The strangest thing you've said today...

"They're letting that pedo run for downs; is it too late to get Chris Hansen to suit up?!?"

"But why do I have to use the non-flushing toilet?!"

"And suddenly this movie is Inception."

"Actually, I'm a lizard person. I'm really hungry right now though, which is why I painted these maggots."

"interior crocodile alligator"

Apart from this.

what Saber should have been is a muscular, scar-faced, hauberk-donning, axe-wielding, shield-locking, screaming mad Pict/Celt warlady with a penchant for ale, head-taking and body paint.

then nothing. I am generally not a weird person.... Generally... Usually.

I would watch FSN in a heartbeat if Saber had been like that. :D

"So you DO think he's.... FAAABULISTHP~ ?"

"It's not even the first time I've broken a chopstick while clearing a jammed clarinet..."

"No, that actually came out of my throat."

“I’m not exactly hemorrhaging money over your flawed pop-tart logic.”

"My mouth tastes like a shit's shit."

"Look, if you're wrecking havoc, you're making the situation less havocky overall. Are you sure that's what you want?"

"It's like Terminator, if John Conner was a chair."

Had a few of these today.

"I SHALL RIDE ACROSS THE SKY ON A GIANT VULVA, SHOOTING RAIN FROM MY FINGERTIPS!"

"So they issue a fatwa against anyone who draws her knees?"

"What do you think the economy of Nipple-opolis is based on? Mining!"

"Actually, it'd probably be against his principles for the Buddha to go round chopping down trees like a beaver with his one gigantic tooth."

"To be fair, I did just describe someone using her vagina as a cereal bowl. In great detail."

"If you go far enough down her cleavage you get to Mordor."

... To be fair, most of my days are reasonably similar to this. It's why I love my group of friends so much.

"It's like epiphenomenal philosophy - everything is made up, and the points don't matter."

"I SHALL RIDE ACROSS THE SKY ON A GIANT VULVA, SHOOTING RAIN FROM MY FINGERTIPS!"

Now that is the weirdest example I have seen here.

You are now sigged!

edited 7th Feb '11 11:05:08 AM by Fuzy2K

Had an interesting conversation between my wife, Haven, and I a few days back after a very late Magic The Gathering Draft in which Haven beat my wife in their final match. I’m just going to sort of paraphrase from my faulty memory here.

Haven: “Do you think anyone’s actually skull fucked another, while that person was still alive?”

Lady Justice: “Maybe pirates…?”

Justice: “I don’t know, I think an eye socket is too small” *using one hand to drive, and the other to sort of measure how large his orbital socket is*

Haven: “I was thinking that it would be too big.”

Justice: “This still sounds like really BAD idea, given how solid a skull is. One quick movement and someone is missing a penis. Sure one person is out one eye out of two, but the other is now out his only penis, so I think we know who wins the pranksters gambit on THAT one.”

Lady Justice: “I’m still going to wait in your bedroom and rape your (Haven’s) eye when you’re dead”

Haven: “How are you going to make that work?”

Lady Justice: “I can buy a dildo!”

Justice: “…When he’s dead? Are you just going to wait until he dies of natural causes? I think Haven should be more worried about the ever-present woman with a dildo looming in the corner of his room for the rest of his life more than what she’ll do to him when he’s dead.

What’s he going to say when he has a girl over? ‘Hey, don’t mind the woman with the dildo there, she’s always there. Let me just put a sheet over her.’”

This is what 7 + hours of drafting does to your brain, people.

edited 30th Apr '12 2:09:16 PM by Justice4243

This wasn't today, but I keep on forgetting to post it.

(completely serious, slightly surprised voice:) "Newspapers grow on trees near newsagent's, didn't you know that?"

"Oh, no! My weiner exploded!"

...Its not really as dirty as it sounds.

"So you wish to repeatedly stab someone until you're ready to empty your body fluids?"

Last night, but whatever.

@Epi: Who did you say that to, and may I get a phone number?

Well, we better get a mohel, then.

(A mohel, pronounced "moyel", is the Jewish doctor who performs a circumcision)

"Richard, what are you doing with that knife?!?"

"I should declare doctorate over strange fetishes or something..."

edited 10th Feb '11 2:47:09 PM by KuroFox