-flashbacks to my time wearing a brace-
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHBLBLBLBLBLBLBL
Board Certified Sorcerer
Retrieve firearm from desk drawer at my right hand. I fear no man.
edited 2nd Jan '11 10:20:32 PM by hotelkilo
Let God do His work, we will see to ours. Bring in the candles.
Show an affirming flame
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
...you rolled a critical success on your stealth check, didn't you?
edited 2nd Jan '11 10:20:15 PM by SabresEdge
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Li'l Shardfinder
Melt. 
Board Certified Sorcerer
Nothing. Nothing whatsoever.
Let God do His work, we will see to ours. Bring in the candles.
... Oh shit.
Li'l Shardfinder
Try to comfort him. He looks like he lost a loved one. 
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
"... Who the hell are you?"
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Board Certified Sorcerer
Oh well. I've lived a a good life.
Let God do His work, we will see to ours. Bring in the candles.
Li'l Shardfinder
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH— (is squooshed)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Dreaming out loud.
But... second floor! No noise! Front alley couldn't fit an SUV! HOW!!??
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Don't feed the plants!
How did you get in here? Can I help you?
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
"Please tell me your other mother isn't here too..."
"-gasp- Faith and begorah, Neil Patrick Harris is in my room...! This is a dream come true! Will you sign, like, everything I own?"
edited 2nd Jan '11 10:45:10 PM by MsieurLapin
Board Certified Sorcerer
edited 2nd Jan '11 10:46:50 PM by hotelkilo
Let God do His work, we will see to ours. Bring in the candles.
A Pheasant Experience
COOL!
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Board Certified Sorcerer
HELLOTHERE
ah, fuc- *KABOOM*
I want flies in on a dragons!
82123
Please, don't kill -is shot-
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Nothing different. I'm just drinking my coffee in the Galleria food court, using the Wi-Fi to check my email, and they're other customers that I— wait, what are they doing with that shopping c— Oh my God! Scratch that, I'd check whether anyone was injured!
edited 3rd Jan '11 6:14:18 AM by FuschlatzOReilly
Das kann doch nicht sein!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
HELLOTHERE
-turns around quick- HEY!, DON'T TOUCH MAH HAIR!
I want flies in on a dragons!
Oh shi- *is dead*.
Board Certified Sorcerer
Why does this keep happening to me?
Let God do His work, we will see to ours. Bring in the candles.
...
Uhhhh... *Gets run over.*
Shutdown sequence initiated.
And you see their reflection in your monitor. What do you do?
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...