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Hau'oli City

The Wanderer: -Shakes the tentacle- People call me the Wanderer.

Pikachu: <And I'm his partner.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Heahea City, Sergey'S Camp

Loran chirped happily

Loran: <It sounds like fun~>

Magnus: <Aich- ehem... 'The Mistress of Pranks' certainly has used deception in the past, I can't see a reason why we shouldn't.>

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

Hearthrome, AFD 2017

-Aria and Meg are piloting the Zeo Megazord. Gauss is piloting the Red Balltlezord. Trivia and Revali are piloting the Super Zeo Megazord.-

-Things are not looking to good as the Midas Monster has turned various parts of the zords into solid gold render limbs to heavy to move.-

Midas Monster: ARRRROOOOO! Now to turn you overgrown tin cans into overgrown collectibles!

-The Midas Monster fires a golderizer beam at the Zeo zords again, but the beam is redirect and absorbed into a giant, gold, pyramid-shaped zord.-

Entelodant: <Backup's here gang!>

Revali: <Seriously. Why must you insist on being so late?>

Entelodant: <Awww loosen up, Revali. Pyramidas Warrior Mode! Power up!>

-Pyramidas's legs extend from its base and rockest fires to bring Pyramidas to an upright position. Pryamidas's crown flashes and a beam of light excudes from its eyes that reverts the zeo zords back to their orginal states.-

Aria: That did it! Lets bring together!

Aria and her Team: Super Zeo Ultrazord! Begin combine sequence! Now!

-The Super Zeo Megazord becomes light and seems to teleport into Pyramidas as the Red Battlezord dock on Pyramidas' back. The Super Zeo Ultrazord dwarfs the Midas Monster.-

Aria and her Team: Super Zeo Ultrazord! Online!

Midas Monster: You may be big, but you don't scare me! This one puppy you can't kick!

-The Super Zeo Ultrazord powers up.-

Aria and her Team: Super Zeo Ultrazord! Fire!

-The Super Zeo Ultrazord raises its arms as it begins to glow with gold-colored energy and unleashes the energy from all twelve cannons in Red, green, blue, yellow, pink, and gold blasting the Midas Monster.-

Midas Monster: NOOO-ARRROOOOO—*BOOOOOOOOM*

La Rouse, AFD 2017

-Oscar and Emily are piloting the Turbo Megazord as Reinhardt and Arahibaki pilot the Rescue Megazord while Alucard and Bismark pilot Artillatron as they battle Count Nocturne.-

Oscar: Turbo Megazord Spin Out!

-The Turbo Megazord begins to spin so fast it becomes a blur as zooms at Count Nocturne.-

Count Nocturne: Oh dea—*BOOOOOOM!*

Oscar: Woooooo! We did it— *CRASH!*

Alucard: <What?!>

Count Nocturne: -appearing out of the flames- Did you think it would be that easy?

Arahabaki: How?

Count Nocturne: It's easy. I just nullified the impact by emitting an opposite frequency. But I'm no one-trick pony... So how about some night music in two-parts?

-Count Nocturne begins to create eerie sounds which disable the signals needed to move the Megazords and begins to lay into the zords while they can move.-

Alucard: <No way a forth-rate composer is going to out to me on sound waves. Give me a couple of minutes, I've already got an idea.>

Oscar: Al! Hurry! We don't even have a few seconds before we're going to be totaled!

Alucard: <Done! Man I'm good. I'm sending you new configurations for the megazords. Lets see how this guy handles thing when multiple frequencies are thrown together!>

Oscar and his team: Turbo-Rescue Configurations! Engage!

-White energy covers the limbs of the two megazords, then swirl and jump to the other, blowing Count Nocturne back.-

-When the light fades from around the Turbo Megazord, its arms and legs have been replaced with the limbs of the Rescue Megazord's.-

Oscar and Emily: Turbo Rescue Megazord! Power up!

-When the light fades from around the Rescue Megazord, its arms and legs have been replaced with the limbs of the Turbo Megazord's.-

Reinhardt and Arahabaki: <Rescue Turbo Megazord! Power up!>

Count Nocturne: What?! How did you do that?! Well it doesn't matter! Because I'll just block your frequencies again!

