ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Yesterday-

-Lardna is struck by a flying Bonemerang-

<Lardna: "OW!">

<Cubone #2: "I got one! I got one!">

<Kat: "Lardna, step to your right for a second.">

<Lardna: "Why-">

-Kat swats the returning Bonemerang out of the air-

<Cubone #2: "Eep! M-my bone!">

<Kat: "They always hit twice...">

-Narrowly dodging a Bonemerang-

<Shaun: "How badly did Tangent offend them?!">

<Kat: "Well, they're not sending their Marowak out... So...">

-To Self-

"Oh that's really- GAH!"

-Is hit in head by flying Bonemerang and knocked down-

"What ever happened to using Bone Rush?!"

Luke, you may have wanted to link to Film.Batman And Robin...

Dintel — <...Ah! They're throwing bones at us!> (Squeezes Basket's neck even harder)

(A bone flies like, what, 20 cm off Basket's head)

Dintel — <Well they do have good aim...> (Thinks about a little) <There's something important about those bones, but I don't remember that is it...>

He is a bit, isn't he?

Ad Min: Error! Unauthorised hibernation mode activation! Standing by....

-Ad Min's limbs and head droop, his eyes closing as he goes into stand-by mode.-

Lake: <Oh no! It's never a good thing when a Gengar put you to sleep! You need to wake him up before he does something nasty! Quick!>

You're right Lake, AD! WAKE UP!!!

Fuji: Now, Dream Eater!

-an astral form of Gengar appears, shakes hands with its real counterpart, and flies into the sleeping Ad Min-

- Latias and I are watching the battle -

-Yesterday-

We're not here to fight, only to negotiate.

Cubone #1: -Doesn't listen and pulls out a Thick Club- <On my grandfather's femur, I swear to defeat you!>

-Tries to brain me with a Bone Rush, but Nudi latches onto his face and doesn't let go.

Ad Min: Unauthorised entry granted! Error! ERROR! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO EAT MY DREAMS! WOULD YOU LIKE HELP WITH THAT?

Oh, jeez...

edited 8th Jun '11 3:36:32 PM by Luke924

Fuji: What an odd Pokemon....but Gengar's Dream Eater should finish it soon enough.

(Yesterday)

(A third Cubone appears!)

Cubone #3 — <Hey! (To Nudi) Stop that! (yells towards the other way calling for more Cubone to come)>

Cubone #3 — <All bones! Strafe and aim! And be careful, they brought an aquatic creature!>

The idea that Ad Min has a Quip Database is incredibly funny for some reason.

Wolf's Latias: -Is just sitting about in the lobby for no reason-

Susan: -Has woken up and is having breakfast-

Me: -Is still asleep-

-Yesterday-

<Kat: "Wait with hi- ... Oh... CRUD...">

<Shaun: "Wait, what's wrong?">

<Kat: "They're using Thick Clubs!">

-Still reeling from being struck in head-

"Nngh..."

<Lardna: "What?">

<Kat: "My kind typically uses the bones of other creatures as weapons. But sometimes we use the bones of our own when we need a bit of a boost... Humans typically call them 'Thick Clubs.'">

<Lardna: "What does that mean?">

<Kat: "Well for one, they can hit well above what their small size would suggest. That's why it hurt so much when you were hit by that Bonemerang.">

<Shaun: "But I thought that Thick Clubs weren't supposed to be common, Kat!">

<Kat: "They're usually not, but in dire times- HEY!">

-Dodges another Bonemerang-

<Kat: "We use them a lot more commonly.">

"Ow... I feel like someone threw a brick at me..."

Do something AD! ANYTHING!

Ad Min: Error: Porygon-Z.exe has committed an illegal operation and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience. If the problem persists, please contact Sliph.co about the problem.

-Drained of energy, Ad min shuts down, falling to the floor in several pieces.-

Lake: <Oh, poor Ad...>

Sorry Ad...Return.

-I recall the Porygon-Z, then ready another Pokéball.-

Go for it, Wulfric!

-I release Wulfric, the Lucario assuming a fighting stance.-

Dark Pulse!

-Wulfric holds out his palm, firing a burst of dark energy from it at the Ghost type.-

-Even as Gengar is restored to full strength, the Dark Pulse knocks it backwards-

Mr Fuji: Gengar, return! -recalls Gengar- Marowak, make me proud!

-tosses out a Pokeball, and Marowak leaps out of it, brandishing its club at Wulfric-

-Yesterday-

Thick Clubs, crud.

Nudi: -Lets go of Cubone #1 and uses a Surf at the approaching Cubone- <Leave my friends alone!>

I am distracted by inFAMOUS 2. Will do the Red battle later tonight.

You wouldn't believe what I had to do to get out...

-Strokes my beard-

Wulfric: <Hmm. This should be an interesting fight.>

Mind that club Wulfric! Now, Aura Sphere!

-Wulfric's aura sensors stand erect as he charges an Aura Sphere between his paws, before thrusting them at Marowak, the sphere flying out towards the Ground Pokémon.-

-has been watching the fight-

(Present time)

(As I am about to turn the #72th page of the bunch of legalese agreements, I hear an uproar of applause coming from the outside)

— Aww... damn... I'm losing on yet another battle... wonder who won this time...

(I do my own leer at the screen where the lawyer keeps talking something about punitive damages, and I am at least grateful he doesn't bother to add punitive puns...)

— Hey, Maekrite... (*I look to the side, where the Pokémon is sleeping*) you awake yet! I really need your help here...

Maekrite — < Zzzzzzz>

— ... (sigh)

edited 8th Jun '11 3:53:35 PM by SilentReverence

- Looks over at Anom curiously for a moment -

Latias: (to her Rainbow Dash plushie) Isn't this battle exciting? ... Still not feeling very talkative, huh?

-Present Day-

<Kat: "Hmm... His trainer's from Kanto... I wonder if I can pick out where he's from based off his fighting style...">

<Lardna: "Do they really diverge that much?">

<Kat: "In battle, one often carries habits from their old experiences. Which should tell me what sort of Pokemon this Marowak is used to fighting... Of course... If he's been trained for quite a while, I might not be able to guess where he's from accurately...">

<Lardna: "Ah.">

-A number of hours ago-

-Watches Nudi use Surf on a Cubone-

<Kat: "... Oh that's going to help negotiations...">

<Lardna: "Well we can't just sit here while they bludgeon us to death! What are we supposed to do?">

<Kat: "... Let's see if they're a little more friendly with Pokemon of their own kind...">

-To assailing Cubone-

<Kat: "HOLD YOUR FIRE! WE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY!">

Yes, DS?

Fuji: Marowak, stop it with Bone Club!

-Marowak steps up, batter-style, and slams its bone into the Aura Sphere head-on-

Oh, uh... (considers asking what he had to go to get out, but decides against it) It's nothing. Nevermind.

- Turns my attention back to the battle -

Sorry. B& form the internet at home. Can only post during school hours for a few days until Ban is lifted. W Hat did I miss?

-Wakes up at the bleachers... somehow-

~Yawns~ how'd I get here?

edited 8th Jun '11 3:58:49 PM by PippingFool