Destroyer of worlds.
-hurls-
Is not impressed.
my current job
Glory to Arachnos
Wat. this doesn't make any sense.
-Spider Lizard Noises-
...How the hell did the writer make a legit sex scene with an explosion I will never know.
Destroyer of worlds.
Why does the giant mech have a dong?
Is not impressed.
Okay, the scene with Khan mockingly imitating Kirk and Spock while high on meth was kinda funny, but the rest was... icky. And why did you feel the need to have Gus join in for a threesome, author? -beats the crap out of the author with a frying pan-
Well this is odd. Very odd
Is this a Jo Jo reference?
Destroyer of worlds.
A 600000 word tribute to all the lame Solid Snake puns the author could come up with? Walt's appearance in this was hardly a cameo. Still he had more screen time than he did in godzilla
Is not impressed.
Shadow of Legends
...I don't even... look, I know this guy's a Memetic Sex God of some kind, but somehow I doubt his Healing [REDACTED] can cleanse Soul Gems.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Glory to Arachnos
...
I've never thought someone could make a sex scene between a giant radioactive wish granting stone and three girls.
Now i've seen everything
-Spider Lizard Noises-
-strangles the author with their own entrails-
Destroyer of worlds.
The reversed "Say my name" bit was pretty cool.
Khan: "Say my name."
Walter: "Khan."
Khan: "You're goddamn right!"
If only Khan weren't railing Walter when he said that...
Is not impressed.
Soooo he basically fucked the entire nation of Kazakhstan? How the hell does that even work? Even though it was good, I'm having trouble making sense of this Crack Fic.
edited 31st Oct '14 9:28:28 AM by RandomAdventure
The Artifact. Is currently Lazy Hazy.
insert commentary here
I'd be horrified but I'm more baffled by the Gainax Ending.
"Just as planned."
... Whaaaaat.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
I think Snake's a bit too old for that.
Is this a Jo Jo reference?
Love is Love is Love
Hawt.
The Artifact. Is currently Lazy Hazy.
Glory to Arachnos
WHAT
-Spider Lizard Noises-
Maid of Time
This fic gave me ebola.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Uh...questionable legalites aside, this is a mess.
"Just as planned."
... Two witches and a male Apocalypse Maiden.
Huh.
edited 31st Oct '14 2:06:54 PM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Destroyer of worlds.
Meh...
Is not impressed.
...That's just embarrasing! I'm not even using the right hole! I demand to drink him/her!
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.