-Once again, Cunt Nocturne's errie frequencies fill the airwaves, but now the frequencies of both meagazords have merged wit each other creating signals too strong to be blocked by the eerie frequencies.-

Alucard: <Take THAT!>

Oscar and his team: We need artillery power! Now!

-Both the megazords raise their right arms in unison as Artillatron's arms teleport onto the two megazords in front of it, becoming shoulder-mounted cannons.-

Count Noctune: NOOOO! Too many velocities! I can't count—*BOOOOOOM!*

Hau'oli

Steve: Ooh, you picked a critter from this sector of the multiverse as your partner? I should too!

-puts a hand to his chin and scratches his head with a tentacle-

Problem is it'll have to be immortal...

Contact Me!

-Blitz stands panting over the slashed up remains of a jumbo sized calendar and shifts his grip on the pair of kunai in his hands as he glances around warily with Mei the Sneasel doing likewise with her back to his legs-

-Jack-o-lanterns, Christmas packages, Easter eggs, birthday cakes, wind up cupids and other assorted reminders of holiday and special events lay scattered around the area either broken or stuck in place by white foam, but mercifully nothing moves-

Blitz: "looks like that took care of things... Whew"

-He slips the kunai carefully back into a pouch on his bag and wipes his forehead with an arm-

"I swear, nothing good comes on April first"

Mei: <...Nothing...?>

-Beat-

-She sniffs-

-Blitz notices the first circled on the calendar with a note reading [Happy Birthday Mei!]-

Blitz: "...Oh! No, wait I didn't mean... I totally forgot!"

-He hurriedly picks the Sneasel up and hugs-

"You're definitely a good thing that came from the first of April"

Mei: <Awww...>

-She hugs back-

Blitz: "...Birthday ice cream?"

Mei: <Ooh, yes please~>

=3

Blitz: -grins- "Come on, let's hurry before they all close"

edited 1st Apr '17 8:54:23 PM by BlitzTrain

"...See this is why I chose to abstain from betting. Had I chosen poorly, I would likely not exist much longer."

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Human!Scouter: "Good point! Let's do it!"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Alola Skies

-the Latii have been flying around-

Ever: <Day's almost done. We should probably get back to the ground.>

Muninn: <...Right.>

-Ever flies over to Muninn, placing a hand on the other Latios's shoulder-

Ever: <Look at it this way. You got to fly one more day than you might have otherwise. That's worth something, right?>

Muninn: <...Yeah.>

-Ever grins-

Pleth: <I don't suppose there's any chance we could go to a different island when we land, is there?>

-beat-

Ever: <Crap! I totally could have stolen some flowers from Poni Island! Be right back, everybod—>

-suddenly, his feathers begin to molt-

Ever: <...Never mind!>

-and he dives back towards Akala Island, Muninn and Pleth following after-

Akala Island

-as they land, the last of their feathers slough away, leaving them in their regular forms-

Narrow: <Whew, got rid of whatever that was...>

-they notice that they are still Pa'u-

Narrow: <...Mnyeh.>

-Estoc, meanwhile, has transformed back into a Dewpider-

Estoc: <Thank goodness.>

Melemele

Pop!

Custard: <Oh thank Fini...>

-she notices that she's still on a different island-

Custard: <...Eep.>

Back on Akala

-Ever shakes off the last few feathers, and turns to Pleth, who is doing the same-

Pleth: <That was certainly an experience.>

-and then to Muninn, who has been buried under a pile of rapidly-disintegrating Latios feathers-

Muninn: <...>

Ever: All good?

Muninn: <...I'm really dead, huh?>

Ever: Yeah, kind of.

Muninn: <Like, you killed me. That's it. I lost.>

Ever: Sure did.

Muninn: <...Alright.>

Ever: -pets Muninn-

Muninn: -makes a very odd noise which might well be construed as a purr-

Ever: There! You purred!

Muninn: <I most certainly did not!>

-Pleth just facepalms-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Melemele

Azure and Mr. Bitey turn back to normal.

Azure: <Well, glad that's over...>

"Phew."

