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(Belinda has leapt up and reached for her Pokeballs before she even really knows what she's doing.)

Stormchaser Roof

(The team attack from Tagg's mons is suddenly contributed to by additional blasts from an Espeon, Liepard and male Meowstic, in that order.)

Tastes better on the way back down.

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-As all the attacks blast through, the section the Administrator is standing on is blown off, though, it sticks to it without flying off as the shard is hurled through the air-

-In a single moment of clarity, its glowing eyes, one of which is exposed to be revealed as nothing more than a glowing blue sphere of light, connect with the various mons-

-It launches itself off the piece of roof, slamming into one of the mons as it crashes through the floor(s), and into the sleeping quarters, grabbing said mon and hurling it into a wall, cracking it-

Verax: "WHOA BOY" -He sends out Balthazar, and the Hydreigon roars-

"We need to be in less confined space!"

-The Hydreigon nods and smacks the Administrator with a Dragon Tail, knocking it back, but it is seemingly unharmed, and Verax uses the distances to somersault out of the room and into the hall, Balthazar blowing a hole in the wall with a body slam to escape-

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Jacob: "... Oh dear. Alright, we need to get over there. Regina!" -He presses down on his Mega Pendant, as Regina Mega Evolves-

-The Gardevoir nods as the psychic energy whirling around her kicks splinters and dust around her in a miniature whirlwind, and glides down the bridge to find the source of the disturbance-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

-Siobhan looks around for the voice, then loud clang from impacting Administrator.-

Siobhan: "Yeah, but I think we have bigger problems now."

-Argent teleports herself and Ashen up to the roof.-

Ashen: <Oi!> -She points her large crossbow, loaded, at the Administrator's arm socket, hopefully before the armor regrows, from across the room.-

-She fires, sending a bolt which becomes Hyper Beam at it, hopefully... disorienting it, or something.-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

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Jason:-jumps up-Oh geeze!

-He forms his usual greatsword.-

Okay Jason...if you act like a vanguard...and...

-Beat-

Screw it.

-He sends out Senshi, slideson his buckler, and Mega-Evolves him.-

Let's rock!

-He charges toward the Administrator and delivers a hard slash to the thing's chest plate-

Damn, yer resilient!

Stormchaser, Cargo Hold

-Ludmilla has released her entire team and has donned her canary yellow beret. She and the rest are bolting towards the sound of combat as quickly as they can in their respective manners.-

Ludmilla: Everyone, we are Code: Temple and Ashes! I repeat, Temple and Ashes!

-A Blissey, Golurk, Gengar, Octillery, Gigalith, and Smeargle are all present and accounted for.-

Jubilife(?)

Daydre missed the chance to get on the cool airship again. Not that she knows that. She's currently somewhere in Jubilife reading her phone. Someone sends her a link. Instead of being cautious like she should, she clicks it and gets sent.... here.

".. What the..."

Mr. Bitey: <What's that??>

"NOTHING" Daydre quickly gets to another random site. This one seems to be anews site, and the top story on the page is about the glitches in Sunyshore...

What's this?.. And why do I feel like the J-team are going there?

off the shits

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(Belinda starts at the sound of the Administrator coming through the roof. Her conflicting instincts - "charge into combat and be a badass" and "get the hell away from the invulnerable robot deathbringer" - leave her rooted to the spot, even as her mercifully unscathed mons rush to rejoin her.)

Tastes better on the way back down.

So that's what, 100,000 Pen? >_> Get it to the deck!

Muddy: -Was the unlucky mon slammed into the wall- <Come on... That can't be all it's got.>

Darner: -Flies by and throws a Sitrus Berry at Muddy-

Crochet: -Leaps over the railing and attacks the Administrator's scar with a furious Fury Cutter, joined by Musashi and Kricketune-

edited 20th Dec '17 3:50:03 AM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

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-After the beam hits it, stunting the regrowth of its armor which had nearly fully healed, it glares up angrily, grabbing a set of beds and hurling it at Ashen with enough force to cleave through the floor-

-As Jason charges in, it leers at him- "You."

