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Poni Wilds

Readjusting his sweater, Colton heard a piece of paper crinkling in one of his pockets. He pulled it out, reminded of its contents.

The flier for the Bronze Birds dropped by that Decidueye.

He looked over it, also pulling out his phone and looking at the picture he took of Amaterasu's human form. She was kinda cute.

???eon: <Gasp! Not just a gumshoe, but a vigilante toucan!>

<Right, ahem.>

???eon: <I am the Silly Pidgey's Mon of Honor. We were having a rehearsal for the big day tomorrow. I remember Son X ate a few too many Landsat berries.>

<Anyways, I was with the Silly Pidgey in the dressing room, when suddenly she screamed. Or chirped really loud. Or remembered a commercial jingle. I can't read birds well.>

<Then something hit the back of my head and I whited out.>

edited 11th Oct '17 9:39:45 PM by Tangent128

Vast Poni Canyon

-Narrow blinks at the Trumbeak-

Narrow: <Well, uh...>

Lansat berries...those cause the user to be able to land effective criticals. Clearly, there was preparation...

Narrow: <Son X, you say? Son of Father X?>

Vast Poni Canyon

-The Trumbeak frowns-

Trumbeak: <Excuse me, I'm very much a woodpecker!>

-She stands back, letting Narrow do the detective work she herself is not qualified to perform-

Celena: {Actually, for a Celesteela, I'm pretty small...}

Shaun: "Celesteelas are one of the biggest UB species I've seen."

The screen is properly protective and keeps Elizabeth safe from the Ink Blots. Though everyone else might have a tough time at the moment.

Olivia and Oberon might spot the fact that they are near the Animation Archives.

Akala, Beach [Past]

Phaz smiles and chuckles

Phaz: "Yep~... Hey, at least I'm back in one piece."

Pokéworld Studio

Ashley is surprised and brandish menacingly a guitar at the ink blots.

Ashley: "Back off, theses costed a lot to tailor."

Akala, Beach - Past

Sergey nodded with a smile

Sergey: "Oh they would have had a big problem if not, believe me, Darling."

Ula'ula - Past

Alyesha: "Hihi, I think you're the first to call me 'Miss'~ And it's Alyesha~"

She then gave a thumbs up

Alyesha: "And one grill plate and one torteglioni a lá chef, coming right up~"

While she started cooking she looked back to Shaun and Ruby

Alyesha: "So, while you wait for your food, care to tell me a story~? I'm always eager to hear interesting tales from people"

Matvey: <Is that... an Empoleon on their back?>

Krasnaya: <...>

Matvey: <Maybe they wanted to know how other birdmons feel when flying?>

Vast Poni Canyon

Neon: Oh, OK! Nice to meet you, I'm Neon!

Kofun: -floats over to investigate the birdmons- <What in the heavens is going on here?>

Poni Wilds

Umbra: I'd assume the others are still at least pretty big?

Hoenn Battle Frontier

Lina: -sighs- After.

Poni Wilds

Drawing on his knowledge, Colton approached Umbra. "They actually vary fairly wildly. You already saw how big Blaster was, but they've actually recorded an average of around 27 to 31 feet - 8 to 10 METRES," he clarified. "Symbiont and Absorption are at most 1 meter taller than the average chump, Beauty you could probably meet at eye level, Lighting is as tall as two of me, and Blade are dinky little buggers, clocking in at a foot.

"Glutton is a good 6 metres, but whether that's length or height, I dunno either." He confessed.

Then he pulled out the note with all the info he gathered. "Scratch that," he began. "Symbiont has actually been recorded to - on its own - be at the height of a fourth grader: about one-point-five metres." He corrected.

edited 12th Oct '17 10:36:16 AM by AbsentCoder

Kaito's Apartment

Kaito: Ah. Okay. Sorry, just really curious about family history, you know? Not everyone has distant ancestors that are still alive, after all. Or significant changes to their family history on this level.

-They ponder for a moment-

Kaito: You know, Kaius hasn't paid a dream visit in a while...