(To Custard) Azure: <What's wrong?>

edited 1st Apr '17 9:04:07 PM by Daydre

off the shits

Melemele

Custard: <...My trainer's still on Akala.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Heahea City, Sergey's Camp

Magnus: <Good!> >:)

Mireille: <But... how are we believeably telling our dear Mistress of Pranks that we give up?>

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

-Daeris is, inwardly, slightly terrified by that display of power.-

-Naturally, she's showing exactly as much emotion as she usually does.-

-That is to say, none at all.-

Daeris: "... I guess neither of us won."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Human!Scouter: "Uh..."

"Which of us would be best at convincing?"

-He looks at Loran- "You?"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Heahea

-Shizuo is nursing a cup of pudding-

-Gudrunn is having a conversation with Kass about modern music-

Locke: Who are these two again?

Alli: I like them.

Contact Me!

Melemele

"Oh."

Azure: <Oh.>

".... Ohhh. Shit."

Azure: <Do you want us to help you with that?>

off the shits

The Wanderer: -To Steve- Well, Pikachu here isn't from this particular verse, probably, but yeah. I guess something like a Metang or Baltoy would work for you.

edited 1st Apr '17 9:27:17 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Heahea City, Sergey's Camp

the small stilt on the Rogenrolla tilted lightly

Loran: <Me?>

Mireille: <Well... it would make sense, Aicha likes you, also she's never really pranked you - admittedly I'd chalk that up to you being too young but still, its certainly out best guess so far.>

Mireille fistbumped, looking quite determined

Mireille: <Then its settled, you will convince her to come in here while we let a waterbucket drop on her when she enters, lets begin with the preparations!>

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

Human!Scouter: "Indeed. So we shall prepare."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Heahea City, Sergey's Camp

Mireille: <Right!>

Mireille by now had literal fire for eyes and quite the sharky grin, obviously pumped up.

Mireille: ~Okay, bucket, now.~

She turned her head to Sergey (eyes still being flames) which made Sergey hop to his feet at once.

Sergey: "R-Right! Bucket coming at once!"

The Gardevoir chuckled

Mireille: <Attaboy~>

After a few moments Sergey indeed gave her a bucket - don't ask from where in his pockets he probably has much stranger things in there anyway.

edited 1st Apr '17 10:19:07 PM by Sergey_Smirnov

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

Celadon, AFD 2017

-Kitsune, Maxilar, Dirus, Gamma, and Excalipoor are piloting the Megazord as Seamstress pilots the Dragonzord as they all battle againt the Cyclops monster.-

Kitsune, Maxilar, Dirus, Gamma, and Excalipoor: <Megazord Saber! Hii-yaa!>

-The Megazord swings its saber in a a circle as the massive blade absorbs loads of lightning and energy from the air before swinging the charged blade down...-

Cyclops: GRAAAARRRR!

*TWANG*

-The Megazord sabder strikes the ground as the agile monster sidesteps the attack at shoulder rushes the Megazord.-

*BANG* *CRASH!*

Kitsune: <Seams! We could use some cover here!>

Seamstress: -standing on a roof- <You got it!>

-Seamstress raise a dagger with a flute in the hilt and handle to her mouth and playes a riff.-

*CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**FWISSSSSH!**BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM*

-Ten missiles are readied and fired forcing the Cyclops to retreat from attacking the Megazord.-

-Seamstress plays another riff, the short melody, causing the Dragonzord to activate the drill on the tip of its tail and swing it at the Cyclops.-

Dragonzord: SKREEEEEEE!

Cyclops: GRAAAAARRRRGH!

-The Cyclops grabs the Dragonzord's tail and uses the momentum to throw the Dragonzord by it's tail.-

Seamstress: <Physical attacks aren't working!>

Kitsune: <Then we need to bring in some serious firepower! Seams, take direct control of the Dragonzord! It's time for Ultrazord power!

Excalipoor: <Right! We call upon the power of Titanus!>

Ultrazord transformation sequence initiated.

-Titanus, the sauropod-shaped carrier zord, roars as it rolls into position.-

-The Dragonzord's arm fold into its shoulders as the Dragonzord's body open, releasing its chest and inner body while Megazord's horns rotate back as the Dragonzord attaches to the head and shoulders of the Megazord.-

-Titanus detaches his tail, fore-claws, and chest armor while opening up his back as his chest folds forward. Titanus's tail separates and becomes to cannons mounted on the front tires. The Deagonzord's chest and tail attach to Titanus' folded out chest replaces the missing tail, respectively, as the fore-claws and chestplate attach to the arms and chest of the Megazord, respectively. The Megazord now combined with parts of the Dragonzord and Titans lowers into Titanus' open back, griping the carrier zord's chains in its armored fists.-

Ultrazord ACTIVATED!

