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ParadoxialStratagem The Eccentric Electric from On Melancholy Hill Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Hiding
The Eccentric Electric
#520626: Dec 8th 2017 at 12:27:28 PM

Route 19:

The trainer would continue searching through the tall grass, while Chopper remained close behind. The Machop would be the first to notice a shadow looming over the two not long after the duo stopped for a moment while the young man looked around his surroundings.

"Ma-MACHOP?!"

,<"Aaah, what is that?!"> Chopper would exclaim, catching the attention of his trainer.

"Chopper what is i—-Oh man, that guy looks tough!" The young man would ask before suddenly noticing the towering pokemon behind him. While feeling uneasy about unexpectedly encountering such a mon, the trainer put on a smirk, not wanting to appear fearful before pulling out a pokeball.

"You are going to make a great addition to this team!" The young man remarked before pressing a button and throwing the Pokeball at the Zekrom.

edited 8th Dec '17 2:19:52 PM by ParadoxialStratagem

Living The Fever Dream
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#520627: Dec 8th 2017 at 12:41:20 PM

Route 19

The ball failed! Don't be a thief!

-The Zekrom shimmers and fades away, a Zoroark in its place-

Zoroark: <Aw man. That stunt usually works.>

-A man in a nice coat, scarf, and hat runs up to the Zoroark-

Man: Reynard! What are you up to this ti-

-blinks at the Trainer-

Oh. Hello there.

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BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#520628: Dec 8th 2017 at 1:26:11 PM

This Ain't No Whomping Willow, This Ain't No Whispy Woods

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-There is a loud wood-creaking sound, and Dekarule's roots glow and sink deeper into the ground.-

Dekarule used Ingrain!

-Meanwhile, the vine gripping the sword lashes out on its own. It swings through the air, and the entire area seems to get unsettlingly chilly and windy.-

Dekarule(?) used Ominous Wind!
Dekarule was healed by Ingrain!

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edited 8th Dec '17 1:26:38 PM by BittersweetNSour

Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#520629: Dec 8th 2017 at 1:27:46 PM

Driftveil

Kuu: -She grins at Kaito, and despite the deafening thunderclap of a facepalm, is still somewhat focused on what she was earlier- "I think first though I'd prefer to watch you, Kai~ Maybe then I'll allow myself a chance to be embarrassed and outshone, but first I'd like to see a master performing their art on the grandest stage."

Kuu: -She looks at Gabe, and shrugs, the Butterfree and Masquerain on her shoulders bobbing from the movement- "I believe I have made some fast friends here that would be delighted to assist me~"

-She looks at Colton-

Kuu: "Oh no offense taken~ Though you may want to pick better phrases than "real" you. Everyone has multiple facets, some of which are only shown under certain circumstances. This doesn't make them fake The me you see is the me you know, and it is me."

-Cytosol dives into her mind and watches... nothing-

-Then a flash and a massive gleaming silver orb shines in the sky as water spreads out over the nothing, and plants and beasts spawn forth from that-

-In a dizzying abridgment of creation there are only visuals of what she is remembering, no thoughts or ability to glean intentions-

-There are snapshots of beautiful treebound cities and expansive fantastical landscapes-

-A slight fuzziness as then there is only the view of a woman with pointy ears and a dress that is helaciously poofy, and her traveling with a large group of other people-

-The review ends abruptly when the woman is interacting with another, with long black and red hair, garbed in robes and regalia that only just fell short of being scandalous-

-She looks at Cytosol-

"Satisfied, Solosis?"

Verax's Villa

Verax: "Well you've calmed down. Interesting new personality twist."

-He shrugs- "But yeah I get that. Deserts suck. Sand is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Ice cream and other deserts such as butterscotch cake are a gift to the world. But I think Cipher is always gonna be a part of me. Well, until I burn it out by the roots. Which. Well." -He gestures vaguely around him-

"So, what brings you to the neighborhood? I would make a cheesey ice cream related flirtatious pick up line, but I'm trying to scale back from that. Rest assured though, I have twelve."

edited 8th Dec '17 1:30:26 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#520630: Dec 8th 2017 at 1:47:53 PM

Driftveil City

Cytosol: <...>

-she seems a little stunned, but nods-

PEFE!Every: What did you do to her?

