For whatever reason, someone had screamed, which made Leo wake up from his slumber, immediately noticing that something's...off about him.
Like there was something burning at his very core. Literally.
He totally wasn't half-robotic, what're you talking about?
It turns out that, for whatever reason, he became a Golurk-themed superhero (and possibly half-robotic-ghost).
He ended up quickly running out of his room and turned on the lights in the hallway, but not before looking in a mirror in the bathroom and seeing that he was indeed what I had just described him as. But he wasn't alone in this odd turn of events.
???: Oh-ho! Jou too?!
Leo: What the...?
edited 1st Apr '18 12:56:42 AM by Reuknighted
[insert something relating to myself here]Castelia Outskirts Motel
-Lights on full to scatter the shadows, he had slept as soon as lunch passed and got up to watch midnight roll in-
-He had music on before, but when the static started to say the name Chuck he switched the radio off-
-The bathroom mirror had been covered with a sheet firmly taped down so as to make it less tempting to catch a surprise transformation in the reflection-
-As much as possible, Pent had attempted to seal away the means of the fool's dubious merriment. He didn't trust my ability to fail to come up with an idea-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.-Phoenix rises into the air, his whole body glowing, electricity crackling from his eyes.-
Phoenix: How eggciting.
-Lou calmly eats an omlete.-
-Phoenix gathers his strength, experimenting. He creates a few walls, making a small house.-
Phoenix: Quaint.
-The egg in his pouch twitches. Phoenix examines it.-
Phoenix: I know my destiny.
-All the eggs in the world rise swiftly into the air. An omelet is among the fray. The mass of egg material grows in mass until a globe of eggs surrounds the world, but it keeps growing. Eggs from seperate realities begin entering the fray.-
Y'olk'a'ndw'hite: I have become all.
-An almighty cloud of eggs encapsulates the planet, blocking out the sun.-
Y'olk'a'ndw'hite: Soon.
-the Memitos have finished their movie, and Ever checks his watch-
Ever: Oh hey, AFD.
Brie: Oh no.
PEFE!Every: What?
Ever: You know, AFD. Weird shit happens.
PEFE!Every: That's a general description of what traveling with you is like.
Ever: Weirder than average. Like, I turned into a Latios once.
Brie: I was a superhero. Like, a legit superhero.
Ever: I think you're legit.
Brie: You know what I mean. Once, I got split into versions of me based on each shade of green I wear.
Ever: I got turned into a giant Dunsparce.
Brie: Got bodyswapped with Amanita.
Ever: Got bodyswapped with my team.
Brie: I was sixteen scorpions. What is a scorpion?
Ever: I literally died.
Brie: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Ever: I haven't.
PEFE!Every: ...Sure.
Ever: I'm telling you. Something crazy's gonna happen, probably as soon as you aren't paying attention.
PEFE!Every: I'm always paying attention.
-she stands up, revealing the human face on the couch where she was sitting. Brie yelps-
Ever: There!
-PEFE!Every turns around, and finds a perfectly ordinary couch-
Ever: ...Well, it was there a second ago.
Brie: What the fuck.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.First he woke up as a half-Golurk superhero of sorts, then he exchanged words with a robot of sorts. How could this get any weirder?!
Leo: Wait, that accent... Blitzwing?!
(Faceswap)
Icy!Blitzwing: How did jou know my name?
Leo: *a bit weirded out by the faceswap, but he realizes Blitzwing doesn't recognize him, and just decides to roll with it* Lucky guess? *notices outside*
Icy!Blitzwing: *muttering to himself* Zhat must have been an incredibly lucky guess, zhen.
Leo quickly goes up to the nearby window, noticing the sky is being blocked by...eggs?
Leo: *looking out the window* Uhh, Blitzwing? You might wanna see this...
edited 9th Apr '18 7:00:19 AM by Reuknighted
[insert something relating to myself here]-A clock chimes ominously in the distance.-
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Shaun: "It begins."
