??? 

-With a -_- face-

...Guess we're going to Petalburg.

 Somewhere in Unova 

Wanderer: ...And so that marks a year since I ended up here.

Judith: Well if the laws of this world go nuts on April Fools then-

-A bunch of Pokémon then start running past them-

Deerling: -Screaming- <That Loudred is out of his mind, he'll kill us all!>

Judith: -Grabbing her rifle- ...Never a dull day, huh?

Wanderer: -Elemental Sword summoned- Not for us at least.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-Mezzo immediately calls her parents-

Mia: Well hello, if it isn't our darling adopted daughter/granddaughter!

Mezzo: Whaaaaaaat? You're saying this really is true?

Vincent: Well, yes. Didn't we ever tell you we found you in a basket on our doorstep? I'm so proud of your mother for finally telling us the truth.

Gail: Uh huh. Told you so.

Mezzo: You never told me that!

Mia: Well, dear, it probably would have been too much for your young mind to handle.

-Shadow finds himself in a temple of some sort; the floor is in a checkerboard pattern and there's a staircase leading down-

-blood is stained on the walls-

-as he reaches the bottom, the torches go out and he hears Icicle's laugh-

Shadow: -flicks an ear- <Dad, this isn't funny.>

-Icicle appears before him, bloodied eyes and all-

-Shadow doesn't even try to run; he simply curls up and accepts his fate, then screams-

Icicle: <   I AM GOD.   >

-Forte pets Icicle-

Icicle: <   I AM GOD.   >

Forte: I heard you the first time. We should really get those eyes looked at...

-they look over to the other Eeveelutions-

-Leaflet's fur has turned a dull gray, Fireball's mane has wilted, and Shadow is now a deep purple-

-and all three have the same bloody eyes-

Forte: You guys too. You don't really look well.

Shadow: <...I don't want to talk about it.>

-Pianis has been wandering through rows and rows of high quality [Swedish] furniture for a long while now-

-he isn't exactly sure where he is or how he got there, but one thing is clear-

Pianis: We're definitely lost.

Crystallux: <A report. The spatial dimensions of this interior are up to 10000% in excess of the space currently held by the outside building. More investigation is needed.>

Pianis: That's not exactly comforting, you know.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

-Egads! Reports of a nefarious pair of Skarmory and Staraptor villains are filling the Bronze Birds' headsets! Who will show up to stop this dastardly duo?!-

Lita shows up beside Aphrodite. Her sword has beenr replaced with a bandolier holding several green marbles. The marble floating above her shoulder folds out into a vaguely was shaped creature.

"What's this I hear about renegade Bakugan?"

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

PEFE!Every: There's just no evidence to suggest any of what you're saying is accurate.

Ever: The sky is eggs!

PEFE!Every: -stares out a window at a section of perfectly normal sky, which immediately becomes eggs again when she rolls her eyes and looks away- Now you're just stringing words together.

Ever: Okay, like...last time, my Kommo-o turned into this weird knight woman. Just a sec.

-he fiddles around with his laptop, PEFE!Every watching, and takes out Custard's ball-

Ever: Custard, I choose you!

-he opens the ball. Nothing happens-

Ever: ...That's incredibly concerning.

PEFE!Every: It is rather unusual. But not nearly as strange as you seem to think.

-Brie, who has wandered off to do other things, is having those other things interrupted by the fact that she is currently under the effects of the Wind Walk spell-

Brie: -bounces off a wall- Today is just not my day...

-a purple-haired young woman sticks her head out of a shelf-

Amanita: Pianis? Is that you?

-a Swablu who may or may not actually be a Bronze Bird yet but certainly has aspirations either way is currently hopping around, rather agitatedly-

Semigloss: <Villains! We gotta stop them!>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

???

-as is basically tradition by now, the Elementals take human forms during AFD!-

-Though at the moment, they aren't in this world.-

-Instead, Celsius brings down a Hammer of Ice on a red spike of lava-

Celsius:Efreet, I swear to Arceus I'm kicking you ass when we get home!

