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86401 stargirl932nd Sep 2011 09:38:58 PM from Destiny Islands Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
-watches Horseman Explode after Being Kicked in the foot-

.....What.

86402 Anomalocaris202nd Sep 2011 09:40:02 PM from Sagittarius A* Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Minior used Shell Smash!
I... guess he was about to die? And that finished him?

-Stands up, brushing pumpkin pulp off of my face and shirt-
Breaking News: Meteor Impact Kills Millions
86403 PippingFool2nd Sep 2011 09:40:56 PM from A BEAUTIFUL DUWANG Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
<Snowman>: <You can't kill Vagineer like that~! His limbs can regenerate and he can shoot the at you~!>

Vagineer:    WHOO WEE!   

-Vagineer tries to shoot an arm at Snowman, but misses-

The how do we defeat him!

<Snowman>: <Only one person can defeat Vagineer~>

<Crowbar>: <And who is that Snowman?>

<Snowman>: <Christian Brutal Sniper~!>

-The group run to find CBS and Vagineer chases after them, shooting his limbs and spewing bile at times-
When I find your terror's tells, my 「Enigma」 can strike perfectly!
86404 stargirl932nd Sep 2011 09:41:33 PM from Destiny Islands Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
-shrugs- I guess...
86405 memyselfandI22nd Sep 2011 09:42:55 PM from The Biosphere Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: A teenager in love
Checkmate.
...Well, the important thing is that whatever that was, it's dead now. Or gone, anyway. It looked like it was already dead.
Britannian Royal Family: Mangling the rules of chess since 1944.
86406 Anomalocaris202nd Sep 2011 09:43:01 PM from Sagittarius A* Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Minior used Shell Smash!
Well, at least that's over with.
Breaking News: Meteor Impact Kills Millions
86407 stargirl932nd Sep 2011 09:44:35 PM from Destiny Islands Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
....So I guess you guys were looking for Tagg as well?
86408 Anomalocaris202nd Sep 2011 09:44:58 PM from Sagittarius A* Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Minior used Shell Smash!
Yeah, we were.

Yes, Every, it was undead.
Breaking News: Meteor Impact Kills Millions
86409 memyselfandI22nd Sep 2011 09:45:30 PM from The Biosphere Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: A teenager in love
Checkmate.
Ah. Well, not anymore.

And yes, we were looking for Tagg.
Britannian Royal Family: Mangling the rules of chess since 1944.
86410 Pentigan2nd Sep 2011 09:45:41 PM from Summerland Get RP Mod , Relationship Status:
Fwomph
-Creeper_Boss and Zombie_Boss gather around a square altar of gold and stone covered in moss with a lone fire on top, four red candles light on the four sides of the altar and the ground in the area around the altar goes dark-

Me: This is bad...

Altair: <And why exactly?>

Me: That... Altar, is pretty much a version of a mod one can get for Minecraft. It summons a version of a memetic being from Minecraft. Herobrine.

-The altar glows and then shatters, leaving what appears to be a normal man wearing a cyan T-shirt and jeans. The man looks up-

Altair: <He's got no pupils...>

Me: Yeah... At this point we're screwed unless the Yogscast shows up...

???: <I SAY, WHAT HO!> -Moltres and Zapdos glide in-

Moltres: <Moltres and Zappy here with another thrilling battle!>

Zapdos: -Looks at Israphel and Herobrine- <Moltres! It's the bally Herobrine!>
86411 rmctagg092nd Sep 2011 09:46:36 PM from Brooklyn, NY Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
Tropius: -Watches the Creepers leave- <Oh what now?>

Vanilluxe: -Panting- <I'm not sure if I can fight for much longer.>

Muddy: <Me either man.>

-Watches Moltres and Zapdos appear-

Musashi: <It's them.>

Vanilluxe: <Moltres and Zapdos. We haven't heard from them since Kanto.>


-To Neptune-

Well, it appears that I've won for the second time.

Neptune: Damn you. Damn you and all your little friends!

AU!Tagg: Talk about a sore loser.

Neptune: One of these days I'll get revenge on you, and I'll get your little friends too you-

-Gets cut off by me punching him in the face-

You villains and your grandiose Boufallant shit. If you ever hurt them, I'll make sure to kill you dead personally, but for now...

-Notices an unstable rift behind Neptune and pushes him inside to seal him in-

I'll keep you in there. The legendaries can decide your fate.

Neptune: -From the rift as I reenter into this reality after picking up his Time Flute- You bastard, I'll get you yet!

edited 2nd Sep '11 9:48:26 PM by rmctagg09

Hugging a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

86412 Mezzopiano2nd Sep 2011 09:51:58 PM from That Cold Place Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Stay frosty
-Mezzo has made it into Sinnoh and is looking up at the distorted sky-

Mercury: <I don't think this is a good idea, boss...>

Shadow: <If you want to turn back, go right ahead.>

Sunny: <We'll be okay. We just need to stick together.>

Yeah. All we need to do is find Every...wherever he is.