-The focus of it's aggression at the multiple enemies it was facing immediately changes as it allows the sword to slam into its chest, it grabs Jason by the chest, its hand large enough to wrap around his entire torso-

"No more interference from you." -And it slams him into and through the floor, before grabbing him by the leg and hurling him into a wall hard enough that it cracks. Well, either Jason does or the wall, it's hard to tell-

"I will not allow you to embarrass me again, pathetic whelp." -It barely registers the attacks from Tagg's mons, though the scars visibly ripple and tear from the attacks-

-It then looks at them- "Pests." -It grabs another bed and wielding, which in its grasp looks like a plank of wood, and smashes it against Crochet, breaking it in half in the process, throwing the other half at Muddy-

-Balthazar lets loose with a Dragon Pulse, a beam of purple-gold energy blasting into the scar on its shoulder, which spatters with some black fluid which fizzles away like a pixelated transition in powerpoint-

-At that point its arm heals over and it surveys the area around it- "I expected more."

Jacob: "... We'll get Ren to pay for it. It's still a pain in the ass though. Guys! Argentum! Regina!"

-Both nod and grab on to the Administrator with Telekinesis, which slows it down slightly, but failing to lift it or restrain it-

"... It's stronger than when it faced me alone. What the hell??"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

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Belinda: JASON!

(The sight of her boyfriend getting mauled is enough to make Belinda suicidally reckless with rage - and give her a dumb idea. With a series of rapid hand gestures, she commands Thera to attack; the Liepard proceeds to launch a blast aimed, not at damaging the Administrator, but at redirecting one of the metal monstrosity's limbs into its own face.)

Thera used Foul Play!

Tastes better on the way back down.

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Ludmilla: Tectonic! Give me an echolocation!

-The Gigalith looks straight up.-

Tectonic: <Straight up, two decks.>

Ludmilla: Good! Everyone, aim straight up!

-The group charges their respective projectiles, with even the Gigalith and Golurk charging a Power Gem and Ice Beam.-

Ludmilla: On my mark... FIRE!

DOOMSDAY used HYPER BEAM! TECTONIC used POWER GEM! NIX used SHADOW BALL! SPIDER used WATER SPOUT! LIBERTY used ICE BEAM! RAMIREZ used ERUPTION!

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-Yeah, that wall is broken-

Jason:Gragh!

-Jason is veery close to passing it-

Jason:Sonova...

-He picks himself up-

Ngh....

-Deep breath in-

Ignore...the pain...

-He forms an EXTREMELY large chakram and hurls it at the Administrator-

-Crik!-

And...that's...my ribs...

-He slumps, teetering on the edge of consciousness-

Ashen: <Merde!> -She dives out of the way, but to slow to avoid being clipped by the bed, knocking her to the ground. <Ow, fuck.>

-Argent manages to dodge the bed, and rushes over and Heal Pulses Ashen.-

-Siobhan and Scheherezade arrive, along with the rest of the Castle Group (for lack of a better word)

Balthazar: <Vile monster!> -He charges at the Administrator, attempting to provoke it into attacking him, prepared to King's Shield should it.-

-Archimedes runs up with a Focus Punch (note: His ability is Iron Fist).-

Robin: -Unleashes a gout of flame at the Administrator.-

Siobhan: "Well, this is hectic enough, I don't think any -"

Zhi Shen Lung: ~Monster of metal.~ -He uses Psychic to attempt to rip the armor plates up, Dunyazade assists.-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Crochet: -Manages to bring up a Protect at the last possible moment, but the sheer force is enough to leave her temporarily dazed- @_@

Musashi: -Fires a Scald at the scar, assisted by a Fire Blast from Helios-

-Mega Wristband glowing-

Muddy!

