The strangest thing you've said today...

This was actually yesterday, but: "Maybe they've got fishnets on underneath their clothes, you don't know."

"I could've, but I was preoccupied with wasabi ginger chips and Breaking Bad action figures."

Alternately, "Off to the basement now. Either to blow up monsters or gawk at Ms. Curda's lovely pair of stems. I'm not sure yet."

'You mean they just let Baggage-Handler Bob do a Zoidberg up the runway and into the terminal? Well, he should be easy to spot; he'll probably look like that melty guy at the end of Robo Cop.'

"Oh, that's close.." -wince- "..well, half the plane's still th-.." -wince again- "..why can't I just shut my pretty mouth."

edited 21st Oct '14 3:08:27 PM by Catfish42

"Since when did Doctor Strange get bangs?"

I might have broken my toe! (beat) ...Anyway,

and

"A moving pictures". That's grammatically correct, actually, like "A crossroads" or "A crosshairs". "A moving pictures".

"Hey, it could work... Pineapple urine!"

Okay this may have been last week but

"I'd much rather have Henry, Vaati, Sully, and Sabrina over Lucina, Dick Hunt Duo, Dr. Mario, and Dark Pit."

I tried to say Duck Hunt Duo.

edited 22nd Oct '14 6:14:14 AM by Landorkus

"Dutch Babies - sounds like a modest proposal to aid the people of the Netherlands."

edited 22nd Oct '14 9:19:11 AM by RatherRandomRachel

"A dildo with legs singing the power rangers theme is the sweet mystery of life "

And to top it off I've only been up for maybe half an hour or so.

edited 22nd Oct '14 12:16:40 PM by BaronPraxis

"I died, and you forgot?"

"Oh well, you don't look like a rastafarian's nutsack yet, so I think you don't really have to care."

Also, "Some people use their own heads as butt plugs, no wonder they feel insulted when they realize that others use... different things." (context: the inflatable Christmas tree in Paris that looks like a giant butt plug, and the outrage expressed by rightards suffering from cranio-rectal insertion)

edited 22nd Oct '14 3:41:09 PM by NotSoBadassLongcoat

"I swear to God, if one more person shows up, I'm gonna break out the necropsy kit."

"Old-people sass is the best sass ever."

"Well, it's really not that gross. It's basically ammonia. So, you'd just be cleaning the floor, with your dick."

"Wait... Do we each get a collar, or are we wearing the same collar?"

Last night (in CAH):

Black card (paraphrased): "What made you the happiest, today"

White card: "Concealing a boner"

Person (paraphrased): "Thanks for sharing, Wolf."

Me: "It can be hard."

edited 22nd Oct '14 7:35:51 PM by SpaceWolf

That's gotta be the weirdest— He's like a Scottish robot clown... pirate... superhero.

(describing a commercial where a kid was wearing a Halloween costume with... varying elements.)

The one where the mom is like "it's scarier when it doesn't match" and the kid is like "just like the chairs?"

"Pope slap!"

I don't know, the sound was muted.

The kid had a rainbow afro and a silver tube on his arm, and a cape.

"Do you have any idea how much tape I used up sticking my pants to the wall?"

"I'm almost positive that this woman is stealing my cat."

"We've already seen zombie Bruce Lee challenge Chuck Norris, Zombie Hitler returned, then Ebola gave us all a lesson in pathology, yet God is mysteriously absent in this whole thing, and I kind of wanted to declare war on Him."

Nation States is having it's annual Zombie Apocalypse, so the forums have become a gold mine for these.

"After being blinded, I can not declare the villain "My new light!" and attempt to rip his eyes out."

"If I am stupid enough to summon a black hole I will be the only one injured. Because."

edited 24th Oct '14 8:02:42 AM by Blackcoldren

"Ditto is the personification of comedy."

"You shouldn't be eating any poop" This was after hearing about a New York news anchor telling people not to eat poop that may be infected with Ebola