Akala Beach [Past]

Chuckles

Phaz: "You'd have stormed in with Mireille and Magnus, shift in a Lopunny or something, go in a Omega Tank and shoot Dross. I can see it~"

Skala, Beach - Past

Sergey chuckled

Sergey: "Oh that you can be sure of, Darling~"

Poni Wilds

Umbra: Oh, huh. Must come from someplace pretty strange.

Hoenn Battle Frontier

Lina: Mabye he's due to visit me or Alli next.

Arika: I need to convince Aunt Yveltal to throw that guy a bone. And not a literal one this time either.

edited 12th Oct '17 12:12:03 PM by Umbramatic

Tapu Village

-Ludmilla wanders into town. She gets tense as she sees all the destroyed buildings, with the shopping mart in particular giving her some bad vibes.-

Ludmilla: I don't like it here. It feels... off.

Ajax: <I'm afraid this is the location of your next trial.>

-Ludmilla gets a sinking feeling in her gut.-

Poni Wilds

"I'm pretty dang sure they look at our own wildlife and think the same," Colton snarked.

Vast Poni Canyon (prev)

???eon: <Vigilante woodpecker. My apologies, it was rude of me to assume.>

-to Narrow- <The very same. Father X himself was not able to get parole to attend the ceremony. Probably because he was in jail for trying to murder the bride.>

<Child X was not kidnapped. Before I came to find you, xe seemed to be having an anxiety attack upon hearing about xer fiancee.>

Kaito's Apartment

Kaito: Maybe. Dare I ask about the bone?

Vast Poni Canyon

Trumbeak: <Apology accepted. I suppose it is a common misconception, we are related, but I'm a few steps away from being a toucan.>

edited 12th Oct '17 1:43:57 PM by BittersweetNSour

Poni Wilds

Umbra: ...Excellent point.

Hoenn Battle Frontier

Arika: You don't wanna know.

Vast Poni Canyon

Ever: Lit. I'm Ever.

Meanwhile

Estoc: <What's a toucan?>

Narrow: <Or...xe was having cold feet, and had xer brother kidnap the Silly Pidgey!>

Estoc: <Uh—>

Narrow: <We have to talk to xer now!>

Estoc: <Well, I can't see any way for that to go wrong.>

Lyra: <Lunala, these...things better not be Dark-types, or I'm screwed.>

Olivia: <Animation Archives...>

Oberon: <Is this the place where records of the moving pictures are stored?>

Olivia: <I imagine.>

-They begin looking around.-

Celena: {Huh? You can understand me?}

Shaun: "Those are, of course, averages. A giant Xurkitree attacked me once."

Shaun: "Nice to meet you, Alyesha."

Ruby: <Manners are hard to come by these days.>

Shaun: "A story? I suppose...what do you think, Ruby?"

Ruby: <About our adventures? Perhaps when we met Jessica, or something we've done on Alola?>

Shaun: "Hmm...well, the first one is shorter and has a happy ending. You know what Vulpixes are? The Kantonese kind, not the Alolan kind."

Vast Poni Canyon

Neon: My friend Alli's battling the kahuna person.

Meanwhile

Kofun: <Who is this silly Pidgey?>

Poni Wilds

Umbra: -to Shaun- ...Lovely.

 Vast Poni Canyon, past 

Mudsdale: -Loses a quarter of her health and goes for another Earthquake-

 Seafolk Village, yesterday 

-To Jackie-

I don't really fully get the pocket dimension stuff myself, but Umbra's a friend of mine, to keep it simply. Also, he's Locke's dad.

edited 12th Oct '17 4:51:37 PM by rmctagg09

Shaun: "Colton was there. So were some Aether employees."

-His mouth hardens.-

Shaun: "I saw a man die."

Pokeworld Studio B1

-Pent hangs out at the back of the group as the blots approach and rummages in his bag-

Alright, so don't want to stain the keytar... Did I remember to reinforce an umbrella?

-He glances up at the threatening blobbles and glances back down to find an umbrella-