ITT: Your Avatar Is Reading Slash Of Themselves and The Above Avatar

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-Kills the shit out of everything-

I hope she doesn't kill me... She'd better not kill me- BLEEEEEH! Mammals do it like that? Disgusting!

I shall read more of this series For Science!!

...The hell even is that?

Oh dear god...freaking shippers

edited 2nd Nov '12 5:46:53 PM by GearLeader

This isn't slash! I feel cheated.

now if I was REALLY sadistic, I would switch to my usual avvy. :P

edited 2nd Nov '12 6:54:48 PM by Poisonarrow

This...is not bad.

"Whoa, what the heck is this?!"

Heh. Shippers. You just can't account for them, can you?

-Chaos Blasts the computer to oblivion, then Chaos Controls into the author's house-

... -fails to blow up the computer with a load of gunpowder-

-Creates a large amount of Von Neumann machines to devour all internet connectors and computers, then blows them all up.-

"2.5/4 stars"

edited 4th Nov '12 6:46:15 PM by starfy64

...We've never seen this, alright?

Alright.

But...Riku Kairi.

edited 5th Nov '12 7:58:09 AM by StrawberrytheSecond

He's what, fifteen? Someone's gonna bleed for this...

-NOSEBLEED-

"That...was awesome!"

Jay, what the hell?

Ohhhhh, she wrote this, didn't she? Mm-hmm, I see how it is. Put someone in a potato ONE TIME, suddenly they're out to get you. Okay. Okay, that's fine. I won't hold a grudge. I'll be the bigger man here. I won't let it upset me. Nope.

...Someone's going down for this.

...Truth be told, I still don't know how this, uh, machine managed to actually-

You talk no more, Shion!

Well they are certainly cute.

This... a tribute to the art of physical love — not a true love, as our bodies all crave this primal urge, as the skies above and earth below must yearn for the undulating promise of rain — shows beauty in its composure, as the white rose symbolises the fleeting moments between life and death that somehow feel more real than any true experience we may encounter. So we write this moment out, we lift our souls from the fog of doubt.

[Translation: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! <3 ]

edited 6th Nov '12 7:38:21 AM by GameSpazzer

...I have no words. Seriously, what is wrong with these people?

On the contrary, I liked it. ^^ She's such a good kisser too...

O-kay... You will now move away from me, Shion.

... Well this is pretty al right.

The guy who wrote this is still quite a jerk though.

Oh, come on, that's just poor syntax. I mean, I could write better stories than this. Well, not write, I guess, you can't write on a computer, can you? Or maybe you can? I dunno, maybe someone's figured it out. Who knows?