The Pokémon Genius
From: Jacob
IT'S THE LARGER PRINCIPLE AT WORK, DUKE
PRINCIPLES LIKE TETANUS
ROBIN I THINK I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE BUT
IF NOT HI I'M JACOB THAT'S NOT A PICTURE OF ME IT'S FAKE I TELL YOU
ZEAL I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU
JASON WE WILL DISCUSS THIS WHEN MY FRAGILE SELF IMAGE IS NOT BEING THREATENED BY MY OWN GIRLFRIEND AND A FEATHERED HAT
OF ALL THE THINGS I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SAY IN MY LIFE THAT RANKS AT TWELVE
And sure we can have a battle later that'd be fun.
ALINE
ALINE
ALINE
ALINE
JOSEPH WHAT THE HAJHKGKLJHGJBN WABVGJASD FNBASDCNVMA SDVGFBANSDFVB NVBNAS EBGDF
-He's glomped by a Sarah and flails spastically and flails on his keypad and hits send-
edited 3rd Sep '15 8:52:52 PM by Verax
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Text Wars, Today
From: Ren
So you admit you're a pastry then!
From: Ren
Jacob admitted he was a Pastry! He said he was red velvet cake!
From: Ren
DO EEEEET!
edited 3rd Sep '15 8:51:51 PM by keys2tkingdom
feeling blue
Floaroma Meadow
To: J-Team
NOW THE WORLD SHALL KNOW THAT JACOB IS PRECIOUS PASTRY!
YAAAAAAAAY
Flying Colors
Floaroma Meadow
-Sarah hugs Jacob tightly, waving to Hikari with one hand-
Sarah: Hi Hikari I'm gonna hug your boyfriend for a couple minutes or hours or however long it takes for him to admit he's adorable okay hope you don't mind sorry to interrupt your date x3
See ya
From: Zeal
well, i was just going to hold it over your head as blackmail material and not actually do anything, but it's becoming increasingly clear that this is going to be spread whether i help or not so i might as well have my fun.
it's for the best, i assure you!
Lover of Birds
From: Fletcha
I don't think I really know who half of you are, but this topic's hilarious!
done w ur shit
Sea of Kyogre, Floating Fortress, Bridge
Lazarus: -idly stalking the J-team on Facebook and Tumblr- That is down right adorable. Glendower, is that not adorable?
<Glendower: -looking over Lazarus' shoulder- Indeed, milord. Quite cute.>
feeling blue
Floaroma Meadow
"Oh hi Sarah, no problem. I'm sure everyone wants a piece of delicious pastry." said Hikari, waving back.
Bona-Fide Mastah
Sootopolis
From Jason
Sweeeeeeeeet. In the meantime, sleep. G'night Pastry Iridis.
-On the rooftops of the city, a helmeted figure sits...-
Blue Emperor?:...I should probably head back to sleep...bleh.
Sootopolis
From: Joseph
If you want to come to terms with all this, I can order a book that deals with it. It's called "So You've Turned Into A Delicious Breakfast".
...
For real, though, I hope I haven't troubled you too much. Sorry, and good night. You're not a cinnamon roll.
The Pokémon Genius
Floaroma Meadow
Jacob: -He's going blue even as he goes more red. It's a biological miracle!!-
"HELP... ME..."
-He slaps and flaps at his Holocaster-
I ADMIT NOTHING TO BEING A PASTRY
ONLY THAT IF I WERE A PASTRY WHAT WOULD WORK BETTER
I'M DIGGING MY OWN GRAVE HERE AREN'T I??
ALSO ZEAL WHAT THE HELL MAN
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
ALSO SARAH IS ATTACKING ME AND HIKARI IS LETTING IT HAPPEN AND MAKING INNUENDO ABOUT PEOPLE WANTING PART OF THE PASTRY DOUBLE STANDARD ABUSE FEMALE ON MALE CALLING IT OUT PLEASE SEND HELP
HEEEELP
edited 3rd Sep '15 9:06:08 PM by Verax
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
feeling blue
Floaroma Meadow
To: J-Team
GUYS SHOULD I BUY A BERET FOR JACOB THAT MATCHES MINE SO THAT WE CAN BE BERET BUDDIES?
The Pokémon Genius
From: Jacob
NO
Text Wars, Today
From: Ren
YES!
Flying Colors
Floaroma Meadow
Sarah: Oh, sorry, breathing's important.
-She loosens her grip but doesn't let go.-
Sarah: But it's true dammit the beret is adorable and you are adorable and eeeeeeeeeee
Text Correspondence
From: Joseph
Let's not embarrass him more.
done w ur shit
From: Bluebell
To: J-team(?)
Apparently I'm in the groupchat now? Help?
Meet The New Boss
Sootopolis
Robin:
And you don't look fake. You look utterly precious~ o3o
The Pokémon Genius
Floaroma Meadow
Jacob: "I AM NOT ADORABLE"
-He flails around a little-
-He blushyglares at Hikari-
From: Jacob
Hiakri when we get home tonight you are going to have nothing but pastries for dessert and like it!
From: Edge
-Edge.mustachetwirl.gif- Whohohohohohoho
edited 3rd Sep '15 9:20:02 PM by Verax
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Text Correspondence
From: Joseph
Oh that's right! There's this girl I ran into today named Bluebell and she's as cute and as funny as her name! She's like Dezi with a funny singing Bronzong.
Namas
;/
Flying Colors
Floaroma
Sarah: Yes, you are. You cannot deny the truth forever!
-clings-
edited 3rd Sep '15 9:19:45 PM by BittersweetNSour
feeling blue
Floaroma Meadow
To: J-Team
Sure, but I'm going to save you for last <3
To: J-Team
Sweet lord Hikari what are you doing.
Text Wars, Today
From: Ren
Jacob, since you're a pastry, that can taken as a double entendre.
trollface.jpg
Near Jakari
-A certain Lucario sticks around, smacking the stereo if need be
.-
Champloo: <Stupid formatting break, how hard is it to not break something that's already implemented, I swear...>
edited 3rd Sep '15 9:31:34 PM by DuneTheWanderer
Sootopolis
From Jason
Nice hat dude. Ain't the two of ya adorable. :3
...Arceusdammit I'm doing it in texts now! 3x
From Maria
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
From Jason
Oh hey, on an unrelated note, wanna battle sometime? I'm feelin' a tad outta practice.