Ever: Exposed her to the consequences of her actions, presumably.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#520631: Dec 8th 2017 at 1:49:50 PM

Joyous Forest

Shaun: "Fuck"

-Ace is unaffected for two obvious reasons. Shaun huddles behind Celena, who, like Tsunami, doesn't seem all to bothered. Yet. Jessica, however...she wobbles a bit.-

Jessica: <That all you got?>

-She Flamethrowers. Tsunami's still slashing at Dekarule. Ace gazes down.-

Shaun: *to Celena* "Get ready..."

-He raises his hand into the sky.-

Excellent.

-Ace angles downward and plummets while Celena quite literally rockets upward at an angle. They're both aiming for the sword - Shaun has one hand outstretched, and Ace has both talons open. It should be obvious what they're doing.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#520632: Dec 8th 2017 at 1:51:40 PM

   DOOM FOREST OF DOOM   

Gina: ...Guys, target the sword!

-Celica Dragon Claws the vine holding the sword. Duolis shifts to Aegislash and Shadow Claws it, while Apodice Ice Punches-

Driftveil

Gabe: I could demonstrate battles to you as well!

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DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#520633: Dec 8th 2017 at 1:57:52 PM

Team Iron Auxiliary Base

-Johanna Aulstyne was quite glad that she couldn't get headaches anymore.-

-The mere idea that a human could transform into a legendary, or vice versa, would have been enough to get people riled up. Video evidence, on the other hand, sent things into so far of a tailspin that she had to set up guards with the explicit purpose of preventing Previa, Raines, and Orlandeau from exchanging blows in a physical altercation.-

-On top of that, reports were coming in from Unova about some weird shit. Mentions of the bastard xenomorph of a successor to Team Flare, using some sort of interdimensional energy. Mentions of a war party of Pawniard raging through populated areas.-

-On the plus side, Previa had, in what is reported to be a rather productive game of "tequila shot poker", managed to develop the blueprints for a device that can track teleports with decent accuracy by hijacking weather reporting stations. And the second she finds where those stupid School psychos are hiding, she's going to tear that place up faster than an A-10 Warthog.-

-And then, of course, one of her security chiefs came to her and asked if he could train up a squad of Pokemon to specifically counter a horde of Pawniard. Apparently the man's got a grudge, so she let him.-

-That leads us to this most recent absurdity.-

Aulstyne: You chose... monkeys.

Security Chief Collins: Yes, ma'am! Passimian, the only Fighting-Types I know that can work in large squads in seamless formation to rival those of a Bisharp-led war party! Alright boys, roll call!

-The primates stand up straight, shoulder to shoulder.-

Passimian #1: <Bruiser, central lineman!>

Passimian #2: <Bowler, left lineman!>

Passimian #3: <Stomper, right lineman!>

Passimian #4: <Phaser, right flanker!>

Passimian #5: <Outplayer, left flanker!>

Passimian #6: <Jackmerius Traktheritriz, squad leader. Goomba University!>

-The other Passimian all turn to look at him.-

Passimian #6: <Scholarship.>

-The other nod in approval.-

Aulstyne: *Sigh*

BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#520634: Dec 8th 2017 at 2:07:34 PM

Driftveil City

-Kaito blushes-

Kaito: I-I, um, if you insist! There's nothing about being inexperienced to be embarrassed by, though, it takes time to learn something like this, and you just got here! Everybody starts somewhere, right? I-in fact, I could help teach you, if you want.

Verax's Villa

-Paula looks mock offended-

Paula: Verax Lakirid, I come all the way over from Alola to visit you for the first time in four years and you don't even grace me with a pickup line? I'm insulted. Hurt, even. You wound me.

edited 8th Dec '17 2:14:11 PM by BittersweetNSour

ParadoxialStratagem The Eccentric Electric from On Melancholy Hill Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Hiding
The Eccentric Electric
#520635: Dec 8th 2017 at 2:12:07 PM

Route 19:

Both the young trainer and Chopper are surprised to see the pokeball insta-fail its attempt to capture the Zekrom, and are caught even more offguard when the Zekrom suddenly disappears only to have a Zoroark replace it.