Muddy: -Bats the piece of wood aside, before Mega Evolving and launching himself at the Administrator with a Waterfall-

-Noting the color of the fluid-

Wait... that color... did it? If it did... this fight's gonna get even nastier than I thought. And here I thought Zrone didn't want to mess with one of those...

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

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-Mx. Amarin and Echo have definitely been helping somehow. More than that, though, the former has been muttering under their breath.-

Mx. Amarin: Dammit, I should have called in a favor from Mom. Pallad would be very helpful right now.

-They do notice the same thing Tagg does, though, and thinks out loud while Holly and Jiānhùrén keep using ambiguous offscreen attacks.-

Mx. Amarin: ...Hm. So it's a glitch... cyborg, I guess? There's not really an equivalent term, but whatever. Could... could Eitr somehow affect it? But he wouldn't last long against it...

edited 25th Oct '16 6:06:32 PM by BittersweetNSour

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Administrator: -It glares around it- "So weak. Pathetic." -It catches Balthazar the Aegislash, taking damage from the shield, and whirls around with it, using it to smack Archimedes aside, and is bathed in Robin and Helios' fire, causing the armor to glow white hot. The flames clear away, seemingly unfazed, even with the exposed area pulsing and burning, it staggers Zhi Shen Lung's Pyschic, combined with the force of Regina's and Argentum's, and roars out, kicking the Pokemon hard enough for a visible pressure wave to be created, that cracks the floor-

-It steps forward, hurling the Aegislash into the charging Swampert, the Aegislash knocked aside and the Administrator skidding back, sending splinters up the ground, its hands locked with Muddy's before it stops resisting and falls back, letting Muddy tackle him over and then slamming both its feet into the Swampert's stomach, sending Muddy up a floor-

-It stands up and observes its situation, only for its body to shudder from the impact of the Foul Play, causing its chestplate to crumple in- "..." -It shimmers for a moment, before the plate flattens out, reshaping itself back to normal- "Annoying. But it will not work a second time." -As it steps forward, the chakram slices across its back, glancing off it, but leaving a noticeable dent-

-Its eyes turn blazing red as it whirls around to face Jason- "You are not permited to continue existing." -It steps forward and picks up Jason's limp body as it's suddenly bombarded by the attacks of Ludmilla's team-

Jacob: "AHA! YOU ACTIVATED MY-"

Regina: <Jacob no.>

-It glances up as several parts of its body being knicked and dinged and scraped as the floor gives out under it, propelled down by the telekinesis and lack of floor, and it manages to grip Jason's arm as it falls down, smacking the young man against two separate pieces of flooring, and before even acknowledging Ludmilla or her Pokemon, it rips open the floor and throws Jason out of the airship-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

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Mega!Senshi:~JASON!~

-Grim flies off after Jason-

-Senshi teleports himself and Shana, however...-

~EAT THIS~

-To a more tactical position behind the Administrator to unleash Hyper Beams into Jason's created dent, Shana's boosted by Choice Specs and Senshi's Pixilated.-

-Jason definitely lost his robo-arm and has been into next week from the assault though-

edited 25th Oct '16 6:16:26 PM by Skyzerk

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(Senshi and Shana's attack is emphasized by Thera, who, spotting a possible weak point, zips behind the Administrator and Foul Plays again, this time into the dent made by Jason. To distract it, Klaus and Pounce both Psychic the Administrator from the front, knowing fine well it won't do the beast any harm.)

Tastes better on the way back down.

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-Ludmilla watches Jason wiz by.-

Ludmilla: Uh oh.

-Liberty the Golurk and Tectonic the Gigalith both rush to lock horns with the Administrator, Liberty using a Heavy Slam and Tectonic Rock Sliding against him.-

Nix: <Spider!>

Spider: <On it!>

-Nix jumps up on top of Spider as the Octillery starts firing a Rock Blast series - one, two, three, four shots planted on the very same spot.-

Nix: <Firing!>

-The Gengar fires a spiraling orb of darkness that tries to bore through the weak point the Rock Blast created and explode inside the Administrator's armor plating.-

Ludmilla: Ramirez!

