-Ever is passed out on a couch, snoring softly-

Jab: <Ever's asleep.>

Other!Jab: <You know what that means.>

-Other!Jab disappears from Ever's grasp in a puff of flame, Jab wriggling out more carefully-

Other!Jab: <Alright, let's settle this.>

Jab: <Once and for—>

-something skids along the floor of the Stormchaser, taking out Other!Jab's legs, and then Jab's, before clattering to a stop in the corner-

Other!Jab: <Ow...>

Jab: <What was that?!>

-he looks around for the source of the attack, finding...-

<Oh.>

-an ivory arm-

Ever: Behave, you two.

-as the two Weavile pick themselves up, Ever goes to retrieve their arm-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Stormchaser

Colt had started punching the side of his head.

Sylveon used Wish once he saw his cracked knuckles.

<I feel cheated,> Roy observed.

“Sorry you had to see that,” he apologized. “That name is so familiar it genuinely hurts,” he explained. “Is there something I should know about Mobius? Like, their goals or something?” He asked.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-Elizabeth nods as she takes a long drink of coffee.-

Elizabeth: "Mmhmm."

-She grabs an Espurr cake pop.-

Elizabeth: "Julius, what did you do for fun? Before the whole possesion thing."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Aphrodite: To create one unified version of the multiverse... Seemingly at any cost.

-Orchid attempts to sneak blunts-

Juius: ...

...Playing with my sister Julia... Or even Mother and Father...

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“Every universe? Arceus’ unholy flank; do they know the consequences? There’s a universe where everyone speaks in text-to-speech, a universe where everyone’s head is so hard their facepalms caused a hurricane to appear in Castelia City, and another universe where the ones who control our every action reside! I don’t know if anyone else is ready for that stuff, much less if whatever causes such phenomena bleeds into our world!” Colt finished.

Sylveon and Roy silently grabbed a couple of joints. Enough for later use, if they felt brave enough. <How strong is this?> Sylveon whispered as she stuffed three joints behind her ears and Roy hid a few in his plumage. Caliburn grabbed one himself and hid it in his sleeve.

<Might want to have Heal Bell on standby if this is strong enough to cause long-term consequences,> Roy quietly warned.

edited 23rd May '18 9:47:44 PM by AbsentCoder

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stormchaser, past

Lila: Oh, sorry. He was just saying we should get on with the battle! So, should we continue?

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Fuego: <Well... Team Iron kidnapped some people but some other people got them back.>

<Before that there was a scare where Cephas got on the wrong plane to Unova, and then was almost kidnapped by some Blaziken book thieves.>

<Basket would probably say that sounds like a dropped plot thread but come on what could you possibly do with evil collectors?>

Nelly: -leans back against the wall- <I wish this was a weird dream.>

<I've been so bored, I actually tried writing an essay for the class I was taking before they kidnapped me.>

<...probably flunked it by now, how do I explain this to the dean? "I got kidnapped for most of the semester because I turn into a Sneasel occasionally"?>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Marco: <I don't know what to tell you. D'you think I got here by going to school?>

He lets out a barking laugh, emphasis on the barking, frowns, and stops himself.

<.. Anyway. I dunno, lie and say you broke both your legs? Is that an acceptable response? I'm used to Mobius just going with some pretty weird excuses because of the whole multiverse thing.> Marco shrugs.

off the shits

Santalune Forest

Yunwa was walking around, eating some things they find interesting.

A short distance away, a Pansear who seems to be wearing something sighs.

Pansear: <Alright... this is supposed to make me more confident, let's hope this works...>

He fires off a Flame Burst, which splashes and hits Yunwa with a bit of fire.

Yunwa: {Ah! What was that...}

They turn around and see the nervous-looking Pansear in the Underbrush.

He exhales and comes out, showing he is wearing a cloak with a hood and holding some sort of book with a fire design on it. They all look handmade.

Pansear: <G-go away, monster! This forest is our home!>

Yunwa: {You... you wanna fight me? Well, if that's what you want...}

They get ready. The Pansear looks a bit nervous, but steels himself, ready.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Stormchaser

“Yep, let’s keep goin’. And can I have some food or what?”

Nana gives Pi-yo a few affectionate pats on the head before sending her back on the field.

Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir

Virbank City Pokemon Center Entrance:

"I can't say it's a training style for everyone, but it's what helped me get this far. It helps that over the years I've started being able to see when a pokemon is clearly outclassed versus when it might have a chance. The way I see it though, you don't know what you're fully capable of until you're pushed to the brink to your very limits, because more often than not you end up breaking them and surprising yourself. Sometimes it doesn't pay off as well as you'd like, but you also get moments where you finally tap that unseen potential...and that's why I train and raise my mons the way I do. I'm not some sadistic little punk that sees them as tools, I want them to become stronger than even they thought possible," Mark concluded before wondering, "So how do you train your mons? I know everyone has a different style."

Living The Fever Dream

With another snap the lights go out, and when they come back on, Kaisei and Hazard would find themselves in a lineup of what appeared to be identical clones!

"Fooooooooooooooooor the final challenge folks! We engage in a game of Copycats! Only the real Hazard and Kaisei are in here, And it's up to them to ask the right questions to each other to find out who? But beware, if they pick the wrong each other!"

