ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Yeah.

Settling in to the dorm.

Well, I guess I'm going to go to cell bio now. See you guys sometime between 7:30 and 8:00 PM EST.

-Is preparing for a flight over to Hoenn, hopefully without anyone noticing-

Not too heavy?

Altair: <No>

Good.

oh? How is it so far, Anom? And yes, something crazy is happening at the datacenter AFAICT.

Unite and Sunny? Wow... I can see the advantage, I suppose. But how do you hope to sell that to the inhabitants?

edited 30th Aug '11 2:27:22 PM by Tangent128

AU!Mezzo: So, you did it. I hope you're proud of yourself.

I am. And you were wrong. We didn't have to join them. They weren't really all-powerful.

AU!Mezzo: But you still did.

I know. And I've come to terms with that. There's nothing that can change what I've done, but maybe now I can help make things better. And that's more than you could ever do.

AU!Mezzo: I'd like to see you try, weakling.

Oh, you will.

-wakes up next to Every-

Just you wait and see...

Reshiram: I have no clue. But I doubt the human population of Unova will so keen to be ruled by Pokémon once again.

Zekrom: But it'll be different this time! Unovans love Braviary! I bet they'll be really pleased to have one as a leader! As for Sunny, well...Who doesn't love Espeon?

Reshiram: Hmm. That is a valid point. I'm more worried about our heroes, though. Will they even want to be the rulers of this region? And do they have the necessary skills?

Though, to tell the truth, Unite appears to be a capable leader...

Zekrom: Oh? And Sunny isn't? -Rolls his eyes.- Typical. You never approve of the heroes I pick.

Reshiram: That's not true at all! I think Sunny is a wonderful Pokémon!

Zekrom: What about all the other ones I've picked? You never seemed to like them.

Reshiram: ...Erm...

Zekrom: AH-HA! That proves it! Honestly, Resh. I'm disappointed. I've always thought highly of your heroes. And I thought it was the same with you. But I guess I was wrong...

-wakes up with my face buried in Artemis' fur-

Yesterday, Teh Intertubes (transmittin' lolpersians)

-On a weapons-oriented imageboard sibling to a certain infamous other one-

[No. 70771408: "Let him be. Dumbass wouldn't recognize a Spearlock CM-430 contact-absorber if it was [REDACTED] up his [REDACTED] [REDACTED]ly."]

[No. 70771415: "[REDACTED] it was. But I'm not the one saying that [REDACTED] thing was wearing one."]

[No. 70771417: "Well that's what the guy who threw in the [REDACTED] wikileaks said it read like, right? That thing held up against [REDACTED] everything they threw at him. Surely wasn't [REDACTED] killed by some [REDACTED] attacks..."]

[No. 70771418: ">implying Protect protects like that"]

-"ohyou.png" posted-

[No. 70771421: "And the dragons. Don't forget the dragons. In particular the one with that fiery blown up [REDACTED] ass."]

-image "out-68795.jpeg" posted-

[No. 70771424: "Dude you're looking for /d/, get lost."]

[No. 70771433: "Well even so. That thing just keep going. From the last cable they sic'd like 18 [REDACTED] mons and a [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Feraligator and another [REDACTED] thing on him."]

[No. 70771438: "Man that must have been awesome. But yeah, no reports yet. I'm pretty sure the [REDACTED] League is hiding that [REDACTED] thing somewhere to [REDACTED] "train" it. And not telling anyone. We should not let trample on our [REDACTED] rights!"]

[No. 70771441: "Wouldn't surprise me, not with that [REDACTED] Lance and his [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Dragonites."]

[No. 70771442: "Oh don't remind me [REDACTED]. Like, what the heck were they trying to [REDACTED] raise there? There's not way Pokémon [REDACTED] like that make it to the Conference or the [REDACTED] police force I [REDACTED] tell you."]

[No. 70771463: "Wouldn't be only there in Kanto either. Friend downloaded this from the Cherrigrove wifi."]

-filtered image posted-

[No. 70771473: "Dude that's so [REDACTED] obviously photoshopped. Just look at the reflections, they're all wrong."]

[No. 70771475: "But at that distance it actually looks like an old [REDACTED] IW-series support chestplate from [REDACTED]."]

[No. 70771480: "[REDACTED] [REDACTED]. Look, there's no way a Nidorino can send flying up a [REDACTED] Haxorus like that. I should know, I've been training mine for 4 years."]

[No. 70771501: "Besides, I was hanging down your place last month, and that relayer is [REDACTED] encrypted. Last I checked was [REDACTED] TLS 8192 with a double R 4 TCUID pad."]

[No. 70771502: "lol leetspeak, I'm opening a tab at /g/ just to ask if you are not just making any [REDATED] [REDACTED]."]

[No. 70771504: "Well it wasn't last friday. This from the same [REDACTED] that streamed those air takes of the city under [REDACTED] attack."]

