-Ever is typing away, when Brie wakes up from a nap-

Ever: Morning.

Brie: It's...midafternoon.

Ever: Time isn't real.

Brie: Have you slept?

Ever: Your voice seems to have improved.

Brie: Yeah, I should be out by tomorrow.

Ever: Cool...

-he yawns hugely-

Brie: ...So, again, have you slept? I mean, I've been asleep for a while, but I don't remember you not being here.

Ever: Nah, nah. Essay to write, you know.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

After reading up on a department store in Lilycove City, where they sell furniture for Secret Bases, the group decides to fly to Hoenn, with Leo temporarily taking the scarf off Automa's arm, making him turn back into a Golurk so they could fly there.

During the flight to Lilycove, Cerbeau and Leo were trying to make Automa calm down, who was still unresponsive, but flew the team there nonetheless.

At Lilycove City...

Leo: Okay...where's that department store?

Cerbeau: <Hmm...> *looks around, then points* <Pretty sure it's somewhere over there.>

Leo: Okay, then lets get moving! *runs in that direction*

Cerbeau: *gives the orange scarf back to Automa, tying it back on his arm the same way Leo did*

Human!Automa: *follows along with Cerbeau, but doesn't talk*

Cerbeau: <This is just until Rocky melts out!> *no response from Automa* <...This is kinda like getting him a brother! ...Or sister.>

[insert something relating to myself here]

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Mauville airport hotel

Lila walked through the nearby gardens to a quiet place where she could let out her pokemon. There was also a convenient pond so she could release her mantine too.

Lila:Come on out, everyone!

All of her pokemon popped out of their pokeballs.

Marie: <Finally! That was a long time to be cooped up in my pokeball!>

Lila:Sorry about that! there was no place where it would have been safe to let you out!

Marie:-to the other mons-<Wait, did I miss something? I could have sworn Lila just understood me.>

Isla: <It would seem so. Don't you think so too, tutti?>

Tutti: <Yeah, either that or we're all dreaming the same thing.>

Remi: <That does seem unlikely, but if we are, then how about I wake you all up!>

Remi proceeded to squirt everyone in the face with water.

Yubie: <Ack! What was that?! Am I under attack?>

Sapphire: <Hey! Cut that out or you will ruin my beautiful wings!>

Lila giggled.

Lila: So this is what goes on when this happens! It's like a soap opera!

Lila's mons turned to stare at her.

Lila: Oh, yes! I called all you guys out here to show you something super cool! Watch this!

Lila pulled the scarf out of her bag and tied it round her wrist, turning again into a cleffa.

Cleffa!Lila: <Look at me! I'm a cleffa now!>

Marie: <Woah..>

Remi: <Cool!>

Isla: <Cuute!>

Tutti: <Interesting...>

Yubie: <So that explains it!>

Sapphire:<Attention hog! Hello? I am over here!>

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

 Dewford 

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Gabrielle: "Have Aurora heal and bathe the Houndoor and then release her back into the wild."

-Serena salutes.-

Serena: <You sure you don't wanna keep her?>

-Gabrielle pauses, considering.-

Gabrielle: "Ask her when she wakes."

---

-Jess awakes in a PMC room, his Poké Balls nearby. Everyone's memories of their time on the Mobius Airship are gone, replaced with memories of vacationing in Alola.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

-a text appears on Tagg's phone!-

-it's fortunate that he's hopefully currently looking at the text from Maggie so it actually shows up in a texting app-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-"Homer, groggy, sits up. His head feeling like it was ran over with a truck."-

Homer: Ah, god, need to stop drinking... a lot.

-"Homer looks around and realizes that he's in a pokemon center."-

Homer: Huh, did they let me crash here last night? -he sighs and lets his mons out of their balls- Okay everybody, let's get going we have a lot of work to do-

-"Just then, Mokuba rushes past Homer and stands dramatically on the table."-

Mokuba: <You're ruler is here!>

Anubis: <...What are you doing?>

Mokuba, shrugging: <I don't know, it just feels oh so right.>

-"Houndour wakes up"-

Let's all have fun

 Dewford 

edited 18th Mar '18 4:21:19 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Lanakilla Center

Lane:I mean...she still finds uses for it...

