be on the routes...
"If the detective gives up, the case will never be solved." -Naoto Shirogane
86420 Pentigan2nd Sep 2011 10:17:41 PM from Summerland Get RP Mod , Relationship Status:
Fwomph
-Moltres and Zapdos continue attacking Herobrine to no effect-

Me: Yeah... So I think we may need to go about this another way...

Zapdos: -Has stopped attacking, is now trying to summon tiny clay soldiers-
86421 TracerBullet2nd Sep 2011 10:20:00 PM from A Dark and Rainy Alley Get RP Mod
Guess Who...?
-At the Entralink-

<Kammy: "... So you're telling us that you and that Zoroark had a rivalry in the other timeline?">

<Mike: "Yeah, our trainers would have to pry each us off of each other whenever we met. It made for some fun times...">

<Milo: "Sounds like a certain other teammate of ours...">

<Vesta: "You're sure that this was how things were for you in the other timeline, Mike? I mean... You two had the same names!">

<Mike: "Well hey, there's a reason why it always felt natural to me!">

<Buster: "What happened to the furry prick anyways?">

<Mike: "He came with me here back through the portal network, then slipped away. I doubt we've seen the last of him. I hope...">

<Kit: "I guess some things never change... Even with massive divergences in time...">

<Iron Marrow: "I wish that I could say that this was the strangest thing related to time that I've hea-">

<Hydra Marrow: "Ahem.">

<Iron Marrow: "Huh?! What are you doing here?!">

<Hydra Marrow: "Well, I heard that you and your rube friends were going to fight a madman manipulating Lord Palkia's counterpart... I figured that I should come...">

<Nathan: "Wait, how did-">

"... You remembered that blurb before we left?"

<Hydra Marrow: "I am a lorekeeper, that is my duty... And besides... If you all somehow succeed, I want to see what will become of us...">

<Kat: "I think that that's understandable...">

_________________________

-Somewhere in Celadon-

<Jaws: "About time that this place wound up looking like a street again...">

<Legion: "You have to admit... For guys who tore this place up, those cretins are doing a fairly decent job at cleaning everything...">

<Erika: "Pfft. Like they have a choice?">

<Legion: "Still...">

<Burny: "What's with all of the flowers and candles at different points on the streets? Especially by the Pokecenter?">

<Audrey: "Burny. Those are shrines...">

<Burny: "OH! Um... Th-That's kinda morbid...">

<Slenderman: "Would you prefer if they left those places alone?">

<Burny: "(*shudder*) N-No...">

-A trainer followed by a group of Pokemon, including a visibly nervous Haxorus draws near-

<Fern: "Come on! It's only as big of a deal as you make of it!">

<Amelia: "Yeah, Carol hasn't been trying to draw any attention to herself or anything!">

<Vektor: "B-But everyone's staring at me... Th-They kn-">

<Audrey: "Know that you're from that adoption program?">

<Vektor: "AAH! Wh-Who are you and h-how did you-">

<Beatrice: "Oh dear...">

<9-Volt: "Look, if you or your stupid buddies wind up somehow making Carol cry again, I swear by the weather guardians that I'll fry you!">

<Audrey: "I have my ways... But we're not here to do anything like that... Deliberately.">

<Burny: "W-We won't judge you, w-we swear!">

<Erika: "You're seriously letting that rat push you around?">

<Burny: "H-Hey! I'm weak to them!">

/b/-tard: "You know... I could have sworn that I've heard about your Haxorus before..."

Trainer: "Oh Arceus, please... ... What did you hear?"

/b/-tard: "Oh, just that some people were being dicks to him... He's from one of the adoption programs, right?"

Trainer: "... You know about that?"

/b/-tard: "Well, it was already kinda obvious... I mean, I don't think that it's possible to get an Axeface that nervous naturally..."

<Vektor: "(*gulp*) I-I should have stayed at the house...">

Trainer: "... Is that all you were going to say?"

/b/-tard: "Well... I also wanted to add that I hope that you two get along with each other, regardless of what anyone tells you. I know what it's like to train Pokemon that don't come from the greatest of backgrounds..."

<Burny: "Eep... Wh-Why'd he have to volunteer th-that?">

<Erika: "He's trying to cheer her up, you coward!">

<Amelia: "Wait... What is he talking about?">

<Slenderman: "It's a long story...">

_________________________

-Elsewhere in the Entralink-

-A Gligar and a Gliscor are off brooding-

<Gligar!Vlad: "What's wrong, big me?">

<Vlad: "I don't understand... Why on earth do so many ugly things happen in this world?">

<Gligar!Vlad: "... I wouldn't know anymore than you would, big me... But... Isn't it our job to try and make those ugly things less common?">

<Vlad: "I guess...">

<Gligar!Vlad: "Besides... The best way to try and counter ugly things is to fill the world full of nice things... Like hugs! Everyone likes hugs!">

<Vlad: "Heh... I suppose that you have a point...">

Good night.

edited 2nd Sep '11 10:57:20 PM by TracerBullet

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985
86422 Mezzopiano2nd Sep 2011 10:25:27 PM from Madain Sari Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Eiko
-runs onto the path, crashing into Every and knocking herself to the ground-

Felis: <Oh, nice going there.>

Owww...oh! Every! You're okay!
I don't wanna be alone anymore...
86423 memyselfandI22nd Sep 2011 10:27:35 PM from The Biosphere Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: A teenager in love
2000 IQ Killjoy Detective
One sec, will respond when the world stops spinning...

-shakes head-

Mezzo?
"If the detective gives up, the case will never be solved." -Naoto Shirogane
86424 Mezzopiano2nd Sep 2011 10:30:17 PM from Madain Sari Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Eiko
I was worried about you so I came to find you. But everything here is so messed up...I found a Tonberry. I swear.
I don't wanna be alone anymore...
86425 memyselfandI22nd Sep 2011 10:31:48 PM from The Biosphere Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: A teenager in love
2000 IQ Killjoy Detective
....A Tonberry?

Wow. All we found were Krawl and some insane pumpkin-headed axe maniac.

Are you okay?
"If the detective gives up, the case will never be solved." -Naoto Shirogane

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