Shut up!
"No, I'm talking about cat poop. What are you talking about?"
Fear is a superpower.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
'Why did he have to blind the poor piano? It can hardly even sing as it is...'
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
'80s TV Action Hero
Oh, yeah. Necropaedobestiality. It's all about the underage dead horses.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Manliest Person on Skype
"Well, I am Internet Mom. Therefore, the Internet is honey!"
You should be so lucky as to have me explain this one.
Stuff what I do.
Freelance Worrywart
"'Hey, let's go to that one park where everyone gets mugged!' 'Won't we get mugged?' 'Exactly!'"
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
In uffish thought
Slendy, may I enquire why you considered this a good idea in any context?
That was the amazing part. Things just keep going.
Freelance Worrywart
My friend needed to get out of doing Bruce Springsteen karaoke. This was my suggestion of what she could do.
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
In uffish thought
Well, I guess it's a valid option, but that doesn't make it sensible. Not that you ever claimed it was, though, so I guess you have some sense of self-preservation! 
edited 16th Oct '12 9:05:40 AM by Telcontar
That was the amazing part. Things just keep going.
Freelance Worrywart
Hey, it's not like I made her do it
Drunkscriblerian: "What are you cooking?"
Me: "Hair."
"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
"Of course. 'Very mad face.' Question is, can I do that while she’s in my mouth?"
I was talking to a friend about signing to word "bitch" at a hygienest if she pokes my gums too hard. My friend reminded me that when signing, facial expressions are important.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Freelance Worrywart
"So, have they told you which minorities you can whale on yet?"
My friend is taking a course in preparation for joining the police force. He was less than impressed with this question.
Parasol Star Memories
"There's a porn blog following me! Why is there a porn blog following me?!"
edited 17th Oct '12 6:10:06 PM by hnd03
So. Let's all pause for a moment to smell what the Rock was, is, and forever will be... cooking.—Cave Johnson
Powerful Naked Killers.
She my BF I just want her to stop training to make me think of theses things as Viable options in sexual partners.
ETERNAL
Youth volunteer helper: "We should send off a top 10 of our silliest ways to fundraise"
Me: "And I've contributed three of those so far!"
Also,
"And then the Belgians attacked?" Said to a friend of mine during his telling a story from his life to me.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Freelance Worrywart
"Hey, it's what doctors do. They see a problem, they strip someone naked."
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
" I use a flamethrower instead"
The Darkness Grows
"Crap! I forgot the Asians."
RISE
How fleeting...
"I have to be there when you tell Mr. K about the million babies you plan to have with him!"
Me to my friend Cheyenne after a rather hilarious game of MASH.
I don’t even know anymore.
i seee youuuu
"TABLE! CRADLE! TABLE! CRADLE!"
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
Hero Shepherd
Do I have aliens? ''Do I have aliens?" You bet you're Ass I have Aliens.
Just my mind being my mind
edited 23rd Oct '12 9:37:21 PM by LoserHero
ETERNAL
"Transcendant Toupee"
edited 24th Oct '12 12:35:47 PM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
"Why did it compare me to Anne Frank?"
I tried pictriev.
Welcome to the herd Aqua Man, Bat Man, Hinata, Hagrid, And Zoidberg
Thinking about what I would dray if I ever got "Brony" on Draw something.
edited 14th Oct '12 10:13:30 AM by HeroShepherd