-shrug-

Molayne's Chamber

-BRICK-

Magnazone Fainted!

Iggy:Yay! We'll win in no ti-

Molayne sent out Metagross!

-me...?!

Metagross:-various train noises-

Iggy:oh no

Molayne:Zen Headbutt!

Metagross:-train intensifies-

-It charges at Pillion-

-...who takes the time to stop.-

-Set the bag of bricks down-

-Tamp out his pipe-

-refill it-

-light up-

-Take a few puffs-

-blow a few smoke rings-

-sit down-

-stick his pipe in his mouth-

Pillion:<Meheh. Welp. That's that I suppose.>

Metagross:-literally a steam locomotive-

Pillion Fainted!

Iggy:-poofy cheeks-

Metagross:-wooden train whistle toy sounds-

-Iggy thinks-

-And thinks-

-A Nd thinks some more-

-Finger snap!-

-Iggy puts her fingers to her mouth and whistles loudly-

Iggy:Go, Louis! :D

-A ball opens and out comes a Swalot holding a Custap Berry!-

Louis: o3o <Allo.>

Metagross:-perturbed toot-

Louis: 3o3

Iggy:Nature Power!

Louis:<Okie.>

-Louis holds up the berry, which becomes a turret of Ghost energy!-

Metagross:-broken whistle chirps-

-also loses half health-

Molayne:Zen Headbutt once more!

Metagross:-Shinkansen-

-It rams into Louis...and goes boioing-

Metagross:-toy train...?-

Louis:@3@

-Louis boioings up!-

-...and back down!-

Louis used Earthquake! Enemy Metagross fainted!

Iggy:Woo hoo! One more!

Lanakilla Center

-Beat-

-Beat-

Lane:...Maria.

Maria:Yeees~?

Lane:You have a weird Swalot.

Maria:I know~. o3o

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

 Dewford 

edited 18th Mar '18 4:49:30 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Lilycove Department Store

Leo: Oh hey, they're selling stuff up here, too.

Cerbeau: *looking at the stuff they're selling* <Well then,> *catching himself when realizing they're in public* <August->

Leo: *confused* Why "August"?

Cerbeau: <We're in public, Leo. Calling a human "Automa" might turn a few heads.>

Leo: Good point. *goes to the 4th floor* I'll be right back, I saw a doll in the last floor that I really want.

Cerbeau: <Don't be too long!>

edited 18th Mar '18 5:01:32 PM by Reuknighted

[insert something relating to myself here]

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

The Peon might see that there is a new job request for Delta.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

The Peon looks over the request and instantly heads back, "Sir Delta. We have a job request?"

Delta looks over at the Peon and takes the tablet and looks over the request, "Most know about the Guild if they placed a request for me..."

The Job Request reads something like

edited 18th Mar '18 6:11:02 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Delta quirked a brow, "Zatara. Know anything about Pokemons looking like humans?"

~Illusions, pokemon that learned the move transform, freaks of science and nature.~

Delta nodded and turned to the Peon, "Prepare a dropship instantly, this will be a interesting capture."

The Peon saluted and ran off, "Zatara. Gather the others."

Zatara grinned and snapped his fingers, vanishing in a puff of smoke.

Delta set about checking that he had his tools on hand and looked at the new model petrifier, it was different from the arm mounted cannons of old, it would prove... interesting.

-A dark figure with dark designs deigned to drag himself to this doomed domain to achieve dire directives despite the distance from his dreary demesne.-

-Silently the Dark One pulls out a small green stone and throws it up in the air. The stone floats for a moment...-

-... Before falling to the dirt.-

Rumplestiltskin: What.

-Rumple repeats trying to activate the tracer spell several before summoning the Dark One Dagger to his hand and pointing at nearby boulder.-

-The boulder is blasted apart, leaving a flat surface facing the irate being. Rumple points the dagger at the green stone, causing the stone to glow a faint purple. After a brief moment the stone flies at the newly created stone surface and traces a series of lines that glow green, taking the shape of a galleon.-

Rumplestiltskin: -waving the dagger- Where?

-A series of runes and images appear, which the Dark One seems to understand.-

Rumplestilskin: This is good news. Now I think it's time I see a mermaid about meeting a kraken.

