Shitty Flash Games (That Are Still Enjoyable)

Post horrible flash games that still have above-average replay value.

Me, I'd have to pick Sonic in Angel Island. Pathetically easy boss, inability to die, horribly ripped sprites, and still fun.

There was one where you were a bear that hugs people...

Robot Unicorn Attack?

^^ That would be Vegetable Game, by Terry Cavanagh.

To be fair, he could probably make most games into gold.

edited 11th Jan '11 2:31:09 PM by Saigyouji

Terry Cavanagh... as in the guy who made VVVVVV?

Adventure Quest is strangely addicting for a game that- BECOME A GUARDIAN TO SEE THE REST OF THIS SENTENCE!

^ At least it's only a one time fee that costs the same as much as three months of Runescape.

That being said, I still got my ass kicked a lot. Or maybe even more often...

Super Smash Flash is fun, despite all the flaws it has. You know, like the bad physics, weird fan-characters, and the like.

...Game Maker?

Small Worlds...the game is pretty crappy...you have no idea what the story is, the game doesn't bother explaining it, but the music is pretty nice. And you just want to go further until the game makes some damn sense...but even after beating it, I just end up asking myself..."what the hell did I just play?! What is this game about?!"

Iji.

edited 12th Jan '11 2:06:28 AM by TheGreatPiesAlt

You Have To Burn The Rope — its music is really catchy, and its graphics are pretty easy on the eyes compared to some of the flash games out there.

Terry Cavanagh... as in the guy who made VVVVVV?

The very same.

It is worth noting that Super Smash Flash 2 is a major improvement. It may even be So Cool Its Awesome.

Anything made by Nerdook ever. They all look the same but the games have their own little charms.

Nerdook games are mad repetitive but I still play 'em.

You Have To Burn The Rope is a delightfully silly one.

Dunno if you'd call it a shitty game or just a rare example of a stress reliever that doesn't get boring, but Random Heroes could qualify, I think - http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/584905

Beyond simple to beat once you have decent powerups, powerups simple to purchase if you save up cash in the first levels, characters are just skins... Yet it's because of these things that it serves as some wicked decent stress relief; plowing through zombies who barely fight back with more and more powerful weapons, with a small number of easily-unlockable characters sprited with nicely-done retro graphics, and skipping levels to get easy achievements? Screw Bejeweled!

edited 10th Jan '12 7:21:31 AM by DoctorDiabolical

Yeah, I thought it was fun too. Needs less slowly-moving floating platforms though.

Bloons Tower Defense.

At least, I think it's shitty. But still fun, obviously.

edited 10th Jan '12 11:58:01 AM by Mukora

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Vector TD (tower defense). Hard as hell to beat, archaic vector-style graphics, rage-quit inducing periods of stress, but it's addictive. It has a nice bit of music, too.

I beat vector TD for the first time. Woo. Go Rocket Battery Battalion.

I know Super Smash Flash has already been mentioned, but there's some sort of sense of Nostalgia about it even if you're playing it for the first time. By no means is it a good game (there's a huge game breaking bug involving left clicking and it feels way too floaty) but if you haven't played it once, give it a try.