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OOZE Don't feed the plants! from Transsexual,Transylvania Since: Dec, 1969
Don't feed the plants!
#1: Jan 2nd 2011 at 7:17:41 PM

Inspired by the DYWDMA thread. Your society just forced you into an arranged marriage with the above avatar. How do you react when your parents tell you?

I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#2: Jan 2nd 2011 at 7:22:48 PM

But but I don't WANNA marry him!

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Grain Only One Avatar from South Northwest Earth Since: Oct, 2009
Only One Avatar
#3: Jan 2nd 2011 at 7:23:01 PM

My parents apparently moved me to Utah.

edited 2nd Jan '11 7:23:19 PM by Grain

Anime geemu wo shinasai!
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
MsieurLapin Since: Jun, 2010
#5: Jan 2nd 2011 at 7:41:03 PM

I'm not entirely sure is I should be upset or what... I can't see his(?) face.

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#6: Jan 2nd 2011 at 7:42:15 PM

Oh god...

(edited because I'm an idiot...)

edited 2nd Jan '11 7:47:43 PM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#7: Jan 2nd 2011 at 7:42:44 PM

Not sure what age/gender that is, so...

Grain Only One Avatar from South Northwest Earth Since: Oct, 2009
TheGinkei A Pheasant Experience from Reality Since: Sep, 2010
A Pheasant Experience
#10: Jan 2nd 2011 at 7:46:37 PM

I'm pretty sure that this isn't legal where I live...

And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#11: Jan 2nd 2011 at 7:48:48 PM

I don't think this is legal here, either.

edited 2nd Jan '11 7:56:59 PM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
TsundeRay HOORAY! from Santa Clara, California Since: May, 2009
HOORAY!
#12: Jan 2nd 2011 at 8:48:11 PM

Mou iya da.

You're wondering whether I made this avatar just for this game. Yes. I did. ;)

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OOZE Don't feed the plants! from Transsexual,Transylvania Since: Dec, 1969
Don't feed the plants!
#13: Jan 2nd 2011 at 9:08:59 PM

Wait, what? Has everyone just gone insane or something? That's not how things are supposed to work... Is that even a girl?

I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
betterthanstrawberry Dreaming out loud. from back in the atmosphere. Since: Sep, 2010
Dreaming out loud.
#15: Jan 2nd 2011 at 9:51:18 PM

You too, mom? Fuck this, I'm getting out of here.

Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#16: Jan 2nd 2011 at 9:52:06 PM

SHE'S ONLY 12!!!!! (squick)

edited 2nd Jan '11 9:53:04 PM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
SabresEdge Show an affirming flame from a defense-in-depth Since: Oct, 2010
Show an affirming flame
#17: Jan 2nd 2011 at 9:52:19 PM

[up][up]She's female. Good. Unfortunately, she also appears to be underage! Heaven above and hell below, doesn't anyone read the contracts anymore?

[up]So, um, I know this is awkward considering how we're married and all, but...who are you?

edited 2nd Jan '11 9:52:53 PM by SabresEdge

Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#18: Jan 2nd 2011 at 9:53:21 PM

Awww! (glomp)

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
OOZE Don't feed the plants! from Transsexual,Transylvania Since: Dec, 1969
Don't feed the plants!
#19: Jan 2nd 2011 at 9:56:03 PM

I disapprove of this social system but I do not disapprove of this specific occurance.

I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
betterthanstrawberry Dreaming out loud. from back in the atmosphere. Since: Sep, 2010
Dreaming out loud.
#20: Jan 2nd 2011 at 9:58:02 PM

So the good news: the country seems to have legalized gay marriage. The bad news: "Legal" should not equal "mandatory". Especially seeing how people who work at barbershops here usually live in 3x3 cardboard shacks.

edited 2nd Jan '11 10:01:24 PM by betterthanstrawberry

Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
82123
#21: Jan 2nd 2011 at 9:59:50 PM

I like Coraline and all but good lord! No offense, Cor.

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
betterthanstrawberry Dreaming out loud. from back in the atmosphere. Since: Sep, 2010
Dreaming out loud.
#22: Jan 2nd 2011 at 10:09:48 PM

Well, in my home country, it's fine as long as you provide a daily supply of cigarettes to the local authority.

On the other hand, I don't think I'm financially prepared to support a family of four spouses. Fear not though, for I have a cunning plan which cannot possibly fail. Get me an onion, a bootleg CD of Counter-Strike: Source procured by a sterile 8 years-old who lives on a steady diet of acacia tree bark grown at the bank of the Mara river in Tanzania, fifteen drunk customs officers of different nationalities, and a spork. This is going to work.

edited 2nd Jan '11 10:20:49 PM by betterthanstrawberry

Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
OOZE Don't feed the plants! from Transsexual,Transylvania Since: Dec, 1969
Don't feed the plants!
#23: Jan 3rd 2011 at 1:12:03 PM

Well, the age difference isn't toooo big... It should be less creepy in a few years. I still disapprove of the societal system, though.

I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#24: Jan 3rd 2011 at 1:14:26 PM

-takes a canoe across the ocean to Siberia to escape it-

edited 3rd Jan '11 1:14:42 PM by MrW

queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#25: Jan 3rd 2011 at 1:17:15 PM

-is puking in toilet-

I am bad at picking things.

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