[No. 70771511: "Prove it [REDACTED]."]

-link to video posted-

[No. 70771516: "What."]

[No. 70771518: "Dude that's the [REDACTED] most [REDACTED]ed [REDACTED]ing thing I have seen today... I mean, really?"]

[No. 70771519: "lol Nido invasion... that must be for a movie... wasn't Tyranzilla XIV: Attack of the Mind Raper Maractus scheculed for next year?"]

[No. 70771529: "Damn, what are those things anyway? They look like BS-1.8 shape full military gear..."]

[No. 70771533: "Just lemme one moment, [REDACTED]sses. I'm gonna check up something."]

[No. 70771539: "Damn nothing makes [REDACTED] sense [REDACTED] anywhere anymore. Didn't the Celadon [REDACTED]Cam girl show up a take of a [REDACTED] Braviary in military gear too?"]

[No. 70771551: "I think so... Can you imagine if Conference regulations allowed [REDACTED] like that? It'd make my day, me and my Empoleon would [REDACTED] [REDACTED] all over."]

[No. 70771553: "That's got to be some armor. Last I heard [REDACTED] regulations don't allow more than [REDACTED] percentage of body cover with ESE 04 resistance on armed conflict, and the last time we had to use THAT was for [REDACTED] [REDACTED] with that guy from Unova using his Raichu as a HRE-451 supercharger."]

[No. 70771566: "Back guys... Made some quick inquiries, and that thing you are seeing is real, unapproved and untested."]

[No. 70771568: "[REDACTED] that [REDACTED]. He'd say anything just to [REDACTED] some attention. Surely still lives with his mom IRL."]

[No. 70771573: "Well b[REDACTED]s don't know my books. Those apparently based off of the APSO-11 "Hustle" armor that was produced for elemental testing as recently as [REDACTED] 4 years ago."]

-image "apsoxdrlum-17226479953.jpeg" posted-

[No. 70771574: "Don't look very easy to wear... Didn't the APSO series finish after that egregious RoleSwapped Slaking incident?"]

[No. 70771585: "Dunno but that thing is not marketed anymore, not even to the [REDACTED] Johto military. And only like 100 units were produced anyway, that video is showing like [REDACTED] units..."]

[No. 70771586: "[REDACTED] Team Rocket, it had to be them!"]

[No. 70771588: "Dude 201X called they want their Team Rocket crushed at Goldenrod back."]

[No. 70771593: "[REDACTED] look. at. that! Didn't that [REDACTED] [REDACTED] from Viridian train some Nidos and Rhydon for bodyguards?"]

[No. 70771594: "I have to agree. I mean look at what that Nidoqueen did to the [REDACTED] at the end of the [REDACTED] video. Whoever [REDACTED] to teach them [REDACTED] was probably training them in secret to try and take [REDACTED] Goldenrod again."]

[No. 70771595: "Well not on my guard. Here lemme grab my [REDACTED] Pokéball again... I mean who would [REDACTED] like that? Surely those mons had kits to [REDACTED] feed, to protect."]

[No. 70771598: "Yeah... now that you mention it I'm wondering where the heck did that [REDACTED] [REDACTED] get enough troops... the wikileaks cable reads about like 4,000 [REDACTED] Nidorino and Nidorina [REDACTED] and that only in Rt.35."]

[No. 70771601: "Well that's nothing compared to Celadon but still... I mean how come something like that fy under [REDACTED] [REDACTED] authorities?"]

[No. 70771607: "Could be worse... do you guys recall that [REDACTED] about some friggin [REDACTED] that Cipher did with [REDACTED] [REDACTED] something about a Lugia? Now imagine that wearing armor like these."]

[No. 70771611: "..."]

[No. 70771612: "Dude, all those guys have to be stopped."]

[No. 70771615: "The whole lot of them yeah. That friggin' Samurott too."]

[No. 70771621: "The League should take those responsible and [REDACTED] them in a [REDACTED] cage to die there. Oh and torture them first."]

[No. 70771623: "Yeah but surely those [REDACTED] idiots are gonna go "durr hurr let's be friends" after this. I say we [REDACTED] stand up and [REDACTED] our rights to protect ourselves."]

[No. 70771626: "Absolutely. I'm gonna go teach TM 02 to my [REDACTED] [REDACTED] like right nao and then when I find one of those [REDACTED] I'm gonna [REDACTED] their [REDACTED]."]

[No. 70771627: "That's the [REDACTED] spirit man."]

[No. 70771632: "Yeah you have our moral support."]

[No. 70771645: "And our armed help if we find one of those [REDACTED] [REDACTED] too. I mean, can you believe what they say at /b/? A [REDACTED] adoption program for those [REDACTED] [REDACTED]."]