-Ramirez's tail turns yellow as he starts scattering static-y yellow paint everywhere.-

RAMIREZ used ION DELUGE! All Normal-Type attacks are now Electric-Type!

Doomsday: <C'MON THEN, YOU OVERSIZED CROCK POT! I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO SCRAP!>

-Doomsday opens her mouth wide and SHOUTS at the mechanical beast, the waves gaining ions and a strong positive charge as they travel through the Deluge.-

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-Mx. Amarin frowns-

Mx. Amarin: Okay, that repairing is getting frustrating. Let's stop that.

-She recalls Holly, and Brecht teleports in-

Brecht: <...Well, this doesn't look friendly.>

Mx. Amarin: It very definitely isn't friendly at all! Problem is, it keeps healing itself!

Brecht: <Time to disable its administrative privileges.>

-He focuses, and the area around the Administrator flashes monochrome for a split second-

Brecht used Heal Block!

Mx. Amarin: Please work please work please work please work...

If it's a Glitch, then it might be a good time to see if those experimental ofuda will work on it. Does that thing have a weakness to Aura? Fenrir!

Fenrir: -Does a glitchy growl before firing an Aura Sphere at the dent-

Crochet: -Recovers and forms a Grass Knot between the Administrator's legs-

Muddy: -Throws up a Protect to defend against damage, before coming straight back down with an Earthquake Punch-

Coulomb: -Strikes with an electrified Return-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

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-Pentigan is... Surprisingly absent from the fight. Something like this, you think he'd be right in the middle of it...-
I hear us. I hear us. You hear us. Go north.
-He's found some quarters, someplace where he can sit and listen to the noise of battle and focus on it. He fears to hear the white between the pulse of battle-
Act three, the end of all things. Go north!
-He falls silent as he stares at the wall and strains his ears to hear the battle and shut out all else. The lights in the room are on and bright-
Defend the world, go north rejecting sun. GO NORTH

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

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-The Administrator simply glares at Spider as all her blasts shatter against its armor, doing nothing, and Nix's shadow ball splatters against it- "..."

-It grabs Tectonic and wields the Gigalith like a club, smashing Liberty through the floor, before hurling the Gigalith down too-

-The area around it goes monochrome as its plates stop regenerating for a moment, the Psychic's from Klaus and Pounce fail to even grab its attention, it turns towards the group, and it stops as the Foul Play does next to nothing- "I told you, that would not work a second-"

-The back plate of the Administrator is blown off and all the attacks slam into its exposed obsidian black fleshy interior-

-It's entire body flushes crimson as each strike causes it to glow brighter and brighter, storing the damage from each blow-

"NONE OF YOU WILL LIVE."

-And in a wide massive purple beam of pain that blasts out of its palms, it returns the collective damage from all the Pokemon back at each and every one of them, becoming a laser light show of attacks, that vaporizes the entire back wall of the hold, and the entire space behind it until the outside world is visible-

-It's body shimmers again and the plates instantly regrow-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

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-Senshi and Shana, tired from Hyper Beam, are blown back and knocked out-

Balthazar: -is used as club and impromptu projectile weapon.- <Ow.> -He manages to bring his shield up in time against the beam, though is nearly knocked through a wall.-

Argent: ~FUCK!~ -She teleports Ashen and herself back down to the bridge.-

-Archimedes is knocked back, then knocked out.-

-Robin is slammed into a wall and knocked out.-

-Zhi Shen Lung is knocked back by the kick, and intercepts the beam with a Protect in front of Siobhan, but the sheer force sends both of them tumbling out of the Stormchaser. Zhi Shen Lung flies both of them back up to the deck outside, then promptly collapses from exhaustion.-

Siobhan: "Holy fuck."

-Dunyazade stays close to Scheherezade, and does similar to Argent.-

Ashen: <I'm going with this is bad.>

Argent: -To everyone fighting.- ~We need to get it off the ship before it takes out one of the engines!~

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.