Unfortunately for everyone, the floor cracked, and broke away, dumping them below. Zachary stopped giving chase.
Silas blinked, "Glitches? Ones and Zeros?"
edited 8th Oct '17 12:49:15 PM by EchoingSilence
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-Lyra and Elizabeth plummet to the ground. Olivia hovers above them before remembering Zachary and landing.-
Elizabeth: "Ow..."
Olivia: <At least he's not following us anymore.>
Lyra: <Yeah, probably because he can catch us later.>
Elizabeth: "Way to be optimistic."
Lyra: <I'm optimistic, not an idiot.>
-She and Liz sit up. Both are covered in minor wounds from falling through a wooden floor.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Asimov Space Crew Member
Pokéworld Studios
And here comes the crashing green-haired girl with a Garchomp and a hovering Porygon.
"...Ow."
She blinks and tries to stand up...
Amélie: "So... What now...? Maybe we should look around..."
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Curious Mind
Pokeworld Studios
Etran and Erebus fall to the floor below. Malice casually floats down.
<Sir, we have fallen!> Erebus exlaimed.
"I can see that, Erebus," Etran responded. "Return."
Etran sits up, grabs Erebus's ball, and recalls him.
Dunsparce Cloud
Wherever
-a popup appears on all of Tagg's devices-
Subject: Mobius
To: Dr. Tagg
From: Every Memito
Apologies for the formatting of this message. I don't actually have a phone here so I was forced to enlist the services of a Porygon.
Anyway, I've fallen in with a group calling themselves Mobius, who claims to study the multiverse (which, apparently, exists. Did you know that? I didn't, and I didn't want to). I'm sending you this because you should probably be aware that a group with like...a fifty-fifty chance of being evil is currently lurking in the Alola skies.
Also, you won't be able to teleport onto their ship because I hooked it up with a teleport jammer. People really shouldn't let me leave HQ; it turns out I'll basically work for anybody.
Also also, their leader looks weirdly like Dr. Eggman from those games about the Sandslash. It's a little uncomfortable really. He's got this weird issue with killing, too, which is why the ship has a teleport jammer and not a teleport disruptor like any sensible security system would.
Also also also, speaking of Sandslash, one of their employees is a robot Sandslash. Is that normal?
Mobius Airship
PEFE!Every: Well, that should be everything.
Porygon: <You know you're just...spilling Mobius secrets in front of a Mobius employee, right?>
PEFE!Every: Yeah, 'zat a problem?
Porygon: <...Will you delete me if I say yes?>
PEFE!Every: Ooh, I didn't even think of that.
Porygon: <...I'll keep quiet?>
PEFE!Every: Aww, thanks!
edited 8th Oct '17 11:54:01 AM by memyselfandI2
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Meet The New Boss
Poni Wilds
Umbra: We'll have to ask her about it then.
Human!Ammy: What have you guys been up to?
Contact Me!
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Shaun: "Oh, you know. Alola's trials. Fought a Glitch. We've fought plenty of Ultra Beasts. What else?"
Jessica: <Besides helping Locke? Just wandering in Alola. Oh, and Ace is trying to join the PEFE!>
Shaun: "Yep. Oh, and we went to a wedding. Where I got turned into a Rowlet, so I know what my Pokéform is."
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Meet The New Boss
Poni Wilds
Umbra: Wait, we missed a wedding? Whose?
Robin: Yeah. Thing was made of ones and zeroes, apparently spoke in ones and zeroes...
edited 8th Oct '17 1:03:30 PM by Umbramatic
Contact Me!
pain peko
Shaun: "Sholto's and Lisa's."
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
"Weird. That's a glitch right? Heard rumors and tales, like Missingno back in Kanto. Visited a pen pal about that 3 years ago who told me about the rumors of some team beating it."
Meet The New Boss
Poni Wilds
Human!Ammy: Dammit, now I remember Robin mentioning that. That would have been great to go to...
Umbra: Now I'm worried about our wedding again...
Nico: Silly Silas, killing Glitches is half of the J-Team's job! The other half is beating the evil teams random teenagers and preteens don't.
AU Lacunosa
Locke: Er, OK, thanks Kage?
Archer: Let's get inside before it gets dark and I get mobbed again.
-they enter the city-
Contact Me!
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Shaun: "Oh?"