A Kaisei and a Hazard stepped forward and touched, only to suddenly explode into confetti!

"They'll be back to Square One! The fakes break upon contact! HAVE FUN!"

Aphrodite: None of us are ready. Which is why we must fight. Plus on my end it's... Personal.

Orchid: <It's fiiiiiine, dudes. It's like->

-she promptly falls asleep-

-A Houndour stumbles out of the forest-

Houndour: <Wha- what's going on here?>

edited 24th May '18 10:43:03 AM by Umbramatic

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Stormchaser, past

Gwen: You want food? Happy to cater!

-Gives Nana a pokepuff-

Lila: Ok, let's get this back in session. Isla, doubleslap!

-Isla attempts to slap Pi-yo with her tail again-

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Trust Games

The line-ups are quiet until one of the Hazards speaks up.

Hazard: <Alright, let's start easy... Who's your boyfriend?>

Most of the Kaiseis answer 'Archer' while one answers 'Biton'. The others stare at him.

Hazard: <Uh, right, you... stand over there...>

The one who answered Biton goes into a corner.

Virbank

Hajime: "Well, I can understand that. Though, mm..."

"On my end, I guess I get to know what kind of Pokémon you can find around areas that I go to and make sure my team's prepared to deal with them, if needed? Do a bit more battling with them if one of my team wants to do that, but tend to not get into battles as often."

Santalune Forest

Yunwa and the Pansear both turn to the Houndour. The Pansear looks a bit confused at first, then seems to recognize something about the Houndour and blinks.

Pansear: <Wait, you...>

<Great, probably gonna show me up...>

Yunwa: {Oh, huh, you look kinda like-}

Then a human rushes in.

Kaisei: "Yunwa, don't do anything rash, I'm-"

He surveys the situation and pauses.

Kaisei: "...I feel like my senses are dulled on the Pansear, but what's a Houndour doing around here?"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Stormchaser

Sylveon rolled her eyes and summoned something ethereal.

<Why is she {narcoleptic}?> Caliburn asked.

<Because she’s stoned,> Sylveon sniped.

<I see no rocks,> Caliburn observed.

<I’ll explain later,> Sylveon offered.

“Any choice words about them? Feel free to bend an ear; I like to think I’m a great listener,” he offered.

edited 24th May '18 10:41:14 AM by AbsentCoder

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Stormchaser, past?

She takes a big bite and grins.

Nana: Yeeeesss.

Pi-yo’s hit another two times! She lets out a distressed cry and turns her head back to Nana, who immediately offers her a bite of the Pokepuff. It won’t heal her, but it’ll keep her from begging.

Nana: Now use, um... Water Gun again!

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Aphrodite: What do you want to know? You're J-Team, right? Your fellows should have told you things already.

-The Houndour gets a closer look at the Pansear and his ears fold back-

Houndour: <Wait... You... How...>

-notices Kaisei-

<A human! You there! Can you tell me why I'm a dog?>

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Stormchaser

“The basics, I’ll admit, since I wasn’t paying attention, but what Inwas more focused on was you saying it was personal. If you feel like you need to tell someone, I’m right here,” he offered.

“But yeah, I don’t think I know anything about Mobius,” he admitted.

Sylveon shrugged, noticing the Heal Bell probably didn’t work. With that, she sighed, stuck a joint in her mouth, and gestured for Roy’s help. Roy struck his talons beside the end of the joint to create sparks that lit the joint.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Stormchaser, past

-Isla is hit with the water gun-

Isla: -splutter- <Please don't make me use copycat again... >

Lila: Nope, instead, use tail whip!

-Isla waggles her tail cutely-

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Stormchaser, past

Pi-yo: Bwark... <Aww...>

Pi-yo lets her guard down...

Nana: Eyes of the prize, Pi-yo! Just keep using Water Gun, I think that’s working...

Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir

Stormchaser, past

-Isla is squirted again-

Lila: Be careful, but we should hit it while it's guard is down. Actually... Yeah, use attract!

Isla: <Ok?>

-Isla uses attract-

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Stormchaser, past

Pi-yo: Bwar... <You’re a cute Skitty...>

She flops closer, smiling even more than she normally does.

Nana smacks a palm to her forehead.

Nana: Pi-yo, you useless lesbian.

Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir

Stormchaser, past

Isla: <Woah, that actually worked...>

Lila: Now use feint attack!

-Isla approaches Pi-Yo endearingly, before trying to smack them with her tail-

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Pansear: <Why I'm a dog?...>

The Pansear takes comfort in the fact this Houndour seems to be surprised too, but is still unnerved.

Kaisei: "Uh, dog? Like, a Houndour or a Lillipup? Are you... normally a human or something?"

Kaisei thinks for a bit and then asks another question.

Kaisei: "Alright... how about this as a follow-up. Name someone in the J-Team you have a crush on."

Some of the Hazards blush for a bit before one comes up with a response.

Hazard 1: <Well... Basket's kinda cute.>

Hazard I: <Uh, that one Aggron, Steel.>

Hazard A: <Tae. Tae all the wae.>

Hazard α: <Dracula!>

All the Kaiseis and Hazards stare at Hazard α and gesture him to join the Kaisei. He gives a vampiric hiss in response, but heads over.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every