<GRRRRRRRRROAAAAAGH!>

Serious Handler!Luna:That's one magmacore destroyed! Two more! You can't let Zorah Magdaros break through!

Undine:Thats not his name!

-Undine swings twin rapiers, blessed with holy waters, down on another spike-

-The camera slowly pans out-

-To show Undine, Celsius, and Shadow atop a massive Magmortar, a giant volcano sprouting from its back, slowly advancing toward a great wooden barrier.-

-a portal opens-

-A horned woman with a scaly tail and scaly patches of skin emerges, wearing purple robes-

-She looks around, admiring the chaos, before heading off to investigate-

Contact Me!

Logan: Hold on, I'll—

-Egg lady-

Eeep!

-instinctively- Um, hello! I'm from the Ranger Union, it's nice to meet you, who is your leader?

And hold on, no need for smiting, I can—

-they try to Capture Lila's facekarp with their Styler, but only succeed in making a rainbow wall around Lila's head-

Logan: ...

Ball!Addie: <Um.>

8-Ball: <Wow, you suck.>

Ball!Addie: -failing to turn to look at them- <Can it, cueball!>

edited 1st Apr '18 11:27:02 AM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

-The warehouse is indeed there. It looks incredibly run down and dilapidated, in contrast to the various individuals in familiar silver suits discussing things outside.-

-By now, they're definitely Bronze Birds officially. I just haven't written the darn ceremony yet.-

Soleil: <Yeah! This is our chance! Let's go!>

-They head out toward...-

-Gasp! What utter chaos! Overturned cars, vandalism, broken windows, fires, and an intense symphonic rock soundtrack! And at the center of it all, the villains!-

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stage right enter easter and she's dressed in yellow yolk now the child died the father can be born

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lead you to glorious times hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

afternoon, and welcome to Yveltal Today. This is Cassie Adams.

I'd like to begin this broadcast by addressing the "holiday" of Easter; if, indeed, it can be called such. If this day possessed any holiness to begin with, it has been lost, and there is little hope of its return.

Yveltalism cannot thrive and grow if, once a year, it genuflects before pagan gods and drapes itself in pastels. We are not [Celtic] druids dancing around a maypole, and we are certainly not gallivanting about with Bunearies in verdant fields. We are KXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Hold on, is this thing on? You guys can hear me, right?

Alright, good. Sorry about everything that's going on, things should be moving forward soon. I'll let them enjoy their birthdays first. Just turn the dial and continue listening.

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springtime again?

Another green world.

 Petalburg Woods 

-Looking around-

Illusion... but they've been defunct for like four years now, and they don't give me the Neo vibe. What's going on here?

-Decides to sneak up closer to see if I can glean anything from their conversations-

 Somewhere in Unova 

-Our trio is met by a Loudred... bearing a sword much like the Wanderer's and starting fires for fun-

Judith: -Eyes almost popping out of her head- How is that even possible?

Wanderer: It's just a mere facsimile of the Almighty's power... doesn't make it any less dangerous.

Loudred: -Notices the group- <BWAH!>

Judith: -Dryly- I'm sorry, my universal translator doesn't translate Rabbid. Richard?

Wanderer: Nah, the one bearing the Sword of God here is me, you've just got a facsimile formed from all this chaos energy.

Loudred: <BWAH!>

Wanderer: You'll... crack the core!

Loudred: -Laughs maniacally-

Wanderer: Sorry... can't let you do that.

Pikachu: <Yeah, you'll kill everyone here!>

Loudred: -Gets enraged before leaping at the group-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

"Well the thing is Wolf Boy, ya gotta go through a test. A riddle of sorts, we need to find out what makes you, you, and what you know, that's how everyone gets one of these for me. It could be finding something that ties to your past, it could be writing a essay."

