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Ula Ula Ocean

-Chum promptly discovers that "Sam" is actually a Sam-shaped kite-

-Sam then pops out of the water clutching the chalice in his hind limbs-

Sam: <Guess who fell for the ol "double diversion" tactic? See ya!>

-And he flies off as quickly as possible-

Ula'Ula Ocean

-Chum chases after Sam, but, by virtue of Sam being in the air, he eventually loses him-

Above Ula Ula

-Sam is flying off with the chalice-

Sam: <Got it! Now to dispose of this properly...>

-looks at the chalice more closely-

<...Actually, I might just keep an eye on this thing for a bit...>

-he keeps flying, but in a diffrent direction than he originally intended-

Oh, Umbra, Tagg suggested that since today happens to be the 5th anniversary of the IK arc, we could try to get the 7JD battle finished tonight and start Annoski just to add another milestone to the list? :P

edited 15th Feb '17 1:51:11 PM by BittersweetNSour

I'm on it as soon as Silent gets home and posts!

edited 15th Feb '17 1:57:01 PM by Umbramatic

The GM House, Today

-Dune knocks on the bedroom door as he peeks in. Deziree gives a groggy blink.-

Deziree: Hey there.

Dune: Afternoon, sweetie.

-Deziree looks at the clock.-

Deziree: Oh god it is afternoon.

Dune: You feeling better?

Deziree: As good as I can after nearly getting mowed down by a freaking machine gun. How Millie?

Dune: She's doing fine - she's getting a checkup from Doomsday, whose trading notes with a Chansey from the Pokemon Center in town.

Deziree: Good... hooooooo...

-Dune sits down on the bed next to her.-

Dune: Not quite how you wanted to spend your birthday, huh?

Deziree: I would've settled for a nice dinner under the moonlight...

Dune: Heh, well, let it never be said I don't forget dates, but I did remember this one.

-He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a set of polished stones. Each of them has an angular rune carved into it.-

Dune: Happy belated birthday, honey.

-Deziree takes the runes in her hand. Nordic runes - she could name each of the runes just by touch.-

Deziree: Where'd you find these?

Dune: Friend in Gateon picked them up in a shipwreck dive a few months back. He owed me a favor.

Deziree: Oh, you and your appropriation of cultural items from ancient ruins.

Dune: That's the woman I fell in love with. I made late-breakfast if you're hungry.

Deziree: Oh god yes please.

Silentpost!

Silent post, and reply!

Dragon Airship(?)

-Flygon!Fuuma nods-

Flygon!Fumma: <Yes, yes I have. Now want to finish off the fake me?>

-Fuuma(?) is just now starting to recover from the Rainbow Burn-

-Seishirou(?) is hit by the Sludge Bomb ad shrieks, maintaining his pin on his counterpart but being left vulnerable to a second attack-

-The automatons start exploding from the psychic and fire assaults as well as having their own spears lobbed at them-

-Vallok's automaton explodes and sends its occupants soaring-

Vallok(?): <What- how- I thought we foolproofed this thing!>

Larwence(?): <Clearly we should have foolproofed it from the inside.>

-they're sent blasting off again... and disintegrate into glitch fragments-

edited 15th Feb '17 4:17:47 PM by Umbramatic

Dragon Airship (?)

-As the automaton blows up-

Well, that's one down. Now for the others!

Draca: -Fires a Dragon Pulse at Seishirou (?) while he's distracted-

Gekkota: -Strikes at Bahahkun (?) with a Dragon Claw-

Dragon Airship(?)

Chroma: <...Okay. I get the feeling this will likely be the only time I see you on good terms anyway, so... thank you.>

-With that, she Dragon Tails Fuuma(?) in Spectrum's direction...-

Spectrum: <Finish him off, dad!>

-Who likewise uses her own Dragon Tail to smack him toward his counterpart.-

Dragon Airship(?)

(Svavel throws himself through a particularly large Dragon Pulse to get at the Jerk Dragons, emerging charred and missing large chunks of his feathers, yet still flinging out blasts of flame and energy with the sort of force only a mon on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge can muster. Belinda doesn't attack, focusing on getting out of the way of a Dragon Pulse from one direction and a spear from the other. Klaus *blips* back into the fray somewhere behind the Jerk Dragons, hitting one of the ones who isn't a Hydreigon with another Psyshock.)

Dragon Airship

Phaz watches the automatons blow up.

Phaz: to Seishirou <You're next.>

He uses Psychic.

Cynthia: ~Let's just attack the other ones! Ashley, aim at that one while I aim at the Flygon!~

Ashley: <Alright!>

Cynthia used Psychic on Fuuma(?) !

Ashley used Inferno on Bahahkun(?) !

edited 15th Feb '17 4:54:51 PM by Phazya

-maraudingSelachimorph [MS] began hassling esreverReffup [ER]-

MS: Uh, hey, Slliuq...

