Not A Lawyer
PEFE Island
Lucius: ...Y'know, I can live with that if it means getting to keep all my organs.
Bishop: <Nobody's getting dissected. You can stop trembling.>
Lucius: I'm not trembling! Even if I was, a fear response would be a totally rational reaction to some crazy scientist lady who wants to try and keep me in a specimen jar!
Bishop: <You are extrapolating on her motivations somewhat here.>
Lucius: It's a logical assumption! She's a scientist, I'm sure she appreciates it!
Bishop just sighs.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Dunsparce Cloud
PEFE!Every: He's not wrong. I do appreciate a good logical assumption.
-beat-
PEFE!Every: So, uh, anyway, I was gonna grab some stuff from that base over there, but this seems more interesting. Where y'all headed?
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Not A Lawyer
PEFE Island
Lucius: Away from you, preferably!
Bishop: <Now that is rude.>
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Meet The New Boss
THE ISLAND
Gudrunn: No questions on my end, this seems familiar anyway.
Gina: I think I'm good!
Duolis: I think I can figure things out myself.
Anna 247: What are your licencing terms? This could be a great theme park!
edited 9th Nov '17 6:19:10 PM by Umbramatic
Contact Me!
Some Rando
Hyul Shoreline
Colton turned to his Stoutland.
Minister turned to his trainer.
They looked at each other for five seconds before laughing their heads off.
They laughed for about 8 seconds before turning to Jester.
“<Yeah, we aren’t touching them,>” they decided.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Dunsparce Cloud
PEFE!Every: ...Well, this is why I usually sedate test subjects.
Cytosol: <...Try again.>
PEFE!Every: ...Fine. I'm sorry I asked if I could take you apart and look at you. Now, can I come with you wherever you're going? I don't want to go back to Team Iron right now; they have even creepier scientists than me.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Hyul Island
".. That seems.. simple enough. Sure there's a catch, though."
"Oh, there's that. Yeah maybe this was a bad idea."
<You think?>
"Oh well, too late now."
edited 9th Nov '17 6:27:31 PM by Daydre
off the shits
Not A Lawyer
PEFE Island
Lucius just stares at PEFE!Every from behind Bishop.
Lucius: ...Hold up. Go back to Team Iron?
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Dunsparce Cloud
PEFE!Every: Uh, yeah. I joined them as a spy for you— you're welcome, by the way— so I've been sort of kicking around their base.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Not A Lawyer
PEFE Island
Lucius slaps his forehead.
Lucius: Oh, right, you're a spy! That makes it all better, then. Not only do I believe you one hundred percent, but every one of my previous doubts about you and your choice of career have vanished into the aether. Sure, come right along! We can walk and talk. I'll tell you my bank details as we go.
edited 9th Nov '17 6:52:14 PM by Herbert40k
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
The Wanderer
With Gabe, past
Then we should definitely scramble to the Entree as soon as possible.
Mt. Lanakila, today
From: Tagg
Well, there's two things I need to mention today.
1) Phoenix, one of the new folks, decided in an act of utter foolishness to try taking on Mobius by himself. He got captured, but they didn't confiscate his phone and the location's on, so they're currently above the Entree Forest in Unova.
2) Well, this probably doesn't mean anything to those of you who joined us after the fall of 2014, but to those who were, Lawrence Cain, also formerly known as Titan, leader of Team Neo-Galactic before his Admin's coup, finally passed from his ailments this afternoon. Lucius personally informed me and a few others of his passing, though we don't have any funeral arrangements as of yet.
edited 9th Nov '17 7:01:31 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Dunsparce Cloud
-PEFE!Every blinks a couple times-
PEFE!Every: ...I can assure you that I am loyal only to the PEFE. I owe them my life, or at least my ability to enjoy it, and regardless of my avocations I would never betray them.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
The GM House
-Dune and Deziree both check their phones.-
Dune: ... Huh.
Deziree: Oh, it's been a while since we've done a rescue mission. Maybe this time we won't get shot at with a fifty cal.
Dune: One can only hope.
From: Dune
Me and Dezi are in.
