The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
Me: "I have hair like Fabio... too bad it's only hair."
Flatmate: "Who is Fabio?!"
Me: "Oh yeah, I forgot you spent last thirty years under a rock."
Li'l Shardfinder
Yeah, that's his head.
...Or maybe he has a cat that looks like Les Claypool.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"So, today I negotiated for a bunch of harpoon-wielding maniacs with sharks to guard my oceanic trade routes. What have you been up to?"
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
We've come too far to give up who we are
"I swear for the love of Mario and Luigi running from Yoshi on some lined paper, collage ruled, if this guy continues to use shotguns I'm going to marry a sheep and adopt thirty pet rocks."
I said this very seriously on mic during some pvp in destiny.
We're up all night to get lucky
The Zangoose nobody likes
"Okay, good. I did not want it to explode because of weasels."
"That is hard to argue or agree with." ~Penny
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
"Durian flavor (lube)? Really?"
I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot
In the name of being honest
Li'l Shardfinder
That would be a weird Doom episode... "Knee-deep in the Donuts"...
edited 6th Dec '16 10:43:50 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
"Suspect is considered armed and extremely fragrant!"
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"I have the sudden rush to defend and advertise a fanbase I haven't been a part of in years. If there was a mood ring that showed this emotion, it would be a vague beige"
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Having a good time!
"I'm talking Liberace gay!" - me attempting to describe a certain anime that's swept anime fans off their feet.
edited 7th Dec '16 8:36:55 PM by TolkienOtaku
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Li'l Shardfinder
That's Billy's mom from Gremlins.
(beat)
Or 90 year old Ally Sheedy...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
"So she just decided not to tell them that a prostitute had sat on their pizza"
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
New account is voidify
"Ah, so this is backstory, not a subconscious wish that they be dead."
"That doesn't mean I'm not going to *do* it, it just means I'm going to complain about it."
"Why did you put the pants on the shoe rack."
"Nah, I just want a kilo of Nutella."
"Careful, don't trip over the Mountain Dew"
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"And that was the day the multiverse learned to fear toffee."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
My son is a dumbass
"I need an armored grandfather clock."
In the name of being honest
While discussing the allegedly impressive size of Zheng He's
treasure vessels, and whether the more extravagant claims made by some Chinese archaeologists could be verified.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"But you don't have to dye your hair blue and run around with a Polaroid."
(In response to my flatmate sighing "Life Is Strange...")
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Li'l Shardfinder
I wish my front door would turn into a woman...
(in reference to this commercial...)
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
"I sound like Styrofoam."
"Just as planned."
"Oh GOD, I've got to stop sniffing this Ajax..."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Don't want to leave but cannot pretend
"Quick, honey! We need to have sex on this door! Jesus told me!"
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"It's all fun and games until you get a very awkward boner."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"what good is it if it doesn't have flaming buttholes?"
Cold soda is being pourn— "Pourn"... That didn't sound right.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.