-Elizabeth, Lyra, Oberon, and Camilla are playing a very intense round of SSB 4.-
Elizabeth: "NO"
-Zelda flies off the screen-
Lyra: <That's why you don't run for the Smash Ball, Lizzy~>
-The sound of a Smash Ball breaking can be heard.-
Oberon: <Ahah! Prepare thyself as I unleash my special attack, Hero of the Stars! Now! Great Aether!>
-Ike slams into Zero Suit Samus and launches her into the air, striking repetively. He lands, but she dissappears off the screen.-
Camilla: <NEVER TURN YOUR BACK!>
-Rosalina's Luma rams into Ike, launching him off the screen as the game slows down.-
Speaker: The winner is...
-Rosalina's victory animation plays.-
Speaker: Camilla!
Elizabeth: "What-"
-Camilla glows like she's evolving, but rather than turning into a Gardevoir, she turns into...this woman.-
Camilla: "Oh my...this wasn't planned. But...I'm glad."
Elizabeth: "..."
-She hastily deals with her nosebleed.-
Lyra: <Huh...rematch?>
-As she says this, she turns into her anthro form.-
Lyra: "Ooohh...."
-Elizabeth's nosebleed worsens.-
Stop being a bisexual mess!
I can't help it!
-A wormhole opens, dropping a woman by Shaun.-
Shaun: "Yo."
-His brain stops a moment when he realizes the girl is wearing the exact same outfit as him.-
-And she has long black hair and stormy gray-blue eyes.-
-In fact, she looks just like Shaun would if he was a woman.-
???: "You know, I was expecting to at least stay in my universe today."
-They blink at each other and shake hands.-
Shaun: "Shaun Sapphire."
???Shauna: "Shauna Sapphire."
Both: "Great. Rule 63."
-Shaun pauses for a moment, leaning against the railing.-
Shaun: "Question-"
Shauna: "Yes, I'm totally ripped, yes, I recently raided a Pokefutures/Cipher compound and discovered my obscuric nature, and yes, if my Glameow gijinka boyfriend was here, he'd ask for a threesome."
Shaun: "Good to know."
"We're-we weren't planning on-"
Shauna: "No. But it is an arousing and intruguing notion."
Shaun: "For someone who's supposed to be me, you sure skirted around saying that you've entertained the idea of sleeping with your clone."
-Jessica hums as she flips pancakes.-
-She doesn't stop when the pancake stops in the air.-
-Nor does she stop when an ocarina appears in her pocket.-
-Gabrielle's asleep. This doesn't stop her hair from turning black or her white and gold outfit turning red and black.-
Edited by SwiftSeraph on Jul 26th 2018 at 4:41:14 AM
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"Leo quickly decides to text the J-Team, not really sure what else to do.
FROM: Leo
I woke up as a half-Golurk superhero and I'm currently with a robot. Is this normal?
edited 31st Mar '18 10:35:49 PM by Reuknighted
[insert something relating to myself here]From: Shaun
Yes.
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edited 31st Mar '18 10:46:05 PM by SwiftSeraph
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"-Wherever he is, Tagg wakes up to a letter in an envelope right next to him.-
A random passerby notices her. "'Sup. Nice costume."
F!Robin(?): " Costume? Who are you to address your betters like that, insect!? "
Passerby: "Uh, Kasumi."
F!Robin(?): -_- " And do you have a death wish, to snub your nose at a god, such!? "
Passerby Kasumi: "Uh, god? Are you some sort of doomsday prophet?"
F!Robin(?) " Prophet? I am no prophet, insect! I am the wings of despair, the end of all hope, the breath of ruin, the fell dragon, Grima! Kneel before your impending doom, mortal, and you may be granted glorious purpose! " She raises her hand to the sky, and a beam of dark energy shoots up, and an image of Grima's true form appears behind her, roaring.
Kasumi: "Are you inviting me to be a cult leader? Because sure, why not. There's nothing interesting in this town." She kneels.
F!Robin(?) F!Grima: " Then rise, as my herald, insect. Be blessed with fell purpose! Spread my word, and be granted my power! "
F!Grima raises her hand to the sky again, before pointing it at Kasumi, her clothes being replaced with a set of something resembling Validar's robes, with a white undershirt under them. She hands Kasumi the tome at her side. " Go forth, prepare this world for it's destruction! "
Kasumi: "Gotcha, boss." She wanders off to find people to convert.
