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"I mean, c'mon! It looks like a Pickles!"

I have this iPod Touch app called "Cut The Rope", and there is a small green thing called an "Om Nom" that I have feed the little sweet to. I have called this Om Nom "Pickles". I blurted this out infront my friends and then had to argue that it did look like a Pickles.
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edited 11th Jan '11 1:04:16 PM by nohaynicklibre

54 nekoalexa11th Jan 2011 04:12:59 PM from the same place I've always been
"And the color is two!"

I was playing Uno with my cousin and a friend, and they had been successively beating me. Well, I had a wild card, which I got really excited about, and when I placed it on the table, I yelled the above words. I meant to say blue! My cousin won't let me hear the end of it -_-

edited 11th Jan '11 4:15:10 PM by nekoalexa

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55 Tidal_Wave_1711th Jan 2011 04:33:44 PM from Business, Nunya , Relationship Status: Singularity
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56 Schitzo11th Jan 2011 04:36:03 PM from Akumajou Dracula , Relationship Status: LA Woman, you're my woman
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57 Noaqiyeum11th Jan 2011 05:04:12 PM from a thought-experiment gone horribly wrong , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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Technically this was yesterday. I haven't said much today.

"Well, I assume you'd rather hear the sappy love song last, so first I'll play the ridiculously catchy depressing one."
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58 SpainSun11th Jan 2011 05:11:39 PM from Somewhere Beyond Here
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edited 14th Jan '11 4:21:24 AM by Idler20

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64 Fuzy2K12th Jan 2011 09:00:45 PM from Kappa Mountain , Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Continue?
[up] What was the context for that?

edited 12th Jan '11 9:00:54 PM by Fuzy2K

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Actually yesterday, but whatever:

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71 Ozbourne13th Jan 2011 12:53:17 PM from the x on a treasure map , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
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72 Fuzy2K14th Jan 2011 03:59:26 AM from Kappa Mountain , Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Continue?
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Ah yes, the hall of Frosted Red Butts.
73 Ozbourne14th Jan 2011 03:38:11 PM from the x on a treasure map , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
8luh 8luh.
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74 Noaqiyeum14th Jan 2011 09:57:31 PM from a thought-experiment gone horribly wrong , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The it-thingy
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