"You should be more careful with your pets, I could have stolen if I were some punk," The trainer tells the man, mildly annoyed at the fact that he basically wasted a pokeball on an illusion.

edited 8th Dec '17 2:19:00 PM by ParadoxialStratagem

Living The Fever Dream
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#520636: Dec 8th 2017 at 2:12:13 PM

Driftveil City

Colton reflexively summoned his Dark Pulse Orbitars and grabbed 9-Volt's Great Ball. "Need someone to practice against?" He asked. "I'd be more than happy to assist you," he offered.

"Can't speak for my own team, but if Sylveon's getting feisty..." he mused. Then he only now noticed his Dark Pulse Orbitars, reabsorbing them into himself out of embarrassment. He reconsidered and drew his scarf.

"I'll throw myself into the ring if you don't want to fight," he offered, looking to his pocket containing his Pokeballs.

Rei materialized. <Sylveon and Lucario are both recovering, Julius isn't in the mood, Helmsman isn't even responding, and Ammy left the moment I offered. So that's a no for 5 out of 7. Sorry,> she apologized before returning herself.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#520637: Dec 8th 2017 at 2:40:28 PM

Route 19

Man: ...Reynard's like that.

Reynard: <...You're not wrong.>

Man: Sorry for scaring you like that.

edited 8th Dec '17 2:40:36 PM by Umbramatic

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Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#520638: Dec 8th 2017 at 3:24:13 PM

Driftveil

Kuu: "You mentioned a tournament? We could go and watch~"

-She covers her mouth with the back of her hand- "And I won't reject the opportunity for an experienced artist to lead me in my guiding strokes into this field, but, well. I'd be more than happy to let anyone assist me~ Though I think I know the basics."

-She looks over at PEFE!Every- "Me? I did nothing. I just informed her of an option she had at her disposal. Her reach, it seems, exceeded her grasp. Or at the very least her expectations."

-She looks at PEFE!Every, up and down- "Will you join us, though? Or are you such a slave to your work that you're just going to excuse yourself and leave all your friends here, alone? We'd love to have you, Every."

Verax's Villa

Verax: -He smirks and reclines back- "..."

-There's a beat of silence and then he frowns- "Nah I'm just not in the mood. I almost had it. I have brain-freeze, and since the dessert is gone the only sweet thing I could get it from is you. ... But that feels so... awkward. Man I'm really out of it. Speaking of though, may be the brain freeze, may be you, but I don't think you answered my question."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#520639: Dec 8th 2017 at 3:41:20 PM

Driftveil

-PEFE!Every flushes bright red-

PEFE!Every: ...I'll come with. Someone ought to be in full command of their senses here.

- Ever mirrors Kuu's giggle. PEFE!Every turns slightly redder-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#520640: Dec 8th 2017 at 3:50:59 PM

Verax's Villa

-Paula giggles and ruffles Verax's hair-

Paula: Hey, it's the thought that counts. You gave it a shot.

-She grins-

Paula: Anyway, I'm just here because I've heard through the grapevine that you've been pretty busy lately. You know how unreliable those grapevines are, though, so I wanted to hear it from you. Besides, I missed your dumb beautiful face. Sucks for ol' Rosie that she didn't recognize it, doesn't it?

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#520641: Dec 8th 2017 at 4:08:26 PM

Driftveil

-Gabe nods and winks at PEFE!Every before turning back to Kuu-

Gabe: Watching experienced Trainers might be best, yeah...

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Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#520642: Dec 8th 2017 at 4:29:47 PM

Verax's Villa

Verax: -He looks up and laughs- "Yeah. Sucks for her. Good girl. Not quite as excitable as you, not the same devious expressions. So yeah, missed yours too, you dweeb."

-He sighs sadly- "But yeah, in this case, the ole rotted grapevine that really would be better used to make wine at this point got it right. I've been busy. Trying to run basically anti-Cipher. ... I need a better name for it. What's something that's like a cipher but not? Cryptogram? Crypt. Sure. I've been trying to run Crypt here for a while and burn out Cipher and.. well. Life's not an easy thing."