F!Grima: -_-
Kasumi: "Uh, 'by your leave, my lady'?"
F!Grima: " Better, insect. "
edited 31st Mar '18 11:33:15 PM by Izshta
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.-a young woman with drill-shaped pigtails walks into the room-
-her hair is the same shade as Mezzo's, she wears a resplendent blue dress, and she is visibly pregnant-
Gail: Oh my gosh!
Mezzo: Wha?
-Gail grabs Mezzo by the arm-
Gail: Piano, come with me! I have something super important to tell you about!
Mezzo: Gah! Hey, wait a sec?
Gail: There's no time!
-and she drags Mezzo off-
-Forte is preparing for bed when they notice the clock strike 12-
Forte: Oh, great.
Icicle: <What is it?>
Forte: April Fools' Day is here again. That means something weird is bound to happen to us again... you know, like that one year everyone turned into Sylveon or something.
Icicle: <Oh? Well, I don't feel any different...>
-Forte looks at Icicle; for a moment, his eyes appeared to change. They were pitch black and bleeding from the edges, and two glowing red dots in the center were fixated directly on Forte-
-Forte blinks and looks again, and Icicle looks like a normal Glaceon-
Forte: Whatever. Good night.
-and Forte heads to sleep-
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.FROM: Leo
It must be weird being with a genderbent version of yourself. Unless you have a twin sister that I don't know about.
Random!Blitzwing: VHY IZ ZHE SKY FULL OF EGGS?
Ignoring the question, and using the opportunity, Leo tries to discreetly take a picture of Blitzwing, which, since his phone is always on silent, was a relatively easy task to do.
But the flash ended up getting Blitzwing's attention, which Leo didn't notice as he sent the text.
FROM: Leo
This is who I ended up being stuck with. He was a Hydreigon. Long story.
Also, the sky is literally full of eggs.
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Leo: *opens window and lets the upper half of his body hang out of it* Something tells me this'll be a long day.
Random!Blitzwing: Did jou just take a picture of me? CAN I SEE IT?
edited 6th Apr '18 11:41:21 AM by Reuknighted
[insert something relating to myself here]Mauville
Lila payed the bill.Lila: Yeah, at the moment she just flops around on land.
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.At precisely 3:50 in the morning Daydre sits bolt upright in bed.
"Shit, I'm gonna be late to school!"
She leaps out of bed and rushes out of the Center. Somehow she's fully dressed despite not getting ready before leaving. Only when she's in the street does she realize two problems with her dilemma. 1. No schools she's ever been a part of have ever required her to wake up at 3 in the morning, and 2. she hasn't gone to a formal school in literal years. As soon as these realizations wash over her, she frowns in confusion. ... Okay, that was weird. Maybe my brain just had a fuckup or something? She turns around to go back inside when a voice pipes up from one of her Pokeballs.
???: <Wait!>
Daydre reaches for it on her belt, only to find it's the only Pokeball on her belt. ... OKAY this is getting weird. Sleepiness prevents her from feeling too worried.. Yet. She throws the Pokeball and sends out... Friendo. Except, for some reason they have glowing dragonfly-eque wings and float in the air upon release. Daydre blinks, the numbness of sleep starting to wear away.
Friendo: <You cannot go back to bed just yet! Our compatriots have been stolen away by The Darkness, and you must rescue them!>
Daydre blinks again, but slower this time.
"... I.. Are you.. talking..? Is... Is that why my Pokeballs are gone...? -yawn-... Wait. Fuck. What day is it?"
Friendo: <April the First, Milady!>
Daydre blinks one more time. Then the realization hits her and she snaps awake. She hisses in a breath.
"... Aw fuck. Awwwww fuck. I'm gonna- I forgot this was today- shit- I'm gonna have to jump through a bunch of hoops to get them back aren't I..."
Friendo: <Unfortunately, yes! You must take the holy weapon in hand and free our companions!> Friendo reaches into.. somewhere and procures an item.