ER: Muhc, yeh.

ER: Gniod uoy era woh?

MS: Well, I kind of feel like an idiot for getting caught up in that...

MS: But...

ER: Tub?...

MS: I still feel like I had a point about the 'real pirate' thing. Like... heck, that guy stole the chalice from me and I feel like I'm trying too hard to be squeaky clean for this.

MS: Like, I don't plan on killing anyone unless I was already planning on eating them, but I kinda want to let loose more than I have been.

ER: Morf gnimoc er'uoy erehw teg I sseug I, llew.

ER: Hguoht, stfig nelots em evig ton uoy referp rehtar llits d'I.

MS: Eh, fine, I can stick to that.

MS: And don't worry about the pirates. Others can get a bit more loose if they want too, but we're still going to focus on adventure and treasure hunting. Those are the more fun parts, after all.

ER: Thgilra. Doog s'taht.

ER: Y-etarip erom gnieb yojne uoy epoh.

MS: Yeah, I think I will.

-A bit later, Vierr would likely get a text-

-Bahahkun is about to get in another attack on Inka, but she is too distracted and hit by a mix of Svavel's attacks and the Inferno, knocking her out-

Eon: <Hm, not even a god can save you from this mess. Therefore, this one will leave because he know's what's good for him.>

-Eon departs just as unceremoniously as he came in-

Silentpost

Somewhere Else

Vierr: Oh thank goodness.

edited 15th Feb '17 5:38:08 PM by BittersweetNSour

Somewhere Else

Silent post

Dragon Airship(?)

-The Dragon Tails and Psychic drive Fuuma(?) straight into the path of Flygon!Fuuma-

Flygon!Fuuma: <...And now to kiss my past goodbye.>

-He drives a Dragon Claw straight through Fuuma(?)-

-The Psychic barely phases Seishirou(?), but the Dragon Pulse knocks him off his counterpart, and the Earth Power from Inka sends him flying...-

-...At just the right angle for Garchomp!Seishirou to rake a Dragon Claw through his throat and finish him off-

Garchomp!Seishirou: <Nice work, guys.> -gives a salute to Inka-

Alduin(?): -notices the predicament he's in- <No... You all will suffer for this!>

-Starts spitting Draco Meteors willy nilly, unaware of a certain other Hydreigon sneaking up on him.-

edited 16th Feb '17 1:17:41 PM by Umbramatic

Dragon Airship(?)

(Alduin(?) should barely have time to start firing off meteors before a very ragged-looking and very angry Blaziken drives the hardest High Jump Kick he can muster straight into his central jaw.)

Dragon Airship(?)

Spectrum: <Yay! Now we can finally beat the bad candy dragon!>

-She dodges falling meteors, rainbow flames dancing around her before exploding into Alduin.-

Chroma: <...I have got to learn that technique.>

-She looks around for the last Jerk Dragon, another Hydreigon-

Chroma: <...You. I don't recognize you, but I know you're with them.>

Silent post!

Dragon Airship(?)

-The Hydreigon takes a fair while to turn and face the reddened voice-

7th Jerk Dragon: <Hi los fiik. Hi los pah fiik. Waan hi dahmaan nahlii daar hi lor dreh hi dahmaan humani benix niin?>

-He looks... A little bit on edge and clears his throat-

7th Jerk Dragon: <Krosis, I find it strange in speak the commontongue. I hold names; Pathurnaax to peers, Mi-raa-ke to resistance and deyra, Pentiid and Drake to past...>

Dragon Airship(?)

Chroma: <Parthurnaax... Zu'u honah dirun ko hi. Los hi wiistel nau niist mir? Hi lost ni grah.>^Translation (approximately) I sense caution in you. Are you really on their side? You have not battled yet.

edited 15th Feb '17 6:50:26 PM by BittersweetNSour

Draconic Airship(?)

Parthuraax: <Ahrk nu druv fend Zu'u? Hi los zos wey niin ahrk hi fon wah kos nunon truk tol dreh ni olg ahrk keinul ahst . Krif wah hi nu fund drun nid nuz dii meyar dukiin>

-He shakes a little and sighs-

Parthurnaax: <Their words of dragon-freedom agreed to me but I forsake the methods. Also now shown, us leaders crumble under revenge of turned-ones.>

Dragon Airship(?)

-Chroma nods slowly-

Chroma: <Zu'u fen ni krif gein wo dreh ni krif diist. Fund hi milaar aav mii uv gahviik? Nid poguk los vozinaal.>^Translation I will not fight one who does not fight first. Would you rather join us or surrender? No choice is dishonorable.

edited 15th Feb '17 7:43:44 PM by BittersweetNSour

Draca: -Dodging meteors- <I've had enough of you sorry excuses for dovah! Hydreigon!>

Hydreigon: -Roars in agreement-

-Both respond with a dual Draco Meteor of their own-