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Hatbox is a Murkrow, Silent Reverence.

-Hatbox just moves to one side and avoids Garchomp's attack, then goes on with his Dramatic Reading-

Hatbox: "I am created by the evil scintist" he sayd!!!!! "I will destoy all the roads and no one can go on them!" "No! Then people are tarpped and tehy will be stuck!"

-Now the Garchomp is being tortured by Badfic-

edited 3rd Jun '11 11:14:56 PM by PippingFool

Hatbox knows Chatter, because Hatbox is weird like that.

Latias: I got us a room in his hotel already. King size bed and everything. -starts to lead Susan to the hotel-

Good night. Pentigan, take over for Latias if you want.

-Is laughing his butt off at the horrible badfic-

Tobias:I applaud you for keeping such a foolishly mentally challenged duck. But even that won't help you.

-Garchomp returned underground and attempts another Giga Impact.-

Do Garchomp even have ears?

edited 3rd Jun '11 11:18:45 PM by Pikaninja7

Scurries down to the arena, but Latios is gone by the time he reaches.

— Vermins! *picks random pebble and makes an obvious effort to throw it to the border of the arena*

Still decided to see the Latios or talk to the guy. Will sleep and plan head in my hotel room, which I will reach BY WALKING!

g'night I guess — tomorrow I should be in circa 11am, tha is, ~10 hrs from now

Oh and thanks for the invite RP PEF Ers!

EDIT: @Pikaninja: yes they have; they use sound to announce themselves to potential mates

edited 3rd Jun '11 11:22:10 PM by SilentReverence

Susan: Ooh. -Follows-

Me: -Follows too, just to get to the hotel- <I wonder who my roomate is...>

Those things on the side of Garchomps head could be considered ears

-Hatbox reenacts a scene from his badfic by literally flying into space, avoiding the attack once more before Teleportaling back to the battlefield-

Hatbox: "Impossible! I! Cannot be stopped!" Then explosion. When good Digimon came back he wanted find his girfrend but she leaved. It was too late.

edited 3rd Jun '11 11:20:58 PM by PippingFool

Did Hatbox just...!?

Tobias:Easily countered. Garchomp, partially submerge yourself and use "tactic C".

-The Garchomp sunk into the ground until all that remained was the top of its head. Suddenly, a sandstorm picked up and its howls drowned out all sounds in the arena.-

-Hatbox, seemingly unaffected by the sandstorm, goes over to the Garchomp and starts pecking it in the head. Giving Garchomp a really bad headache-

edited 3rd Jun '11 11:27:05 PM by PippingFool

-trying its best to ignore the current pecking, Garchomp proceeded to part 2 of the "tactic", and used Double Team-

Considering Tobias to represent a practical trainer in an anime environment, you can probably guess what "Tactic C" is.

-Goes to the assigned room and finds it empty except for someones luggage-

Humph... Well, at least I know I have a roommate...

I don't watch the anime.

-Now seeing multiple heads in the sand, Hatbox decides to play hopscotch on them. When he gets to the real head, he starts scratching it with his very sharp talons and makes Garchomp's headache even worse. After a while of getting her head clawed Garchomp bursts out of the ground-

Tobias's Garchomp: Screw This, I'm Outta Here!

-Garchomp has left the building-

edited 4th Jun '11 7:53:09 PM by PippingFool

Tobias:Hmph. Go, Wobbuffet.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-buffet

-Hatbox looks at the new Pokemon in the arena-

Hatbox: Will you listen to Hatbox's stories!?

-Hatbox starts reading Digimon VS Predator-

edited 3rd Jun '11 11:38:08 PM by PippingFool

Wobbuffet:-stares/squints a bit- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-buffet. <Okay.>

-A few Dramatic Readings later-

Hatbox: So what does Wobbufett think of Hatbox's stories?

-Fool is playing a game with pebbles on the ground-

edited 3rd Jun '11 11:42:18 PM by PippingFool

<Nadia: "(*yawns*) H-How is that little bird holding up so well?">

<Lardna: "Maybe I'm just tired, but I have no clue at this point...">

-Teala is asleep and Vlad is dozing off, drooling-

<Vlad: "Hey... (*yawns*) What a pretty blue statue...">

<Shaun: "We should probably go find an inn, Tracer...">

"Alright, if Hatbox's match doesn't wrap up soon, we'll just ask the others in the morning how it turned out..."

Wobbuffet:-is crying manly tears-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-buffet! <That was such a great story! You, are a literary genius! I especially loved the ending!>

Tobias:Why did I choose you again?

edited 3rd Jun '11 11:45:28 PM by Pikaninja7

Hatbox: Wobbufett has same opinion about Hatbox that Woolly has! Hatbox is so proud!

-After seeing this new found friendship, Fool pains herself in giving the next order-

Hatbox... use Toxic I'm so sorry Hatbox....

-Hatbox, having no choice, uses Toxic on Wobbufett while his guard is down-

Hatbox: Hatbox so sorry! Hatbox has to follow orders! Hatbox doesn't want really hurt Wobbufett, but Hatbox must! Please forgive Hatbox later!

edited 3rd Jun '11 11:47:36 PM by PippingFool

-Eyebrow cock-

Man this is strange.

-Wobbuffet salutes as he succumbs to the poison.-

I am glad to have met a revolutionary author.

Tobias:Just die already.-doesn't bother to return him- Go Salamence.

-Vlad has fallen asleep, still drooling-

<Milo: "Nngh... Huh?! I'm awake!">

<Nadia: "(*yawns*) How much longer is this going to take?">

-Lardna is looking at the field, dazed and semi-concious-

<Shaun: "Tracer...">

"All right, we'll call it a night."

-Recalls Lardna, Vlad, Milo, and Teala and leaves arena looking for a hotel-

This will be my last post tonight.

edited 3rd Jun '11 11:51:48 PM by TracerBullet

-Hatbox salutes the brave soul-

Hatbox: He was the finest Wobbufett I've ever known... *sniff*

Okay this is getting to sentimental.

-Fool recalls Hatbox-

Now, do your magic Michelle!

-Sends out Michelle-

<Michelle>: <HIYA! Damn I'm in a good mood today!>