It's a kitchen knife.
Not like, a special kitchen knife. It's not glowing, or engraved with runes, or has an intricately carved hilt. It's a normal-ass kitchen knife.
Daydre looks from the knife, to Friendo, then to the knife again, then to Friendo again. Friendo nods encouragingly.
edited 1st Apr '18 1:02:14 AM by Daydre
off the shitsCormac seemingly shrugs off Lev's Drill Peck.
Cormac: -With a grunt- <Foolish. An Amateur move that seems beneath you.>
And strikes back with a direct, close ranged, Technician and Swords Dance boosted Bullet Punch aimed at Lev's beak.
Cathbad weathers the Outrage pretty well and gestures to the rest of his team besides Cormac to gather up. Even Connla gets out of the wall he was thrown into to to join back up with the team.
Which they do. With Tlachaga And Fionn Quiver Dancing and Gráinne and Connla Swords Dancing.
Cathbad, who has no boosting moves, just floats there like an empty husk of a mon, which he is. It doesn't bother him, really. Sometimes Pokemon are just empty, floating, soul stealing husks.
Up on the pipe, Finnegan is still contemplating.
Finnegan: Hmm... I'm more of a hand to hand combat guy who uses gadgets to aid with said combat. I'm used to knocking out guns, but, somehow I don't think I'd be too successful disarming a cyborg and then going to town on him.
Finnegan holds up a fist and looks at it.
Finnegan: Besides, a man mostly made of metal would hurt to jab repeatedly.
Finnegan does some practice jabs and swings.
Finnegan: As much as I love a good punch-out
Finnegan falls back on the pipe.
Finnegan: What to do! What to do! I don't like contemplating on my own and having my dear Pokemon do all the heavy lifting! It's just not me! Plus it makes me look like a lazy chump who relies too much on gadgets and mons to do his dirty work... not a good picture to paint of oneself. Especially when people only know you by reputation! You don't wanna let people down!
edited 1st Apr '18 3:33:18 AM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the priceGeoffrey sees the waves crash as things happen.
Geoffrey: "...Gonna need to be sure I don't mess with you after this."
Luvdisc: <Well this is a surprise...>
Geoffrey: "Lonely Heart, use Lucky Chant!"
The Luvdisc begins chanting and he and Stylus get surrounded in some sort of barrier.
Jay watches too, confused at first, but a smile forms on her face.
Jay: "Ehehe... this'll be fun..."
"Stylus! Psychic!"
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also EverySomewhere...
Kiara the Pyroar: <So, um... What am I supposed to be doing here, exactly?>
Goggles the Krookodile: (pointing to Ribbons the Gothitelle holding a video camera) <Well, just roar into the camera!>
Kiara: <Oh, that's all?>
Goggles: <Well, I was going to put up this cardboard thingie with a logo on it for you to stick your head through, but I realized your mane would probably set it on fire!>
Kiara: <Uh, okay?> (clears throat) <All right, here goes...> (roars) <... That good enough?>
Goggles: <Ooh, yeah! That'll work!> (to someone off-screen) <All right, let's go!>
"Small village"
- We see a bunch of small toy plastic figurines on a table, watched over by a familiar-looking Arceus plushie. They are standing in front of a background that appears to have been drawn in crayon -
Goggles' voice: (rustling of paper can be heard) <A-hem... "Goggles narrates dramatically"...>
"Our story takes place in a peaceful village..."
- Something starts telekinetically moving the plastic figurines around, if you look closely, you might occasionally be able to catch a glimpse of a certain Espeon's tail barely visible on the edge of certain shots -
"All was fine and good, until one day, when the guardian of the village mysteriously disappeared!"
- A certain Infernape's hand can be seen grabbing the plushie and tossing it off-screen -
"Oh no! How could this happen?"
- Scene changes to show a Steenee looking surprised as the camera is suddenly focused on her -
"In order to find out what caused the guardian's disappearance, it looks like the young princess Miette must set out on an adventure!"