Jessica: <You guys are gonna get married too?>
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Some Rando
Poni Wilds
Sometime later, Colton eventually... relocated?... the ones who were at the Altar. He was kinda pissy that they ditched him, but he found them again, so nothing lost.
Unsure if he was even welcome, he instead chose to eavesdrop, removing his headphones so he could hear them better.
Pokeworld Studios
"Bloody hell!" Colton swore in his hokey Kalos accent, watching the floor rapidly approach. He straightened himself out, and managed to pull a Three-Point Landing.
He winced. It really is murder on the knees...
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Meet The New Boss
pain peko
Shaun: "Wouldn't want to rush things."
-He chuckles.-
Shaun: "Though I suppose you technically have a son my age."
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
The Wanderer
Somewhere on Poni
-Gets the text and pinches the bridge of my nose before responding-
From: Tagg
Do they know who you actually work for?
Dunsparce Cloud
Mobius Airship
From: Every Memito
Oh, don't worry, they don't know I work for PEFE. I kept that secret.
Porygon: <Wait, you work for—>
-PEFE!Every stares at the Porygon-
Porygon: <...Point taken.>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
The Wanderer
Somewhere on Poni
From: Tagg
Then it's better to stay where you are and just keep me posted on their plans in case they actually go full evil.
Dunsparce Cloud
Mobius Airship
-Tagg receives a popup of a thumbs-up-
PEFE!Every: Well, that sounds like a plan.
Porygon: <You have no chance of getting away with this.>
PEFE!Every: If you say anything to anyone I'll run you through .jpg compression.
Porygon: <...>
PEFE!Every: You know, what would that do to you? Would it just be sort of like flensing something with skin, or closer to just splicing out chunks of DNA? Like, I'm genuinely curious.
Porygon: <I get it, I get it. I won't talk.>
PEFE!Every: Nice. Take care!
-the Porygon floats off-
PEFE!Every: Well, that's that out of the way. Now to... uh, be an employee, I guess.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Bad Luck Charm
AU Lacunosa
Kage: I should be finished in a few days. Once I return, I can take you back to the universe from which you came.
You see, I mistook this for some kind of... sentient garbage.
Meet The New Boss
AU Lacunosa
-Alex gives an akward thumbs-up to Kage before following the others-
Poni Wilds
Human!Ammy: -blinks- Ra? He's only four years old.
Contact Me!
Route 10
-Ludmilla kicks a rock at the rough patches.-
Ludmilla: Oh, come on. I've climbed over WAY worse than that in Orre.
Trial Guide: Be that as it may, we can't let you go without the proper Pokemon to ride.
Ludmilla: How about my Lycanroc? Can I ride him?
Trial Guide: Sorry, but that's not one of the accepted species.
-Ludmilla scowls, going from irritated to downright insulted. She crosses her arms in a pout and walks off.-
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Shaun: "But...Umbra, isn't Locke your son?"
Jessica: <Not this Umbra, silly.>
Shaun: "Whadya mea-oh...right..."
-He blushes and scratches the back of his head.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Route 10
Ludmilla: So can I pleeeeease borrow him? Pleasepleaseplease?
Dune: Oh, why the heck not. He could use the relaxation. I'll send him over with Selene.
Ludmilla: Yaaaaaaaaaay~! I'll keep a signal out for her!
Dune: I'm not even going to pretend I know how that works. Anyway, have fun sweetie! Enjoy yourself in the desert down there while you're at it!
Ludmilla: I will! Bye, Daddy!
-Ludmilla happily hops over to the Trial Guide.-
Trial Guide: Found a Pokemon that you think you can ride?
*Wuh-thoomp!*
Selene: <We're heeeeeere!>
-The Trial Guide looks up, and up, and up to meet eyes with the massive mountain that had teleported behind the young girl.-
Ajax: <Hello.>
-Ajax gives a little wave.-
Trial Guide: ...
-The guide waves back.-
Ludmilla: Does he count?
Pokeworld Studios
Colton - having seen Amelie's idea - felt incredibly stupid that he didn't bring Amaterasu. "Is there any safe haven?" He asked aloud. Then he remembered that Zachary ran on 1930's cartoon logic.
Pulling ahead of the crowd in a mad dash, he flashed his phone's light on to find a three-way intersection. When one eventually did show up, he would slide into the one that didn't go straight.
And then he'd have 9-Volt pop a Delta on both sides so that they could not be ambushed.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]