Felis: <Because it's so easy to find one person in this wreck of a region.>

-a high-pitched laugh is heard echoing through the area-

Who's there?

-a small, green hooded figure emerges from the shadows, one hand carrying a lantern, the other a knife-

Felis: <What.>

...No way...

-it advances closer-

Run! Now!

-Mezzo and her team take off in the opposite direction-
Our world is worth fighting for.
86413 stargirl932nd Sep 2011 09:58:32 PM from Destiny Islands Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
So......Should we keep going?
86414 Pentigan2nd Sep 2011 09:58:41 PM from Summerland Get RP Mod , Relationship Status:
Fwomph
-Herobrine stands and gazes at Moltres-

Moltres: -Bursts into flame- <Aha you cad! I'm Moltres!> -Takes flight, draws sword- <And that means I'm impervious to fire!> -Begins slashing at Herobrine, to no effect- <Taste the Sword of Justice!>

Altair: <So, are these the Yogscast that you were talking about?>

Me: In the other timeline, yes... But now they seem to be more like AdamzoneTopMarks.

Moltres: <Where are you Zappy? I need help with this bally cad!>

Zapdos: -Is behind Moltres- <Behind you.> -Fires off lightning at Herobrine-

Moltres: <I say! You almost scared me Zappy, thought you were a bally Creeper.>

edited 2nd Sep '11 10:02:09 PM by Pentigan

86415 PippingFool2nd Sep 2011 09:58:44 PM from A BEAUTIFUL DUWANG Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...

~Timeskip~

-The group has been running for quite a while and is now getting tired-

I dOn'T tHiNk I cAn RuN fRoM tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR fOr MuCh LoNgEr

He has to be around here somewhere!

-Elsewhere a sniper is playing golf with a Sledgehammer and the head of a Soldier he killed-

CBS: Hmmmm....

-Christain Brutal Sniper whacks the head and kills a nearby Heavy with it-

CBS: Well I'll be stuffed Oi! Yer bleeding gravy Fatso! I. WIN!

-Not far away-

   HURR...   

CBS: ? -snickers- He's gonna be inventing loads of new ways to get killed by me...

-CBS goes off to face-off with Vagineer-

CBS: -laughs- It's like Christmas morning...

edited 2nd Sep '11 9:59:15 PM by PippingFool

When I find your terror's tells, my 「Enigma」 can strike perfectly!
86416 memyselfandI22nd Sep 2011 10:00:03 PM from The Biosphere Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: A teenager in love
Checkmate.
Yeah, probably.

-heads towards the source of the energy beam-
Britannian Royal Family: Mangling the rules of chess since 1944.
86417 rmctagg092nd Sep 2011 10:03:47 PM from Brooklyn, NY Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
-Comes out to see Moltres and Zapdos fighting Herobrine-

What the hell is going on here?

Audilith: -To Unfezant- <Were they like this when you went to go get them for Tagg?>

Unfezant: -Nods- <Yeah, good times, good times.>

-Hears my exclamation-

<Oh look, Tagg's back.>
Hugging a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

86418 Anomalocaris202nd Sep 2011 10:06:18 PM from Sagittarius A* Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Minior used Shell Smash!
-Follows Every and Star-
Breaking News: Meteor Impact Kills Millions
86419 memyselfandI22nd Sep 2011 10:16:12 PM from The Biosphere Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: A teenager in love
Checkmate.
-still walking-

Where is Tagg anyway? We can't still be on the routes...
Britannian Royal Family: Mangling the rules of chess since 1944.
86420 Pentigan2nd Sep 2011 10:17:41 PM from Summerland Get RP Mod , Relationship Status:
Fwomph
-Moltres and Zapdos continue attacking Herobrine to no effect-

Me: Yeah... So I think we may need to go about this another way...

Zapdos: -Has stopped attacking, is now trying to summon tiny clay soldiers-
86421 TracerBullet2nd Sep 2011 10:20:00 PM from A Dark and Rainy Alley Get RP Mod
Guess Who...?
-At the Entralink-

<Kammy: "... So you're telling us that you and that Zoroark had a rivalry in the other timeline?">

<Mike: "Yeah, our trainers would have to pry each us off of each other whenever we met. It made for some fun times...">

<Milo: "Sounds like a certain other teammate of ours...">

<Vesta: "You're sure that this was how things were for you in the other timeline, Mike? I mean... You two had the same names!">

<Mike: "Well hey, there's a reason why it always felt natural to me!">

<Buster: "What happened to the furry prick anyways?">

<Mike: "He came with me here back through the portal network, then slipped away. I doubt we've seen the last of him. I hope...">

<Kit: "I guess some things never change... Even with massive divergences in time...">

<Iron Marrow: "I wish that I could say that this was the strangest thing related to time that I've hea-">

<Hydra Marrow: "Ahem.">

<Iron Marrow: "Huh?! What are you doing here?!">

<Hydra Marrow: "Well, I heard that you and your rube friends were going to fight a madman manipulating Lord Palkia's counterpart... I figured that I should come...">

<Nathan: "Wait, how did-">

"... You remembered that blurb before we left?"