Miette: <H-Huh? Me?>
- A Ribombee flies on-screen -
Chikurun: <Don't worry, Miette! I'm here too!>
Miette: (smiles) <Oh, right!>
- A Pom-Pom Style Oricorio suddenly hops on-screen too -
Pom-Pom Style Oricorio: <And me too!>
Miette and Chikurun: <Popcorn!>
"Oh, right! You haven't met her yet... That's Popcorn, an Oricorio that DS caught off-screen at some point... Her name is a reference to one of Cure Honey's alternate forms."
Popcorn: (giggling, waving at the camera) <Nice to meet you all!>
- Goggles clears his throat before continuing the narration -
"And so, this group of friends set out on an epic adventure!"
- A Mareep choir begin to baa along with epic music, as we see the three Pokémon "head out on adventure" -
"Many challenges await them, as they must explore places far from home! Like, a haunted forest!"
- A Trevenant appears on-screen -
Sylvester: (waving his branches in front of the three "travellers") <Ooooooh! I'm a scary ghost! Ooooooooh, fear me, oooooh!> (looks into the camera) <How was that?>
Goggles: (off-screen) <Very convincing!>
Sylvester: <Oh, thanks! I've been working on my act... I know evolving probably helped too, but I still wanna make myself seem as scary as possible and all that, you know?>
- Scene changes to show the group interacting with Artemis the Liepard, Mira the Mienshao and Odette the Swanna -
"But they also make new friends and allies along the way!"
Artemis: <Thank you, for saving our daughter from the... uh...> (whispering to Mira) <What exactly did they save her from?>
Mira: (checks her script) <... I'm not sure. Since this is only a preview, I guess we're missing some of the context here...>
Odette: (looks at the camera) <So, have you decided on whether or not I'll get to do a dance number in the movie?>
"And some other stuff might happen during their quest too!"
- Cut to Aigla the Malamar wearing an eye-patch -
Aigla: <Behold, I'm a pirate for some reason!>
- Cut to the heroes trying to sneak past a sleeping Hydreigon... or rather, Jayna the Flygon, wearing two sock-puppets on her hands -
Miette: (glances over at Jayna) <Um...>
Chikurun: (whispers) <Don't worry, Miette. We can do this!>
Miette: <R-Right...>
Popcorn: (cheering) <I believe in you!>
Chikurun: <Ssh! Not so loud, Popcorn! You'll wake the... Hydreigon...>
Jayna: (muttering in her "sleep") <Yes, I'm totally a Hydreigon, you don't wanna wake me...>
Popcorn: (tilts head) <Wait, isn't Chikurun's fairy attacks, like, doubly effective on Hydreigon? What are we even afraid of?>
Chikurun: <Popcorn, focus!>
Popcorn: <Oops! I'm sorry!>
- The scene then changes to the heroes walking across one of Unova's bridges, for some reason -
- It then cuts to them exploring a desert, with Miette struggling to read a map in the middle of a sandstorm -
- It then cuts to them having tea with Palkia, asking her for directions -
- Then to them walking through a snowy area -
- Then to a scene where they stand in front of some ruins, with Linnéa's two Meowstic blocking the entrance -
Male Meowstic: <One of us only tells the truth, and the other only tells lies...>
Popcorn: (looks over at the male Meowstic) <Then, wouldn't you be the one telling the truth, since you're the one who just told us this?>
Male Meowstic: <Um...>
Female Meowstic: (shrugs) <Guess we have to let them through, huh?>
- We then see more scenes of the group exploring various places, including a few scenes shot in other worlds, before cutting to a scene of the three of them smiling and hugging each other in celebration, while confetti rains down from... somewhere... -
"Will these three manage to succeed in their quest? Find out in, "Miette, Chikurun and Popcorn Save The World!"
- A piece of paper is telekinectically held up in front of the camera, with said title written with each letter drawn with a differently colored pencil -
Still somewhere...
