Something something smithy
–ignites bed-
Something something Arena.
-drowns self-
The Scarlet Witch
I feel so dirty.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Ichigo won't approve.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
-calls the cops-
Something something smithy
...
Why is your brother here as well...
What happened last night?
Something something Arena.
The Scarlet Witch
How much alcohol did I consume again?
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
This is a most problematic development! Being that you are an earl if you wish to we may fight a duel to decide responsibility for this matter although I would prefer not to, if you take no issue with that.
edited 25th May '15 9:11:57 PM by Laithelryn
Goddamn it elf man who spiked my drink?
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
me and friends
Noooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm too young for drinks or sex!
At the heart of the world...
I AM AN ABSTINENT TEENAGER! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE I DID THAT WITH SOMEONE ELSE!
-commits harakiri-
edited 26th May '15 3:46:51 PM by IchigoMontoya
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...
...I would rather we not speak of this.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Should I not be dead now‽ At any rate I am glad to be alive, please refrain from doing that again though. How does a robotic eldritch abomination become inebriated in the first place?
edited 26th May '15 3:50:14 PM by Laithelryn
"Just as planned."
Well, that was relaxing but I'm surprised it happened.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Well, I'm not complaining, that's for sure.
-applies fatal amount of Brain Bleach-
...If you must do that again, next time, take the knife blade away from my throat.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
my current job
Gah, what was in those noodles?!
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...well, there's a keg of Budweiser next to the bed...
edited 6th Jun '15 9:51:12 AM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I am most mystified at how this come to pass, do you have any idea?
The Scarlet Witch
Well, at least you were gentle.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
I didn't think that my Matthew Mercer impression was that good. Still, you were good, Gwen.
edited 8th Jun '15 3:51:37 PM by IchigoMontoya
Take it away, Heavy
I now go by Graf von Tirol.