The Red Wings
-Cid reads the obituary. The one printed in this paper is short, concise.-
-It doesn't really help.-
-Cid sighs as he drops the paper back down on his desk. He remembers back to the old days, in Galactic. Back when he was called Ganymede.-
-They seem so long ago now.-
-Cid goes to his whiskey cabinet.-
Not A Lawyer
PEFE Island
Lucius: Oh, I believe you! After all, PEFE's totally trustworthy too, as is everyone in it and the profession they practice. We're all good here.
Bishop: <...I think you might be taking this all a bit too far.>
Lucius blinks at Bishop.
Lucius: ...Are you serious? Look at her! She's wearing all grey, speaking in a creepily quiet monotone, and wants to vivisect me for the sake of scientific progress. How many more "bad guy" flags do you need?
Bishop: <...You do know that you're also wearing->
Lucius: Not the point, Bishop!
edited 9th Nov '17 7:08:26 PM by Herbert40k
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Dunsparce Cloud
-PEFE!Every glares-
PEFE!Every: I'm not a bad guy! I nearly died trying to help you people out!
-Cytosol, meanwhile, is texting, and can't provide social assistance for PEFE!Every-
To: Tagg
From: Cytosol
Spark, Xeno, Checkmate, and our robot are still on board the ship. We'll see if we can help spring him.
To: Tagg
From: Ever
Crap...well, it's been a while since we had a nice raid.
Not A Lawyer
PEFE Island
Lucius folds his arms.
Lucius: I don't believe you! I've only got your word for it, and I think we've established how much that's worth.
Bishop: <...Lucius please stop trying to pick fights with total strangers being mostly friendly.>
Lucius: Shan't.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Dunsparce Cloud
-PEFE!Every frowns-
PEFE!Every: What?! When have I lied to you during this conversation?
Cytosol: <You probably would have noticed. She always giggles when she lies.>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Not A Lawyer
PEFE Island
Lucius: I don't know, but you're acting totally suspicious, and that's enough for me!
Bishop: <How is that in any way logical?>
Lucius: I don't need logic! She's the scientist, not me!
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
High Priestess of Fabulous
Psyche shrugs. ~I can also read minds, and everything seems to be on the up and up.~
"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin
Dunsparce Cloud
PEFE!Every: Well, fine. What would convince you I'm not a bad guy?
Cytosol: <I mean, from a moral standpoint—>
PEFE!Every: Let's not bring morals into this.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
High Priestess of Fabulous
~Honestly, both of y'all are assholes.~
"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin
Presumably this is different from Joe's Lucario... Wait, is this that fellow who was apparently at the party in a Casteliacone costume?
From: FeSO4
Well.
I'll try and help if I can.
From: Maggie
Woo! I'd be glad to help!
From: Hae-Won
-Hae-Won wonders for a bit if anyone will be curious how she got on the text chain after she sends it, but brushes it off-
Soujin: "Hm... any idea which way she went?"
Sophocles: "Oh, it's just... answer the security system questions.'
Question? What sound does this indicate?
Rampardos: <Think have what need.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Not A Lawyer
PEFE Island
Lucius seems briefly taken aback.
Lucius: I... I mean, you could help us get to this place called Mt. Lanakila, I guess?
Bishop: <...Lucius that is literally what she was offering to do in the first place.>
Lucius: Oh, and maybe give me some cash for the vending machine when we get there?
Bishop faceclaws.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
pain peko
-Shaun looks at Jester.-
Shaun: "Could you give me a second?"
From: Shaun
...How. How do you do something that stupid?
Anyway I'd help but I'm on a Glitch-imhabited island with Pent, Gudruun, Daydre, Colton, and a Rampardos and I don't think we can leave yet.
Send my condolences.
-Shaun puts his phone away.-
Shaun: "Alright who's ready to go and probably die? I know I am."
edited 9th Nov '17 7:40:45 PM by SwiftSeraph
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
"Oh no you can attack the Guardians. Just... Good luck," Jester Grinned.
The Guardian holding the snacks turned it's head around and aimed at a rock, a brilliant blue laser fired and blew up a rock into a small crater, "And that's with the pulsed blast! Beam cuts through things!"