So, Oliver Stohl and his conspiracy theorist buddy James are on the run from a pair of hitmen after witnessing a murder. Ollie thinks they're being chased by the mafia, and James thinks he's being chased by the Illuminati, but when it comes down to it someone
wants them dead, so they have to get the hell out of town.
Now, Ollie and James left their apartment building in a bit of a rush when guys in suits showed up and started shooting at them, and both quickly realize that in the heat of the moment they forgot to grab their wallets before driving off. (an honest mistake, considering that "oh god where's my wallet" isn't the first thing that comes to mind when the bullets start flying) After driving for a while to make sure they've lost whoever it is that's trying to kill them, the two stop by a gas station so Ollie can withdraw some money from an ATM.
Unfortunately, before Ollie can withdraw any money, James sees something
in the store that makes him completely flip out. Something in the store has convinced James that this gas station is owned and being monitored by the Illuminati, and drags Oliver out of the store in a panic.
I'm looking for something that could happen in the store, be it something the clerk says, or something they sell, or something else that your typical paranoid conspiracy theorist would misinterpret as masonic/Illuminati symbolism and cause him to have a near complete emotional breakdown.
Feel free to suggest something silly, the conspiracy aspect is played mostly for laughs anyway. Thanks in advance!
edited 3rd Feb '11 6:14:58 PM by Flackw