PEFE Medical Wing

-Maekrite, somewhat sedated, idly stares at his parents who are arguing over the current medical procedures-

Dad (lies on his bed, strongly swinging his tail around) — <Well I'm not gonna let that thing an inch closer to me.> — looks at a medical robot — <Come on I want to see you trying!>

Inka (moves ears) — <Can you just can it, _____? That thing is trying to heal you.>

Dad (growls) — <Well you heard what that thing said! It wants to drill. my. fang!>

-Maekrite dreams (awake) of a cornfiels and starts licking his paw-

Dad — <I swear, I'm gonna smash it into the fl- ouch...> — tries to move, flinches.

Inka (smiles) — <Look, I used to get those things in my fangs once a year too when I was...> — tilts head — <...younger. Come on, nothing's gonna go wrong.>

Dad — <...Well I've not. I don't like those things. Look all Steel-type-y...>

-Inka sighs while Maekrite idly chases an imaginary Yanma in his field of vision-

-Dad begins to struggle further, finally managing to take a tailswipe against the medical machine, but while it falls to the ground damaged, another machine appears in the room to lift it and repair it-

Dad — <Aaaaaargh! ...Another one!> —struggles further, causing the entire room to start moving-

-Inka sighs-

Inka — <_____! I'm fed of this! You stay quiet, or no snu-snu!>

Dad (swings tail, blinks) — <...>

-curses under his breath while the machines come apply some anesthetic-

PEFE Ground Decks

-A couple of Nidorino walk around an habitat that has been repurposed as a chapel for the mons who have not managed to make it, they sit somewhere around and stay in silence for a long while-

Rize — <...I can't believe only six of us managed to survive...> — shakes head — <We were gone, like that... I knew we should have waited until we brought more troops...>

Vinollo (tilts head) — <That'd not... we couldn't have expected them to have that... that... incredibly big thing...> — looks around — <I hear it even ate the flamepork as if it was a mere Torchic leg...>

-Rize flinches at the thought-

Vinollo — <I just hope we don't have to fight again, like, until next year...>

Rize (halfheartedly snorts) — <Agree... I just want to return to those girls...>

-the two brothers lay there on the ground for a while, leaning against each other-

long megapost is long, I was to post it in three parts but since I have been multitasking the entire day... also Tangent says with some luck the server should be back in a while... let's hope...

edited 30th Aug '11 3:06:11 PM by SilentReverence

Artemis: (opens an eye, glancing over at Wolf) <... Wolf?>

-slightly muffled- Yes?

Artemis: (looks around) <... You're here... and most of DS' other Pokémon are here... But I haven't seen DS anywhere... Do you know where she is?>

-sits up, and gazes sadly at Artemis for a moment, before pulling her into my lap and petting her comfortingly- I'm not sure. -tells her the story-

Artemis: (listens to Wolf) <... Oh... I'm sorry...>

-hugs her tightly in thanks-

Artemis: <... I hope you'll find her, if she is still alive that is... And once Dialga returns things to normal, then Mira will come back as well...> (sighs) <But... After everything that has happened here, Mira probably won't love me anymore...>

-a Murkrow with a charred wing flies down to the Entralink-

Messenger Murkrow: <Boss! Boss! The castle's been attacked! Everything's falling apart!>

Felis: <I know, you imbecile. I was there.>

Messenger Murkrow: <The king and queen are gone, boss! And there was this giant Hydreigon, boss! But then it died!>

-Felis twitches upon mention of the giant Hydreigon-

Felis: <Scolipede and Liepard aren't our rulers any more. Things have changed.>

Messenger Murkrow: <What do we do now then, boss? What's gonna happen to us?>

You can stay here for now. I'm not sure what's going to happen next...

Messenger Murkrow: <Thank you, boss.>

Don't say that. Of course she will. She gave her life to protect you. I don't think it's possible to love someone more than that.

Artemis: <... You... really think so?> (thinks for a moment) <... I did horrible things, yet everyone seems willing to forgive me... It is strange...> (sighs) <I guess I don't really know what to think anymore...> (looks up at Wolf) <... But... I still know one thing... If DS is still alive somewhere, she probably misses you as much as you miss her, and she is probably also trying to find you...> (smiles) <And I'm sure you'll find eachother eventually... Love is a powerful thing, after all.>

Last post for tonight. Have to get to sleep now. School is starting for me tomorrow. So, good night, and see you guys tomorrow, probably after I get back from school.

-sits quietly with the Liepard, happy to have her back-

edited 30th Aug '11 3:43:53 PM by BadWolf21

Night DS.

-Takes another look around, for a moment, almost hopes that someone will come interrupt me before I take off-

Well, I guess I had better get going...

Is the chatroom down? I can't seem to access it...

-wakes up-

Felis: <It seems your boyfriend is picking up your habit of sleeping in late.>

Oh, good morning, Every. You feeling okay?

Messenger Murkrow: <The boss has a boyfriend?>

Yeah. It's been down for a while. :(