Denali smirked, "So. How do you want to test your worth?"

Stylus covers his eyes at the bright shock and blinks, <What the he->

Zen Headbutt, huh... <Okay I guess I know that.>

Stylus shifts to speed form and dashes over to Hacks and raises his head to smash it down. Hacks jumps out of the way as Stylus smashes his head down, ~Hey watch it! You got a advantage, I woulda been insta ko'd!~

<I think that's her idea.>

"Hacks, use Shadow Claw."

~Gladly Tae.~

<Oh no.>

Stylus felt parts of him being ripped away as dark claws tore through his body, he breathed deeply in pain, <I'm a Deoxys, this should not hurt this much!>

~You lowered your defense going speedy!~

<And I still missed.>

~What can I say, I'm just better... even when outtyped.~

Stylus was unamused, thankful that Hacks was doing everything to win his freedom, but unamused.

While Leo is trying to soothe his throat with the Casteliacone, he and Blitzwing inexplicably get teleported into Mauville due to a space warp of some kind.

Considering there's a masked half-Golurk superhero and, well, THIS◊, it might turn a few heads. Then again, nobody really paid any mind to the former when he was at that Casteliacone shop.

edited 24th Jun '18 1:35:20 PM by Reuknighted

[insert something relating to myself here]

Pianis: Amanita? It's good to see you. Are you as lost as I am right now?

Crystallux: <Current probability of finding an exit is at 0.01%.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Illusion Grunt 1: Honestly, this whole prank thing is kinda ridiculous.

Illusion Grunt 2: Yeah, but like, thats the point. Play up the supervillain thing so much it's obviously a joke, right?

Illusion Grunt 3: Ahem, he's here.

Illusion Grunt 1: Oh shit, take your positions, everyone!

-The grunts all filter in except for the third one who spoke.-

Mauville

Lila didn't notice Aphrodite show up due to the Magikarp still being stuck on her face.

Lila: Can someone please get this off of me?

Lila wondered around and tripped over a chair leg.

Lila: Oof! Ew, it's sucking on my head, gross!

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

Barclay: "Yeah, I'm a Macraul. I apparently lost my memory when I died, but I'm back here now. I don't think we know each other. I'm Ban- ...Barclay, at any rate."

"And, well, to answer you, Sammy, an accident happened and now I'm not just a Banette. I do know what those armbands are, but."

"Though, you have one of those armbands, then? Guess I shouldn't be surpised."

Lonely Heart is blasted by the Signal Beam and his eyes change in some way from this.

Geoffrey, meanwhile, looks incredibly Concerned.

Geoffrey: "M-make her stop this! Sweet Kiss! Lonely Heart!"

Lonely Heart: <No way man... this water is... watery...>

He is too confused to do anything.

Jay looks at how Hacks managed to dodge.

Jay: "Stylus! Make sure he doesn't go anywhere for the next attack! Wrap Him!"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Megavonne - Hasslemon

desecratedDesert joined the conversation

volcanicAlkaline joined the conversation

mediativeBreak joined the conversation

DD: Anyone else noticing absolutely bizarre things going on?

shiftedFowl joined the conversation

SF: Like what?

MB: For one, you’ve joined the conversation despite the fact that you are on the other side of a magic mirror in another dimension.

SF: Oh yeah.

DD: Also, I just got taught Sacred Sword because Colt’s scarf turned him into Cobalion for some reason.

VA: Cooooooool. Actually, hang on...

volcanicAlkaline left the conversation.

DD: What do you think he’s doing?

MB: We’ll find out in time.

Outside the Pokéball

Latias!Sylveon grabbed Colt’s phone in a psychic grip and tried to use the touch screen. She sighed.

“What makes me me?” Colt parroted. “What is there to say about me? I have a healthy relationship with my parents and team, give all due credit from battles to the team, have facepalms that can cause turbulence, am to my jacket what a Ninetales is to their tails, and just someone who tries to make it out of every day alive.