Goggles: <So, what did you guys think? I know it still needs some editing, but I thought it turned out well!>
Artemis: <... Wait, so you were able to get Palkia to make a cameo in this, but you couldn't get an actual Hydreigon for that one other scene?>
Goggles: (chuckles) <Yeah... but I think Jayna managed to put on a good performance, don't you think?>
Buzzy the Buzzwole: (flexes)
Goggles: (smiles) <Ah, you thought so too, Buzzy?>
Franklin the Greninja: <Hmph! You seriously think people will watch this? I'm not even in it! How do you expect this thing to be a success, without someone as amazing as me in it?>
Goggles: <Hmm... You might have a point... I'll see if I can find a part for you in the actual movie, and if I can't find one, then there's always the sequel! "Miette, Chikurun and Popcorn Save The Universe!">
Buzzy: (flexes)
Goggles: <Yes, I know, Buzzy. We won't be able to do much with our current budget... But don't worry! I'm sure we'll think of something if we all put our minds together!>
- The scene suddenly freezes -
Goggles' voiceover: <Will Goggles and the others obtain the money to make their movie? What has DS and Linnéa been up to since we last saw them? Why am I talking like this again, and will I ever figure out who I'm saying this to? These are all very good questions! Anyways, I hope you enjoyed whatever this was, and that you'll have a nice day!>
edited 1st Apr '18 4:56:59 AM by DarkerShining
My fanficCastelia Outskirts Motel
~Ping~
-Pent glances up from his sketching to check the message and compose a reply-
It's Susan. Decided to bring over chocolate breakfast for your little meditation sesh.
-If he ignored it, maybe she'd go away and not draw attention...-
~Ping~
You should not have come here.
Excuse me?
You should of stayed where you're staying, got a cute bunny costume and did stuff with your girlfriend. You should not have come here.
Well firstly that's something for the afternoon. Secondly why the hell shouldn't I check in on you?
-Pent cringed as he could feel something stir in the world. An idea, a terrible idea-
~A muffled crash of phone from outside the motel room~
-Pent grumbled slightly and stepped over to the door, peering into the peer-hole to check on the state of his visitor. That state as it appears is now there's a Buneary, fur white as snow with a dopey hang-mouth expression at the door looking surprised-
???Buneary!Susan: ... ... ... <Bwah.>
-The RabbidBuneary jumps a little at the sound of her own voice and looks dejected as Pent opens the door slightly-
Fine, come in. Bring the chocolate...
-With the saddest little hopping you can consider the becursed Susan enters the motel room and finds somewhere to sit-
RabbidBuneary!Susan: <Bwah bwah.>
I can't translate but I can only assume that's something about you blaming me for this.
-She nods-
And of course this likely means that whatever you have planned for Latias that would of kept you from being here and affected by today is distinctly out of the question until Monday.
-A glare and another nod-
I am not to blame for this. I have been a member of the J-Team for like, seven years and every. single. year this stuff happens. I was trying to be boring and not worth the effort to be interesting this year and was hoping you'd be too loving and lustful with your girlfriend to actually turn up. I am not to blame.
-Susan lets out a dejected 'bwah' and still looks a little angry-
Okay fine I'll check if there's a way to turn you back...
From: Pent@Phone
Subject: AFD Management
Anyone know of a way to prematurely end the effects of our chaotic little fool's curse? I've got a situation that needs solving sooner rather than midnight.
At 10 AM, the sky was still dark, and Leo was currently back in his room. The first thing he had done was look for his Pokemon.
Leo: *looking for his Mons' Poke Balls, but he can't find any of them* Oh great... *but he does find his Mon form scarf*
Considering everything else that had happened, he had already guessed that he'd turn into something different than his normal Poke Form when he put it on.
And he was right.
Darkrai!Leo: <...Huh...>
He takes off the scarf, going back to the open window in the hallway and making a note for later as he left the room again.
edited 1st Apr '18 7:22:32 AM by Reuknighted
[insert something relating to myself here]"C'mon Bee Striker! Let's go find some brawlers to fight!"
Lita ran down the hallway of the airship as a green marble floated just above her shoulder.
GIVE ME YOUR FACEMegavonne - Outside
A bit of nervousness pounding through Colt, he grabbed the scarf and placed it on his neck, hoping that he could use Swords Damce to prepare himself mentally as well as physically. But when he donned the scarf, something happened.