-He pauses as if musing something, then nods- "How'd you find me though? I've been trying to keep a low profile since technically I'm supposed to be dead. Like. Executed dead."

Driftveil

Kuu: "... Actually, if you're all talented enough, why not just demonstrate for me here, what it's like? You all seem sufficiently talented. I'd love a show~"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#520643: Dec 8th 2017 at 4:33:13 PM

Driftveil City

-Kaito beams-

Kaito: I'd love to!

-They look at Ever-

Kaito: You know, it's been a while since our last battle, and didn't that, like... cut off in the middle because something happened? We should fix that.

Verax's Villa

-Paula pauses.-

Paula: ...Wanna see for yourself how?

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#520644: Dec 8th 2017 at 4:50:36 PM

Driftveil

Assuming that a delegation was about to ensue here and now, Colton elected to stand by Kuu, for two reasons.

“If you have any questions, just tell me,” he offered. “Oh, and uh...” he paused, reaching into his jacket and pulling out his scarf. “Put this on. Trust me, it’ll save us both a lot of embarrassment.

“Unless you can already understand ‘monese’, as I’ve heard it get called.” He added.

Va-ru Desert

“What the hell,” he shrugged, hopping out of the pod. “Take over, I don’t care.”

edited 8th Dec '17 4:51:20 PM by AbsentCoder

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#520645: Dec 8th 2017 at 4:52:56 PM

Driftveil

- Ever giggles-

Ever: Sounds delightful.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#520646: Dec 8th 2017 at 5:13:58 PM

Verax's Villa

-He pushes himself off the couch he was leaning on-

"I'm down. Balth!"

-The Hydreigon yawns and lazily makes his way down from the upstairs bedroom-

Balthazar: <Yeah, V?>

Verax: "We're going on a trip!"

Balthazar: <I'm still on a trip>

Verax: "So that's where my brownies went."

Balthazar: <This room is so small...>

Verax: "Anyhow yeah let's get going friendo."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#520647: Dec 8th 2017 at 5:18:29 PM

Verax's Villa

-Paula laughs-

Paula: Calm your tits, pretty boy, we're not going anywhere. What I was talking about was this.

-She takes off her sunglasses. Her eyes are flecked with glitchy static — not to the point of horrifying concealment, not anymore, but it's still there, clouding her eyes.-

Paula: Like I said. Glitch stuff was involved. It used to be a lot more ugly.

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#520648: Dec 8th 2017 at 5:21:16 PM

Driftveil

-Gabe shrugs-

Gabe: Worth a shot. I'll pair up with Kaito.

Pudding: <Fight me, bitches!>

edited 8th Dec '17 5:21:26 PM by Umbramatic

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Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#520649: Dec 8th 2017 at 5:26:25 PM

Verax's Villa

Verax: "... Well go back upstairs Balthy."

Balthazar: <FRIEND>

-He tackles Paula and laps at her with his face and hand heads- <Friend.>

-He then stops and drifts back upstairs-

Verax: "... So. Glitch. I've only ever seen like, three. And. Whoooooaaa boy. That was not fun. My less attractive clone got Bane'd by it. ... And then the other one blew up a mountain. And then the third one blew a small city sized fortress out of the sky and killed 3/4ths of the people I'd brought with me. So, full disclosure, you start doing anything funky, you're next stop is probably being wrestled to the ground in a headlock while I pray for dear life."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#520650: Dec 8th 2017 at 5:38:46 PM

Verax's Villa

-Paula smirks-

Paula: Verax if you ever wrestle me to the ground it damn well better be in private and not because I'm going glitchy.

-She puts her sunglasses back on-

Paula: But yeah, that's why. It's going away a bit now, probably because it's been almost ten months since the thing that did it got stomped into oblivion by Arceus himself. This shit's just residual from me using the glitch to break out of Dashedreams. Stings, hurts when I see bright lights, but it also has its perks in that I can see a whole shitload of things I shouldn't be allowed to see, know things I shouldn't know, that sort of deal.


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