'Good for you'... which I mainly use when someone says that they lost their textbook or something.
"Miiiike..." (in a dejected tone)
...when something in a game or otherwise is unusual or unfair, in reference to Mike Zaimont, who a friend thinks does changes too drastic in Skullgirls patches.
edited 12th Aug '14 11:00:44 PM by TheMike
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property..."Have fun with that", "You keep telling yourself that, man", and "I SWEAR TO GOD" for when I'm particularly peeved during a game.
but HOW?'What have we got?'
'Let's boogie.'
'Oh, fuck me...'
edited 24th Aug '14 5:09:26 AM by InverurieJones
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'"That's truly, truly wonderful."
Usually said in a very dry and sarcastic manner.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart"Fuck me sideways."
"Well, slap my ass and call me George Lucas."
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property..."Well paint me pink and call me Fluttershy!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von LewisFluttershy's yellow tho....
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart"Goddamn Floater Bullshit!"
"Oh, well that's several levels of disappointing."
That's the joke.
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"Whatever"
And not in the Valley Girl way.
"I'm not rushing; just living".
"Uh...because I fuckin' can?"
(when asked why I did something)
Somehow you know that the time is right.A while back, I said "easy money" a lot for anything that was, well, easy. It's since shifted to "easy monkey".
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line"Wherever we're going, that's where we'll be."
Usually said when friends are trying to decide where to go. Drives them crazy.
Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny.I started ironically saying "Your face is X!" whenever somebody said something was X, but now it's become a habit...help....
No you can't call me Jar(i) I am not a glass container"Okayyyyyyyy..." This is due to the amount of weird shit my friends say that I have no reaction to other than this.
"Well. Maybe he/she just WANTS to be like that. So let it."
I apply this to everything, including cars, food, people, and such others bring to my attention as if fascinating.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes"Thanks for the useful information" as a response to Captain Obvious sayings.
Not sure if I already said this one but referring to things that look particularly bad, out of place or bad because they look out of place: "it looks like half a dick from under a blanket" or "like half a dick out of the rushes".
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"Like I said..." This is often because my mind and my mouth are going at different speeds.
At least my mind and mouth are going in the same direction most of the time. I swear my mom has some weird combination of ADD and aphasia that makes her completely stop in her tracks mid-sentence because she's either completely forgotten what she was talking about, blanked on a totally basic word, or both.
Due to occassionally sort of...floating away?...recently 'Uh...what was I saying?' has become one.
edited 5th Oct '14 12:26:50 AM by InverurieJones
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'Someone once told me they were going to start using the word "douchenozzle" because they'd seen me use it frequently.
I also use "Whoop de dingle do," quite a bit, but I think I got it from Dave The Barbarian .
In which I attempt to be a writer.Exclamations- "Sweet semen of baby Jesus!" And "sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes-Benz!" Saying goodbye- "Make good choices!" "I'll remember you in therapy!" I'll think fondly of you when I use the bathroom!" "Mess with the bull and you get the horns, and any other cliches you can think of!" All of which I absorbed from my college suitemate.
A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested.
"B my lovr, baybeh!"
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