Kitsune and the rest of her team: Ultrazord! Power up!

Cyclops: RAAAAARRRRGH!

-The Cyclops roars and begins to charge the Ultrazord.-

Kitsune and the rest of her team: Ultrazord! FIRE!

-The Ultrazord's wheels spin as the colossal zord powers forward fiires a massive barrage of lasers as it advances on the Cyclops like a heavy armored warrior riding a heavily armored epic mount.-

-The Cyclops is caught in the massive barrage and stun-locked in place as the Ultrazord advances on it untill...-

Cyclops: NOOOAAAARRRGGGHHH!

-... The Ultrazords rams it at full speed and fires lasers at point-blank range.-

*BOOOOOOM*

-The Ultrazords comes to a stop as it plus through the exploding monster completely unscathed.-

Castellia, AFD 2017

-Rio, Zorro, and Carlotta are piloting the Astro Megazord; Zanna and Mufasa are piloting the Mega Voyager; and Keys is piloting the Mega Winger while monitoring the autonomous Delta Megazord.-

Batarax: So many machines you have there! Pity they won't do you any good in the air!

-Batarax taxes to the air, easily avoiding the machine gun fire of the Delta Megazord and the Laser blasts of the Astro Megazord.-

Mufasa: <I can't lock on to him! The Mega Voyager only has one warhead, and he's too fast to hit from the ground!>

Keys: <Then I'm taking the fight to him! Get ready to riddle him when he crashes! Mega Winger! Warrior Mode! Engage! Delta Megazord! Begin Astro Delta Megazord sequence! Power up!>

-As the the Mega Winger transforms from and all terrain vehicle to a flying battlezord with armed with a bow-shaped cannon array, The Delta Megazord breaks appart and becomes armor for the Astro Megazord.-

Rio, Zorro, and Flo: <Astro Delta Megazord! Online!>

Batarax: Still won't be enough! *WHAM*

-Batarax spins in the air after colliding with the Mega Winger's flying kick.-

Keys: <Ypu were saying?>

Batarax: The sky isn't big enough for both of us!

Keys: <Couldn't agree more.>

-The Mega Winger flips backwards firing laser blasts at Batarax, puting several smoking holes in the alien's wings.-

*CRASH*

-Slightly stunned, Batarax clambers to his feet after he slammed into the ground...-

Batarax: WHY YOU LITTTLE!

-The Astro Delta Megazord unloads with its shoulder mounted Gattling Cannons and Twin Rocket Punch.-

*RATTATTATTATTAT* *WHAMWHAM*

Batarax AAAAARRRRRGHHHH!

-Batarax's wings fall to the ground, now a smoking pile of slag and ash.-

Rio: <Now how about of a taste of you own medicine!>

Keys,Zanna, and Mufasa: <Mega Winged Voyager! Power up!>

-The Mega Winger's wings detach from the back of the white battlezord and attach to the back of the Mega Voyager, which takes to the air.-

Batarax: Not if I have any thing to say about it!

*SCREEEEECH* *SCREEEEEECH* *SCREEEEEEEEECH*

-Batrax looses sonic energy waves at the airborne Megazord only for the Mega Winged Voyager to dodge with more ease that batarax did when he was airborne.-

Batarax: NOOOO!

Rio and the rest of his team: Orbital Missile! Lock on!

-The Mega Winged Voyager takes aim with the massive rocket launcher griiped in it's right hand.-

Rio and the rest of his team: Spiral Orbital Strike! Fire!

-The Mega Winged Voyager starts to barrel roll as it goes into a nosedive and fires the massive warhead which spirals down at the monster bleo.-

Batarax: Wait! Can't we talk about thi—*BOOOOOOOM*

-Then using the recoil as a break the Mega Winged Voyager lands next to the Mega Winger and the Astro Delta Megazord as the flames of the explosion shine behind them.-

edited 2nd Apr '17 8:33:17 AM by keys2tkingdom

Human!Scouter: "Well then!"