Rather than the lupine ears he was used to, the main thing he felt on his head were a pair of antlers trailing backwards. The scarf tangled in a beard he only just noticed he had, and though he couldn’t really tell how he knew, the world just looked easier to frown upon.
He had become a Cobalion with the Blue Scarf. He didn’t know how. He lightly tapped a hoof on the door, paranoid he would break it.
Helmsman materialized. <Dude!>
Colt nodded and thought about what he was doing, why he was doing it and who he was doing it for. His antlers lit up.
Helmsman drew his seamitar and reflected on what Colt told him to focus on. The seamitar took on the blue hue, with no rushing water,
Helmsman grabbed the scarf and removed it from his trainer. Now having his fingers back, he knocked on the door louder this time before entering.
Meanwhile, Helmsman returned, Sylveon grabbed an Orange Scarf from Colt’s jacket, put it on, and became a Latias. She wedged into the store as Colt stood back, tried to hide the scarf in an illusion and drew his phone.
In the jacket that forever rested on Colt’s shoulders, no matter what form he had adopted, his phone buzzed.
To: Colton Rever
Colton Kendall Rever. What did you do to turn us into the Tao Dragons? Everyone in Accumula is freaking out.
edited 1st Apr '18 7:51:38 AM by AbsentCoder
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]-Mezzo is dragged over to here-
Mezzo: Okay, what is so important?
Gail: Well, first off, do you know who I am?
Mezzo: You're some girl who looks like...
-...-
Mezzo: Like Fortis, but older?
Gail: Yeah! It's me, your sister! I've traveled from the future to give you this important message.
Mezzo: Is it about your baby?
-Gail pats her belly softly-
Gail: Yeah. Well, you might not believe this, but in about three more months, I'm going to travel back in time to December of 1995, and give birth to a beautiful baby girl... one who will grow into someone who would become an idol and mentor to my past self.
-Mezzo tilts her head-
Gail: That's right. Mezzopiano Morendo, I'm your real mother.
-Leaflet is wandering around-
-it's a nice sunny day!-
-at least it seems that way at first... as he walks further, he sees many small Pokémon butchered; several impaled on ice shards, bloody remnants strewn everywhere, a few frozen solid and shattered-
-he keeps walking forward-
-eventually, he finds a Glaceon with his eyes closed-
Leaflet: <Dad...?>
-his eyes open, revealing the bleeding black pupils from before-
Icicle: < Hello. Do you want to play with me? >
-the scene has changed; Leaflet now finds himself in a grassy field where everything is on fire-
Leaflet: <Dad? What's going on? I don't like this...>
-Icicle appears again, bloodshot eyes staring at Leaflet, as he flies directly toward him-
-Leaflet attempts to flee, but can't get away, and Icicle overtakes him-
-he screams as he's pushed to the ground-
Icicle: < You're too slow. Want to try again? >
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.Weremon Jail
After having gone to sleep, a bit too irritated to talk with the others or hear more than stuff about college and puncture wounds, Hazard wakes up.
Something's different, though. He looks down. He seems to be a Charizard again, but something's... different...
He attempts to Slash the cage he's in.
That doesn't go well, as he tries, his hand throbs.
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also EveryDenali watches as Colton steps in, "Hello again. Welcome to the curse of April Fools. Something weird happens on this day every year, but here at Megavonne, the only fool is those that buy more than they can handle."
Denali smiles and snaps their fingers as the displays start to move, supported by crystalline cases showing off Key Rings, Mega Stones, and even a few evolutionary stones. All floating around.
"I'm the Patron Saint of mystical stones of change, And things don't come so easily... tell me, how strong is the bond between you and your team? Do you think you can Mega-Evolve?"
She stands up, slowly levitating into the air.
She looks up, opening her eyes. A baleful red glow emits from them.
F!Robin(?): Yes. yes this will do quite nicely.
Rin is muttering under her breath about an "Edelfelt" and cursing that she's been distracted from her current mission.
And also just generally cursing.
It's probably nothing.
edited 31st Mar '18 11:06:34 PM by Izshta
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.