“Wait...” Colt paused. “I think I know how we can test my bonds with my team: A [Turing Test] - each of them will send me a note anonymously, and I have to figure out who sent which one.”

“Or is that not what you’re asking for?” He realized as Latias!Sylevon nuzzled him some more.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Leo: *sees Lila with a Magikarp on her head*

Icy!Blitzwing: Vhat did ve just varp into?

Leo: *tries to pull on the Magikarp, but it's too slippery for him*

edited 1st Apr '18 11:52:34 AM by Reuknighted

[insert something relating to myself here]

Mauville

With Leo's pulling coming to little prevail, Lila reached into her bad. With a bit of fumbling around, she pulled out an empty pokeball. She tapped the button against the Magicarp on her head, which caused the Magikarp to go into the pokeball. The pokeball shook for a while, but succeded to capture the Magikarp.

Lila: Ok. I thought that it would just escape from the ball and end up off my head, but I guess I've got a Magikarp now. I wonder what to name it...

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

Semigloss: <Oh, man, this is bad...>

<But it's also super cool.>

-she points a wing at the villains-

<Villains! Cease your villainy, or we'll be forced to be heroes at you!>

Amanita: I'm completely lost. I tried marking a trail, but I can't ever seem to find my way back anywhere. None of my team are any help, either. Musket left a mark but I guess someone cleaned it up, Emperor just gets freaked out by all the wood, and something is messing with Ares' sense of direction.

...It's nice to see you, though!

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Aphrodite: -to Lita- They have been corrupting the minds if the innocent!

-to Logan and Lila-

REPENT

-The horned woman is around-

-Due to the nature of the day she flits from place to place-

Contact Me!

Mauville

Lila: Huh, repent? Sorry, I don't get what you mean.

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

Kasumi: "Uh, last I checked our Mistress looks... only vaguely like you. No."

Severa: "Yarne? Yarne!" -cue Grima.- What.

She just stands there and stares at Grima.

Severa.exe has stopped responding and needs to close, which has the unfortunate side effect of getting her hit by a blast of shadow. Ow.

Artoria: -firing a blast from Invisible Air that obliterates a bunch of Risen.- "This isn't you? I'm not sure if that's more concerning - given that there's likely a second Grima running around, then, or less, because you're still chaotic neutral."

Mordred: "Definitely both!" -she knocks one of the cultists out with the flat of Clarent.-

Severa narrows her eyes, resuming her hacking of Risen. "We need to get to the other summoners, cut off their reinforcements!"

A Thoron beam fires out of nowhere.

F!Robin: "Lissa's right - you're not welcome here!"

Kasumi fires another burst of shadow from Grima's Truth towards the group, before sweeping her hand in an arc, twelve Risen, quite obviously more powerful than any of the others and with much fancier-looking weapons form out of nothingness.

One mounted on a horse, carrying a Rexcalibur tome. One on a wyvern with a large axe. Two dismounted with spears. One on a horse with a bow, three on foot with swords. Two Pegasus Knights, and two mounted swordsmen.

Cynthia is currently flying around on a pegasus.

Yes. A pegasus.

It's April Fools' Day, don't question it.

edited 1st Apr '18 1:20:45 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Denali smiled, "Oh that works. That works quite well, Test how well you know your team is a great idea!"

Denali smiled even more, "In fact!"

The room went dark, a smoke bomb went off, and when the lights came back, Colton would find himself at a podium with a wall beside him, and cheering could be heard.

"Welcome back to our favorite show, BOND OR BREAK! Where we test one (un)lucky young trainer how well they know their own team! I'm your host, Denali Dupree! Fabulous Fae Freelance!"

Denali shifted to their regular form and then back to human guise, "We got a full lineup here today! Let's introduce our guest, Coooooooltooooon Reeeeveeeeer!"

The "audience" went wild.