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SandJosieph Bigonkers! is Magic from Grand Galloping Galaday Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
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#1: Feb 5th 2011 at 1:45:32 AM

And I specifically mean an object attached to an axle. Circles are still a recognized shape it's just that nobody bothered to associate the shape with movement. How would this effect human history?

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del_diablo Den harde nordmann from Somewher in mid Norway Since: Sep, 2009
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#2: Feb 5th 2011 at 4:44:05 AM

My guess is that we would never have invented the car, no airplanes, no high quality land roads, and being a seafaring traders.

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#3: Feb 5th 2011 at 12:56:26 PM

Then the people who reinvent it will be geniuses instead of idiots.

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#4: Feb 5th 2011 at 12:59:13 PM

The wheel was "invented"? I'm pretty sure it's one of those things that separate people make use of on their own.

Like how different cultures all over the world all came up with the bow and arrow, the knife, fire, and so on. It's so simplistic that it's always just been there.

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#5: Feb 5th 2011 at 1:00:09 PM

Then we would be backwards idiots and nothing would ever have been invented. Because if you can't make a wheel, damn hell you don't have the ingenuity to make much of anything.

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#6: Feb 5th 2011 at 1:11:59 PM

SUPER SLEDS.

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Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
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#7: Feb 5th 2011 at 1:14:32 PM

Indigenous inhabitants of the Americas never invented the wheel. They generally used, yes, sleds. Pulled by people, dogs, other animals, or later horses.

edited 5th Feb '11 1:14:48 PM by Tzetze

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#8: Feb 5th 2011 at 1:15:56 PM

As opposed to earlier horses?

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#9: Feb 5th 2011 at 1:19:14 PM

Everything would be built on a slant. SLEDDING EVERYWHERE!

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Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
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#10: Feb 5th 2011 at 1:19:29 PM

There weren't horses in the Americas  *

before the Spanish brought them.

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#11: Feb 5th 2011 at 1:21:33 PM

I know, I was just being stupid.

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Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
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#12: Feb 5th 2011 at 2:55:25 PM

Aztecs had the wheel, but they only had it as a kid's toy instead of using it economically.

And if there is no wheel then technoogy would be increbily stinted. Really think about everything that needs a wheel: cars, clocks, machinery, trains, guns... the list goes on.

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#13: Feb 5th 2011 at 6:14:10 PM

My car is a sled, your argument is invalid?

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#14: Feb 5th 2011 at 11:10:54 PM

Someone would probably invent it eventually. But if it never gets invented? We probably would be far behind on technology since the lack of circles moving would kill our transportation such as cars and elevators.

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#15: Feb 5th 2011 at 11:19:03 PM

If we did not have The Wheel, we wouldn't be able to build Chariots. We wouldn't be able to make road improvements on our tiles for movement and hooking up resources. We wouldn't be able to tech Pottery, Metal Casting, Machinery, Optics, Engineering, Guilds, Banking, Economics, Corporation, Astronomy, Printing Press, Replaceable Parts... So basically we'd be stuck in the Renaissance Era and our empire would be pretty crappy.

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#17: Feb 5th 2011 at 11:26:34 PM

Hey, there's always pistons with which we can make legs.

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#18: Feb 6th 2011 at 12:47:18 AM

It would be kind of hilarious if we'd somehow invented complex piston legs and then someone invented the wheel. I bet a lot of people would feel very stupid.

I'm not even sure that's theoretically possible though.

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#19: Feb 6th 2011 at 1:39:33 AM

The Martians of War Of The Worlds were said to of never invented the wheel despite their high tech. Instead using 'muscle-like contractions' to produce movement.

In both the films there is a scene where the aliens are investigating junk in a basement and are amazed with a simple bicycle wheel.

edited 6th Feb '11 1:42:23 AM by joeyjojo

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#20: Feb 6th 2011 at 8:06:24 AM

@Matrix: i see what you did theregrin.

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#21: Feb 6th 2011 at 12:50:06 PM

^^ There are no The War Of The Worlds films.

edited 6th Feb '11 12:50:34 PM by pagad

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#22: Feb 6th 2011 at 2:08:51 PM

Addendum to last post, @Matrix: Not to mention we'd get buttfucked early because we couldn't connect any copper or horses.

Unless we're surrounded by ocean. Then we're fine.

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#23: Feb 6th 2011 at 2:12:43 PM

I wonder what technologies aliens ask themselves this about.

Just like, Oop and Eep going

"Dude, can you imagine if that anti-gravity rock had never been invented?"

"I don't want to think about that, man. We'd be like...stuck in the information age, and stuff."

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Diamonnes In Riastrad from Ulster Since: Nov, 2009
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#24: Feb 6th 2011 at 4:05:38 PM

Three options, in order of probability:

1. Seafaring civilization; most cities would be along ocean and river shores; we'd use (singular) horses and maybe small sleds to carry stuffs.

2. we'd invent something else (like the aforementioned pistons)

3. Rocket-powered super sled.

edited 6th Feb '11 4:07:34 PM by Diamonnes

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