Some say P. Diddy caused 9/11

P. Diddy created Sonic Dreams Collection.

P.Diddy created Levin.

P Diddy caused the Watergate Scandal, and then removed a few minutes from the tapes, to save his own skin.

P Diddy was too extreme for Hitler, and banned from Germany.

P. Diddy is responsible for the server crash of 2008

P. Diddy is definitely not the reason for the season. He is, however, the man behind the merchandise being so overpriced.

P. Diddy was the man who rejected Hitler from entering the art school. Both times.

P. Diddy started this thread

P. Diddy told Nintendo about Pokemon Uranium

P Diddy is the reason why Diddy Kong is second fiddle to Donkey Kong

P.Diddy is behind 95% of Americans being more willing to have their finger sliced off than vote for a candidate who isn't Democrat/Republican.

P. Diddy kidnapped and killed Jimmy Hoffa.

P. Diddy wrote and animated Foodfight!.

P.Diddy forced Justin Timberlake to tear off Janet Jackson's clothes during the Super Bowl.

Dammit, what didn't Diddy do?!

P. Diddy is a serial arsonist, serial killer, terrorist and serial rapist. His sexual crimes alone count in the high thousands, across gender barriers and include pedophilia, sexual assault, desecration, sado-sexual torture by blow-torch, child pornography, statuatory rape of a woman just before her 18th birthday just to spite the law, mind rape, that thing from Demolition Man, VR rape, penetration by assault rifle, sexual assault of a public statue and solicitation. He is known for torturing his personal victims for days, even months at a time. He has killed an estimated 2,433 people, and caused over a billion dollars of property damage. To this day, P. Diddy is at large in Diddyland, a neo-fasco-communist nation located in a formerly Tibetan mountain range.

P. Diddy is a lawyer.

P Diddy is ALL OF THE ABOVE

P.Diddy made it so Hillary won over Bernie Sanders.

P.Diddy did something so unspeakable, I cannot say what it was. However, it was so bad, it is unacceptable for a Cards Against Humanity card. Period. Just don't even try to use what he did, it will not be pretty. Someone died!

P.Diddy is a conservative, whilst G.Qiddy is a liberal.

P Diddy tried to replace the Democratic Party with the Communists, and the Conservative party with the Nazi Party!

P. Diddy changed his stage name back to Puff Daddy in 2015 as a way of deliberately fucking with the collective brains of the music industry.

I would be absolutely unsurprised if this were actually intended to be the case.

P. Diddy killed Dr. Dre and locked him in Slim Shady's basement.

P. Diddy shot the Pope.

P. Diddy shot the sheriff AND the deputy.