-The Dark One is following the green stone as it zigzags through the air before it knocks up against a chest with a large lock on it.-

Rumplestultskin: Please. This one is even more stupid than the other...

-The Dark One casually snaps and the lock disappears and the chest opens.-

-Striding forward, the Dark One smiles victoriously at the large emerald sitting on top of the other gold and jewels. Rumplestiltskin comically looks to his left and to his right.-

Rumplestiltskin: Well then. Since no one is here, I'll help myself.

-Rumplestiltskin grabs the emerald and lifts out of the box. But no sooner has the Dark One turned around to leave, does the emerald fly out of his hand and returns to the top of the pile of treasure in the chest.-

Rumplestiltskin: What in the...

-The Dark One tries to take the emerald several more times, but he can't disappear nor move it more than a step way from the chest, nor could the chest be moved itself.-

-Now extremely irritated, the Dark One sprinkles some unknown dark substance on the chest, creating a small, swirling gray cloud to form.-

-This obviously meant something to Rumpletstilkin, because the Dark One looked livid.-

Rumplestiltskin: -slightly composing himself- Well played, dearie. But I can't imagine every man on this wreck to be the steadfastly loyal type...

edited 18th Mar '18 7:05:16 PM by keys2tkingdom

Plusle: -waving an encumbered paw- <Oh, no, no, not overboard in the slightest~>

Minun: -happily- <Mmm~>

Human!Thespi: -bowing- It is an honor to meet you as well!

Say, uh, Al, sir, esteemed-royal-majesty, did you happen to see a pile of pirate-y flotsam thanks, 'Pod trailing...fairy dust(?) float by?

-at "flotsam", Tripod projects an image on a Light Screen of the fleeing, floating pirate ship-

Human!Ceal: -muttering- Still can't believe we d-didn't manage to sink the d-damn thing...

No mind to think. No will to break.

A certain daycare worker is here, cleaning up for the night.

Aladdin: <Uh, kinda? I saw something flying through the sky, went to check it out, found some bandits trying to steal something and... well, stole it from them and brought it back here.>

The Monferno gives some indignant Monferno noises.

Aladdin: <Well, I miiight save something in there I found for Jasmine, but I don't think we really need any of that stuff as much now.>

Chum: -to Ceal- <Speaking from experience, Pixie Dust's a bitch.>

Rumpelstiltskin might hear the voice of a Barbaracle just outside the hold.

Barbaracle: <Ngh... this ship's still a mess and the captain's furious. What good's this Mobius stuff if it can't help us fix the ship?>

<...Granted, we probably wouldn't have gotten out of there without it, but still.>

edited 18th Mar '18 6:36:56 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-Rumplestiltskin decides to listen to see if this would be an easy mark for him and quickly disappears from sight.-

edited 18th Mar '18 7:04:42 PM by keys2tkingdom

The dropship lands and Delta steps off putting on his helmet, tactical feeds on, Peons behind him, Mazinger beside him.

"Well, there's the target location... now to find the Mighteyana."

One of the Peons spoke up, "Sir the request also said the target may take human shape."

Delta looked over everyone and quirked a brow, "Well then. Good thing we have new tools."

The team approached the building, Delta tosses a few of the Scanners into the air and they take flight, flying into the daycare, soft blue light coming from their scanning beams as they float about.

One gets near Gogie.

Agrabah

Ammy exhaled, glad to have that one squared away, her shirt accordingly bearing the “名” character.

She stayed silent as Al explained things. “Where to?” She demanded as the shirt started bouncing through four different kanji: 東、西、北、南.

Xatu materialized, meeting Amy’s gaze. She shook her head, realizing that she was moving too fast for reason. <We will probably go soon, but I do not think that your desire to do this quickly will be very conducive to victory.>

“You can’t think of why,” the human fox deadpanned, her shirt going from its slowing cycle into “思”.

<Just don’t be so excitable,> he summarized.

Pinwheel Mishmash

“So, are we going to get that Rabbid into custody or...?” Colt asked as he returned Sylveon and grabbed the Orange Scarf as it drifted down. He stuffed it in his pocket and summoned a reticule from everyone’s vantage that had the Rabbid with the visor in the middle.

edited 18th Mar '18 6:59:56 PM by AbsentCoder

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