Hiding a box of scraps
YEEEEEESSSSS
I have waited so long for something like this... At last, this fic will get the smackdown it was destined to recive!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4721543/1/Wolfon_Chronicles_The_Pursuit
Don't go easy on it. It DESERVES pain.
A good writer puts in a lot of details in there story. But a great one gets a story from a single detail.
Ted Baxter extraordinaire
We'll be sure to show it no mercy.
Random Encounter
On the off chance you haven't run across a link, check our the So Bad It's Good and So Bad It's Horrble pages for Fan Fic.
(Sorry about the format weirdness. I have little to no idea what I'm doing.)
edited 1st Feb '11 11:02:23 AM by twasBrillig
...italics.
Ted Baxter extraordinaire
Yeah, I've looked through them, but I've noticed that most of them are pretty squicky. There's a few there we could probably use, but for the most part we're still aiming for mostly T-rated fics.
Of course, I might make some exceptions, such as My Inner Life, though I'll probably have the "sex" scenes excluded to avoid offending anyone.
My in-progress MST series can be found here. Yay shameless self-promotion!
Three words, man. High. School. AU.
^Shinra High is pretty much my favorite badfic of all time.
Inquisitively the freshman before the double doors of the school cocked her head to one side, wondering what kind of a dump her parents had sent her to this time. The school itself was very nice, but...nevertheless, it wasn't exactly where she wanted to spend the next four years of her life.
She wore a short, black leather skirt, a halter-top (As you can see, SHS doesn't have a dress code), and black leather boots that reached just above her knees. Her arms were adorned with elbow length gloves that she'd cut the fingers off of, and her fingers each had a dragonclaw ring. Her nails were painted a pretty, shiny black. Her long blonde hair was loose, framing a paper white face. She had put on black lipstick and black eye shadow, and that made her pale complexion look paler. Around her neck and wrists were spiked bracelets and a necklace, respectively. Her given name was Julia, but her friends called her Megami.
It gets better.
Light And Dark The Adventures Of Dark Yagami?
Also by the same person, Who Is Voldemorts Dad The Tales of Vernon Dursly
I'm not sure how NSFW it is, but StarKitsProphcy is pretty bad. Author seems to be The Fundamentalist, so probably not much sex.
edited 1st Feb '11 7:16:51 PM by melloncollie
Eclipse the Moon
The sex scenes are just IKEA Erotica anyway.
Also, anything done by Peter Chimaera or Squirrelking.
Thirty Hs is also halariously bad
edited 1st Feb '11 11:18:36 PM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Ted Baxter extraordinaire
Shinra High looks promising, I'll probably end up using it at some point.
I've heard about Light and Dark, but since it's a troll fic I'm not sure if there's any point in making fun of a story that was never meant to be taken seriously anyway.
My Immortal? Eh, I dunno...I also kinda suspect that thirty H's might be a troll fic too.
edited 2nd Feb '11 6:57:09 AM by Qmark
My in-progress MST series can be found here. Yay shameless self-promotion!
Random Encounter
Thirty H's is either parody or the product of a creatively deranged imagination...well, both, probably, but whatever. Nonetheless, seeing someone try and give it a detailed review of any stripe would be hilarious.
...italics.
Hiding a box of scraps
I didn't know Light And Dark was a trollfic ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
No Mercy for the Wicked
Iron Maiden and a Big Adventures.
http://s11.zetaboards.com/Metallichicks/topic/7334569/1/
Ted Baxter extraordinaire
To answer ABRICK's question, you can find our MST thread here (I'm ???, by the way, and I know the title needs work) As you can see, we're just getting started, but we'll probably be starting our first review tomorrow.
Also, those last two links look promising. The Metallica one in particular looks hilarious
gets mad about videogames
defiance
FaCe ThE sTrAnGe. yes, that really is how it's capitalized.
Ted Baxter extraordinaire
Comics Nix. Usually rather squicky, but so totally worth it.
And please do post these when you're done. I love a good fanfiction MST.
Belief or disbelief rests with you.
So, I wrote an Assassin's Creed fanfic back when the first game came out. I was watching a lot of Squirrel King and Peter Chimera at the time so I intentionally made it bad. I'm not sure if it's So Bad, It's Good or So Bad It's Horrible though. Anyone want to take a look at it? It's called Assassassin's Creed: Murderer for Justice.
edited 19th Apr '11 6:19:19 PM by WillKeaton
Pat. St. of Archive Binge
(Right now I feel like Max Bialystock finding the script for "Springtime for Hitler".) If you want to see the worst case of Writer on Board I've ever encountered in my thirty-two-and-a-bit years of life, I encourage, no, implore you to check out Chunin Exam Day.
It might be familiar to some of the rest, but this humble editor has never seen such a thorough picking-apart and assassination of a work. It's horrifically self-indulgent. It's ego run rampant. And the worst part is... he did it well.
When he introduced the Kishimoto ("destroys everything they touch") and Rowling ("make people argue") bloodlines, I groaned out loud, because he'd kept the WOB to a tolerable background level until then, salving the worst abuses of the canon with some pretty good reasoning, making me laugh like a loon at some of the others, and it all proved remarkably entertaining.
Even after that I kept reading, because I still wanted to see what happened next. I still don't know how he did it.
As such, this is a rare gem that needs to be read again and again as an example of Revenge Fic, of fanboy rage and, most importantly, of how NOT to write. Even if we're tempted to.
edited 20th Apr '11 6:32:08 PM by AckSed
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Ooooh, now I can finally use this. Watchmen: Red Son is an interesting idea in theory, but the execution is...
"Who resurrected me?" Veidt said, with an incredibly deep voice
"We did," Mengele replied
"Thank you. You have served your purpose."
Veidt focused his enhanced intelligence on their brains. Mengele felt his head.
"Urg…" he groaned
Brauchitsch started to feel the pain too, and so did Alvensleben. Suddenly, Mengele's eyes started bleeding, and Alvensleben started coughing up blood. Brauchitsch's eyes literally blasted out of his head. Mengele collapsed on the ground, and all the blood left his body. All three of them were dead.
"Now, I'd better get to work," Veidt decided
EXPLODING NAZI HEADS
edited 20th Apr '11 6:33:23 PM by melloncollie
Actually, there is no dirty content. Also, I love that story, it's So Bad It's Friggin Awesome.
Fuck that SHHIIIIIIIIIIIT! SHOW NO MERCY TO THAT BITCH! KILL IT WITH FIRE! DESTROYYYY ITTT! *Takes anger management pills*
edited 23rd Apr '11 4:18:45 PM by AgentDragonhunter
I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.
-Deep breath- Anyway, I've been sporking a really terrible story called Naruto Veangance Revelaitons. It's been deleted twice, but the author says he'll re-post it again.
edited 23rd Apr '11 4:21:00 PM by AgentDragonhunter
I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.
Yes, it's an odd request, I know. Myself and a few people on another website are planning on starting our own series of MST's, and we're looking for some good (or in this case, bad) material to riff on. I've already found a few fanfics we could use (mostly just generic Mary Sue-ish fics) but we could still use some more.
My only requests are that the fics have to be a) genuinely, unintentionally awful (no parodies or troll fics), and b) rated T or lower (we don't want to have to break out the Brain Bleach just yet)
If anyone can reccomend me some fics that fit these guidelines, I'd appreciate it.
edited 1st Feb '11 9:39:14 AM by Qmark
My in-progress MST series can be found here. Yay shameless self-promotion!