<Hydra Marrow: "I am a lorekeeper, that is my duty... And besides... If you all somehow succeed, I want to see what will become of us...">

<Kat: "I think that that's understandable...">

_________________________

-Somewhere in Celadon-

<Jaws: "About time that this place wound up looking like a street again...">

<Legion: "You have to admit... For guys who tore this place up, those cretins are doing a fairly decent job at cleaning everything...">

<Erika: "Pfft. Like they have a choice?">

<Legion: "Still...">

<Burny: "What's with all of the flowers and candles at different points on the streets? Especially by the Pokecenter?">

<Audrey: "Burny. Those are shrines...">

<Burny: "OH! Um... Th-That's kinda morbid...">

<Slenderman: "Would you prefer if they left those places alone?">

<Burny: "(*shudder*) N-No...">

-A trainer followed by a group of Pokemon, including a visibly nervous Haxorus draws near-

<Fern: "Come on! It's only as big of a deal as you make of it!">

<Amelia: "Yeah, Carol hasn't been trying to draw any attention to herself or anything!">

<Vektor: "B-But everyone's staring at me... Th-They kn-">

<Audrey: "Know that you're from that adoption program?">

<Vektor: "AAH! Wh-Who are you and h-how did you-">

<Beatrice: "Oh dear...">

<9-Volt: "Look, if you or your stupid buddies wind up somehow making Carol cry again, I swear by the weather guardians that I'll fry you!">

<Audrey: "I have my ways... But we're not here to do anything like that... Deliberately.">

<Burny: "W-We won't judge you, w-we swear!">

<Erika: "You're seriously letting that rat push you around?">

<Burny: "H-Hey! I'm weak to them!">

/b/-tard: "You know... I could have sworn that I've heard about your Haxorus before..."

Trainer: "Oh Arceus, please... ... What did you hear?"

/b/-tard: "Oh, just that some people were being dicks to him... He's from one of the adoption programs, right?"

Trainer: "... You know about that?"

/b/-tard: "Well, it was already kinda obvious... I mean, I don't think that it's possible to get an Axeface that nervous naturally..."

<Vektor: "(*gulp*) I-I should have stayed at the house...">

Trainer: "... Is that all you were going to say?"

/b/-tard: "Well... I also wanted to add that I hope that you two get along with each other, regardless of what anyone tells you. I know what it's like to train Pokemon that don't come from the greatest of backgrounds..."

<Burny: "Eep... Wh-Why'd he have to volunteer th-that?">

<Erika: "He's trying to cheer her up, you coward!">

<Amelia: "Wait... What is he talking about?">

<Slenderman: "It's a long story...">

_________________________

-Elsewhere in the Entralink-

-A Gligar and a Gliscor are off brooding-

<Gligar!Vlad: "What's wrong, big me?">

<Vlad: "I don't understand... Why on earth do so many ugly things happen in this world?">

<Gligar!Vlad: "... I wouldn't know anymore than you would, big me... But... Isn't it our job to try and make those ugly things less common?">

<Vlad: "I guess...">

<Gligar!Vlad: "Besides... The best way to try and counter ugly things is to fill the world full of nice things... Like hugs! Everyone likes hugs!">

<Vlad: "Heh... I suppose that you have a point...">

Good night.

edited 2nd Sep '11 10:57:20 PM by TracerBullet

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985
86422 Mezzopiano2nd Sep 2011 10:25:27 PM from That Cold Place Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Stay frosty
-runs onto the path, crashing into Every and knocking herself to the ground-

Felis: <Oh, nice going there.>

Owww...oh! Every! You're okay!
Our world is worth fighting for.
86423 memyselfandI22nd Sep 2011 10:27:35 PM from The Biosphere Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: A teenager in love
Checkmate.
One sec, will respond when the world stops spinning...

-shakes head-

Mezzo?
Britannian Royal Family: Mangling the rules of chess since 1944.
86424 Mezzopiano2nd Sep 2011 10:30:17 PM from That Cold Place Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Stay frosty
I was worried about you so I came to find you. But everything here is so messed up...I found a Tonberry. I swear.
Our world is worth fighting for.
86425 memyselfandI22nd Sep 2011 10:31:48 PM from The Biosphere Get RP Mod , Relationship Status: A teenager in love
Checkmate.
....A Tonberry?

Wow. All we found were Krawl and some insane pumpkin-headed axe maniac.

Are you okay?
Britannian Royal Family: Mangling the rules of chess since 1944.

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