"Look, purple shorts, two-colour shirt, garish belt, silly cap, overpriced headphones. That's style, man! That's the streets, man!"

I wasn't the one wearing that crap, thank god.

"No gay sex?! This is madness!"

A discussion on slash fic.

edited 3rd May '12 9:04:46 PM by UmLovely

"Sounds like a game...'pull the old people out of the holes'."

"I feel like the forum drunk again."

"It had a cutie mark. Ow, my brain!"

"It" was a nuckelavee. Talk about your incongruities.

edited 3rd May '12 10:32:08 PM by FarseerLolotea

Two, in descending order of strangeness:

"So, if you're a drunken pot-smoking little person, you must really be in demand..."

My mom noticed how often studies on marijuana and alcohol, along with casting calls for little people, are posted on craigslist

"Urine is a valid form of I.D. now. You just pee in a cup and they take it to a lab out back and analyze it to figure out your age"

Someone vandalized a sign in front of our club so that it claimed that your "Driver's license, military ID, or piss" (instead of passport) was required to get in

"You've got to take up your father's sword, and fight the French and the Scots!"

(I don't know how I got to this joke, I honestly don't)

"I unbuckled your bra, I will not unbuckle your underwear!"

You wouldn't believe me even if I told you.

edited 4th May '12 5:20:03 PM by Superkim111

"I have concluded that Lady Sei was rather a jerk." (*cat sounds*)

"Roasted dick, anyone? It's nice and crunchy!"

Best if this goes unexplained, really.

"I keep finding invertebrates in my cleavage."

I was rocking a nasty spider bite earlier, but then it smeared.

"Yes, I am Britain. All of it."

Friend of mine asked if I was British, but said Britain instead. And thus a new meme was born.

"Are the sesame seeds Celtic"?

Does he talk to fairies and unicorns that only he can see?

@ Pho. ALL HAIL KING PHO

Ambiguity is my weapon of choice.

"What if the clarinet was screaming but nobody knew it was in pain."

"My bucket overfloweth with emotion" Referring to how stressed I was over finals.

"That's the thing you never hear about genetically modified superheroes. One day Squirrelman will probably be the greatest hero ever, but right now he's sitting in a tree eating trail mix."

Me and my brother were playing basketball at the park and decided to take a break. We sat down by a tree and saw some kid climb it with a bag of trail mix.

"A planty-pat purkle what?"

a purple platypus. Mom and I had a slight communication failure.

edited 8th May '12 11:20:28 PM by UmLovely

"It's fun being intellectually superior to others!"

My remark after seeing a sign which read, "Congradulations, Gradutes!"

"Spiders first arose in the nightmares of Satan, before raping their way into reality."

Although an honorable mention goes to:

"Chuck Norris can play the acoustic theramin."

edited 10th May '12 3:35:29 AM by SuperHeroineAddict

"It was very interesting. I heard a strange noise so I looked up and what should I see but a man cutting a hole in my ceiling from on top of the roof."

That wasn't some clever remark, this actually happend to me. The context of said situation will be left to your imagination. And what do you know, that rhymed.

"Give me your primroses, bitch!"

I become a little too obsessed with an MMORPG.

edited 10th May '12 10:46:22 PM by Mort08

"Come here, you little blue..."

Directed at a misbehaving cat.