Tirtouga!Spiral: <Guess I'll fill it up...>

-She tries putting some Water Gun water in the bucket-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Goldenrod, AFD 2017

-The Battle Borgs run interference while The Ninja Mega Falconzord smashes Professor Longnose,-

-The Battle Borgs once again help out as the Falconzord separates from th Ninga Megazord and combines with the Shogun Megazord to form the Shogun Mega Falconzord which destroys the Hydro Hog.-

-Discordia uses her voice to disable the Battle Borgs, but Mendel and his team also summon a Titiantus formed the powers of the battle borgs and Form the Shogun Ultrazord and destroy Discordia.-

Lumiose, AFD 2017

-Prya, Arbor, Flo, Fulmen, and Aquarius pilot the Thunder Megazord as Brun pilots the White Tigerzord.-

-Four Heads ability to hit back attacks proved difficult to deal with until Brun summon Tor the Shuttlezord and the seven Thunderzords combined to for the Thunder Ultra zord which litterally flattened and destroyed Four Head.-

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The Moon Fortress, April 2

-Rita has been watching the battles wage with her Repulsascope, and steps back screaming as she sees Four Head bite the dust.-

Rita: WAAAAAAA! WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO SEND MONSTERS TO DIFFERENT CITIES?!

Finster: Not mine, my queen. I only made the monsters.

Squatt: Not Mine your Wickedness!

Baboo: It was Goldar's!

Goldar: -to Baboo- You sniveling liar!

Rita: SILENCE!

-Scorpina and Finster try to slink off, but are stopped when Rita begins to wack her minions with her staff.-

Rita: USELESS IDIOTS! WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!

-Rita's minios are saved firther pain and embarassment and Rita steps backwards holding he forehead with her free hand.-

Rita: UUUUUUGGGHHH! I'VE GOT A HEADACHE!

-As soon as Rita says that, the Palace on the Moon, the space dumpster vanish.-

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Various Places, April 2, 2017

-The damage caused by the Zord Battles reverts like the battles never happened.-

Heahea

-Ren is massaging his head as his team swaps stories.-

PEFE Goldenrod

-Mendel is furiously compilinig data on the encounter.-

Sinnoh

-Oscar and Aria laid up with Emily and Meg trying to comfort their trainers.-

Aria: That's it. First thing tomorrow we're heading back to our own timeline.

Oscar: WHY did we think it was a good idea to stick around for April Fools Day?!

edited 1st Apr '17 10:56:54 PM by keys2tkingdom

Heahea City, Sergey's Camp

The filling went fast enough with Mireille seeming still quite pumped for this

Mireille: <Now, for some last preparations~ Loran, get ready.>

Soon after Loran indeed left the fort with Mireille psychically lifting the bucket up above the entrance to the pillow fort and letting it levitating there.

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

Mele Mele, Hau'li City

Hehe... Hau'li City. In Kalosian it literally mean Tothe'bed City. That's what happened to the narrator.

Not me, but the great force behind the post. He who choose what to do next. Consider it the "fate" moving myself. As for me, I was there when thoses two funny guys in armor/D&D settings fought. I didn't do anything.

Well, yes, I did things. But they were not shown, so they do not count?

Okay, maybe they count. All my Pokemons are anthropomorphed. It's no big deal with Cynthia, a Gardevoir's already human-like.

I just needed to give them clothes. Noone (well, except Cynthia, but yeah, it's cheating a bit) wore clothes, so yeah. April Fools, boom, you're a naked human.

Anyways, I also fiddled with the gauntlet. I tried to push some of the colored buttons under the numbered ones. Apprently the blue one restores the area in which it was pressed, like a backup file. It's not seen right now because... Well, the area is destroyed even more.

The red one shields from attacks. Nice feature when two world destroyers are fighting.

I should probably do something now.

I'm just gonna sit up and stretch. Yeah. Seems good.

Ego!Phaz: Well, that was something.

Ego!Phazya: Yeah, you don't see two guys fighting in a battle like that everyday.

edited 2nd Apr '17 1:49:00 AM by Phazya

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

-With the strike of 0:00, April 2nd, 2017, Daeris is sent back to Emzia as unceremoniously as she was brought.-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.