professional dork
Huh? That isn't a pillow...
Behind them is darkness full of peril, and in front of them are scheming wolves, apes, tigers, and leopards, waiting to plunder victory.
"......."
-*teleports out
"...I appear to have a ninja infestation."
Who is putting robots in my bed?!
My AO3. Results may vary
Lizard Metabolism
...(blinks) You're not a succubus, are you...?
How do lizards fly?
shine on
"What the...? How did I get here? This must be another Stand attack."
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
"Aww hell. How drugged did I get last night?"
...BEEP! -explodes-
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
professional dork
-Rubs eye-
-Blinks-
(...what did I do last night?!)
Behind them is darkness full of peril, and in front of them are scheming wolves, apes, tigers, and leopards, waiting to plunder victory.
Shadow of Legends
"Well, I've been in a few weird scrapes before, but this one takes the cake...!"
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
"...Wow, who put a rave in my bed?"
Numbness will subside in several minutes.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED!?
-uses PK Rockin'-
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Ahhhhh! There's someone in my bed!
"...Yes, that just happened to you. No, I won't tell anybody. Yes, you are now possibly pregnant. Or not."
"...
Y-you didn't do anything to me... d-did you?"
edited 24th Nov '14 4:44:55 AM by DevilPsyco
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Lizard Metabolism
Oi, I was here first. Get yourself your own bed, dammit.(shoves out)
How do lizards fly?
M'lady, I'm well aware of your... issues, but I'm a god, not someone you can fool around with for stress relief.
edited 24th Nov '14 7:34:14 PM by IchigoMontoya
"Just as planned."
"This is... odd."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL!?
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Lizard Metabolism
...(gets up to a sit, getting progressively more startled with each second)
...shit. How much did I drink yesterday?
How do lizards fly?
Who are you and how did this happen?
My AO3. Results may vary
(stares)
"You look so handsome when you sneeze,Mario."