The strangest thing you've said today...:

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PARTY HARD!!!!
...out of context.

I'll start.

"I don't think anyone wants to sniff your eyeball."
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
2 ImipolexG8th Jan 2011 09:20:37 PM from all our yesterdays
frozen in time
no one will notice that I changed this
Was?
"Supplies for an orgy I would assume"

Context: When asked by the girl at the register why the customer in front of me needed 14 cans of whipped cream.
4 merton8th Jan 2011 09:28:23 PM from my heart to yours.
defiance
OT but an art student friend of mine once bought children's clothes, duct tape, and photographic film at a Target. No questions were asked.
PARTY HARD!!!!
...
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
6 Tidal_Wave_178th Jan 2011 09:34:14 PM from Business, Nunya , Relationship Status: Singularity
Former All Time Troper, Present Tumblrite
"Boink!"

edited 8th Jan '11 9:34:41 PM by Tidal_Wave_17

7 Cogito8th Jan 2011 09:35:23 PM from The Legendary Battle
Blazing Hero
"Yes, I am doing a good job of drilling holes into things, I need more things to drill holes into, can you give me some?"
Listen up, and don't forget. Don't think your belief in me makes you strong, and don't believe in me to be strong. Believe in Yourself.
You uncultured swine!

Me expressing my anger at my sisters/friends for not liking Queen.
PARTY HARD!!!!
It's more fun if there is no explanation.

Oh well.

"It's in my nature."
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
This was actually yesterday, but

"No, we should get him What To Expect When You're Expecting."

...it's a long story/in-joke.
Was?
If it is without context it is just random drivel that out to be in Forum Games. With context it can create a surprise for the reader between what they thought caused that sentence and what actually happened.

Remember, a Noodle Incident / Noodle Implements are funny if used once in a while, not all the time.

12 PippingFool8th Jan 2011 09:56:05 PM from Babakiueria , Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
A butler to die for!
"The scientists were filing off the patients fingers and toes as said appendages were slowly turning into hooves"

Describing a wierd dream to my parents

edited 8th Jan '11 9:57:39 PM by PippingFool

I still have imaginary friends; they're just called "original characters" now and I can keep writing stories about them - Tuckerscreator
13 ImipolexG8th Jan 2011 09:58:26 PM from all our yesterdays
frozen in time
Well, for what it's worth, I got my sugar.
no one will notice that I changed this
14 Vorpy8th Jan 2011 10:02:22 PM from from from from from from
Unstoppable Sex Goddess
"Do you have a penis, Mr. Owl?"
If the amount of rape that is acceptable to you is not zero, and you are not Pyramid Head, you need to seriously rethink your life.
PARTY HARD!!!!
@Vorpy, not too hard to guess where that came from...

@Alk: You're probably right. The tension could kill me, not knowing the truth.
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
Biter of Hell
"I want to be tied to a tree and given a vivisection by a door... I mean, a bear..."
Ontology is existence.
17 Aryn8th Jan 2011 10:10:36 PM from The place with states.
Shipper of Spacetime
"Or a Cinderella-shaped punching bag."

edited 8th Jan '11 10:10:43 PM by Aryn

@Vorpy: Probably not; birds have different genitals to humans.
Dat Troper
"I'm sorry for dating you nonconsensually, but you did cheat on me with three men and two women."
Unwinning Ranger
I nominate my dad.

Me: "I just feel like a zombie tomorrow so I was humming Thriller from Michael Jackson."

Dad: "Oh, that has zombies?"

Note: My dad's a musician himself. True, he's never been a Michael Jackson fan, but this was just... *facepalm*
21 Ozbourne9th Jan 2011 05:02:38 PM from The Minus World , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
8luh 8luh.
"It was a sexy hairdryer, too."
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
22 Belle-Mage9th Jan 2011 05:06:44 PM from right behind you.
WHY YOU LITTLE-!
Technically counts since I said it at 3am: "Why is there a blond bartender throwing around vending machines."

I'm talking about a character from Durarara, of course.

edited 9th Jan '11 5:07:20 PM by Belle-Mage

I'm not a Pokemon Trainer, you zetta sons of digits!
Responsible adult
"How dare you not ask the pink ball for assistance!"
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
24 Vorpy9th Jan 2011 05:43:10 PM from from from from from from
Unstoppable Sex Goddess
"It's like The Muppets...with Porn."
If the amount of rape that is acceptable to you is not zero, and you are not Pyramid Head, you need to seriously rethink your life.
25 Mamanerd9th Jan 2011 06:00:09 PM from SPACE....I'm in space
I think a decent chunk of the "I just had sex with a dolphin" thread will stand in for me here.
"An empty stomach is not a good political advisor" - Albert Einstein
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