why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
They end up getting Shiggy's old person heart, and in surprise they have a heart attack.
TNP is in the Yakuza.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Not Sherlock Holmes
I get into a war with American mobsters, and get mowed down in a flurry of bullets.
TNP is on a vacation in Botswana.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
I get mauled by a cheetah.
TNP is a monkey at a typewriter.
Hydraloonie
Mr Burns kills me for typing The Blurst of times
TNP is on Reddit.
Progress has it's stepping stones.
Not Sherlock Holmes
A literal wave of hate speeches and dislikes sweeps me away into a water wheel, which is going so fast that it blends me up like a meat smoothie.
TNP is marching.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Not Sherlock Holmes
bump
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
...on Moscow—against the advice of every evil overlord list ever. As a bonus it's in the dead of winter, at the end of a non-existent supply line run by boneheads. Yeah, I don't make it back...
TNP has just been bitten by a radioactive spider.
edited 29th Sep '17 7:21:01 PM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
The Best Worst Psychonaut
I succumb to lethal radiation poisoning. Turns out it was very radioactive indeed.
TNP is working out at the gym.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
all of the equipment falls on me
TNP watches strong bad email
Homsar is god The Djjery-bible
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
You explode out of finally being able to die.
TNP is just a floating head.
edited 30th Sep '17 4:06:20 AM by NASCARLOVER427
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Not Sherlock Holmes
I die due to having no internal organs, save for a brain.
TNP is now playing Rhythm Heaven.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”You play moai doo wop 2 and die.
TNP is watching ashens
edited 30th Sep '17 6:10:37 AM by BligsterMustard
Homsar is god The Djjery-bible
Not Sherlock Holmes
The AVGN gets in a war with Ashens. I am torn to pieces in the fight.
TNP is on a jungle gym.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Hydraloonie
It's a gym In the jungle, i am eaten by lions.
TNP is on Tumblr.
Progress has it's stepping stones.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Everything is going well, until Batman driving the Tumblr snaps me in half with an ill-judged powerslide while I'm sitting at the computer.
TNP is kung-fu fighting.
edited 30th Sep '17 11:45:28 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
...against Bruce Lee. I level grinded for sixty years. No, it didn't make the slightest difference, unless the fight lasting 3 seconds was an achievement.
TNP has just discovered the meaning of life.
edited 30th Sep '17 11:49:21 AM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
I commit suicide because as it turns out the meaning of life is really, really bad, and not worth living for.
TNP is on Jackass
edited 1st Oct '17 7:39:32 AM by Jaxfirebus
I try out one of the stunts and promptly die horribly.
TNP saw Atriox turn the inner Senshi into his personal Sex Slaves before he orders a brute to kill the poster for seeing this.
Not Sherlock Holmes
The brute utterly fails to kill me. Just then, he trips with a knife in his hand and stabs me.
TNP is at a rave.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
What comes up
Its a Rave run by vampires, and Blade isn't here to save me.
TNP is hunting the Chupacabra in Texas.
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
Not Sherlock Holmes
An insane hunter mistakes me for the Chupacabra and shoots me.
TNP is now in the Cuphead universe.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Don't even need to make a single instance.
TNP is a bulletproof bear.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
I get caught in a pitfall trap that contained spikes. The spikes were poisoned. The poison was deadly.
TNP is in the Omega Ruins.
Not Sherlock Holmes
Killed by an enemy with a sword that has its own zip code.
TNP is at the drive thru.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
I die. Getting conked on the head by a log hurts like the dickens, yo.
The next poster becomes a fusion of Goku, Eminem and Shigeru Miyamoto. They end up on an Reddit AMA.
"Punishment is not the answer. Punishment is easy. It's lazy. Redemption is hard. Redemption makes you work."-Skulduggery Pleasant